Personal Quotations

[Manga Chic]

You can put in something here that you've said/done that you and/or someone else thought was funny.
Most of mine are political or related to something as such, but here's one:
Dumbledore (from the new Harry Potter commercial): You are the chosen one, Harry...
Me: AGAIN...

[AtkinsSJ]

I used to have a wad of paper full of quotes from various people at school. I can only remember one right now:

Teacher: You can work in pairs, or you can work in twos, as long as you do the work individually.

[Redbone]

See siggy.

[Reecer6]

I'm gonna eat your face off! - a friend from school, many times.

[Manga Chic]

Something that happened in the chat room earlier today:
Me: *changes into bright color of text* How's this?
Atkins: It's like a rave on my retinas, except without the wild partying, loud music, or illegal activities.
Me: So it's like a hangover on your retinas?
Oh, and hangover is used on a completely non-alcoholic sense, by the way.

[gameboy]

Here's a quote, also by a guy from school:
"I don't care if I'm immature! I'm sexy inside!"

[Redbone]

redbone112 uses Head Bash!
redbone112 no longer knows Head Bash from amnesia...
. . .

[Manga Chic]

I saw the Harry Potter movie today.
Me: *After Snape kills Dumbledore* Well...his profession is TOAST.

[sonicchaos1993]

Here a couple of mine:

SC: "Fighter, go show your trick to the alien downstars."
Fighter: "Okay."
*Fighter Leaves*
SC: *Waits*
*Fighter Returns*
Fighter: "I ran out of alien."
BM: "I hate you guys. HADOKEN!"
*Nothing happens*
SC: "...You already used your hadoken for the day."
BM: "What, I can't use more?"
SC: "NO HADOKEN FOR YOU!"
RM: "How did you get here, anyways?"
SC: "Um..." *Waves Hand* "You did not ask that question, and you will never ask that question again. These are not the droids you are looking for. Move along."
RM: "I did not ask that question, and I will never ask it again. There are not the droids I'm looking for." *Leaves*

/8-bit Theater reference


"Fighter, go show your trick to the Aliens/UFOs on earth."
"Okay.
*leaves*
*returns*
"I ran out of alien."
"Fighter?"
"Yeah?"
"That's cheese."
"That's what it WANTS you think."
/8-bit theater reference


Cuddleyum, don't leave! I have to warn you, this house is surrounded by Chuck Norris with a BB gun.

[TyTBone]

"That's SOOOO racist!" ~ Me, to my brother after he says something that could be misconstrued as racist [usually the comment isn't but it's funny to say it nonetheless].

[Manga Chic]

There's a long story here, so bear with me:
One time during the school year, the teacher hung up a poster of an engraving of the Boston Massacre, by Paul Revere. And it was very inaccurate, extreme carnage, yadda yadda yadda, but in front of it all stood...
A DOG. It wasn't doing anything, it just stood there as though it was utterly unaware of the fact that there was mass destruction going on behind him. That was basically the big joke in class that school year, and my friend and I developed 2 jokes:
1. I pointed out to him that the dog seemed kind of like a prissy poodle just standing there, and then I said "It's kinda like he's saying, "I am perfect!". He enjoyed that one. :D
2. The one I liked more was a one-panel comic I made, it basically had the dog's owner being dragged away, as it seemed, and the dog, low and behold, stood there and looked at him. The comic went more like this:
Owner: CUDDLES, SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
Dog: *stands with question mark over head*

[Ufo-Man]

"I'm Going to hit you so hard with the ugly stick, you will have brain damage!"