Pointless Story Game: Third time Lucky

[WackieWatty]

I'm sorry if people don't like my beginning,
I'm not very good at it! :wink:

One day a marshmallow head named Jamul tried to upgrade the forum,
But something went horribly wrong and....

[CatWoman]

many important posts were lost! Then, placed under an evil spell, Jamul turned into a tiny blue Ninja. While this was strange, he took it in stride and set out on a trek to collect the missing posts, which were being held captive by the evil Scary Queen Loony (SQL). And so NinjaJamul headed into ...




P.S. WW, your beginning is funny!

[Dave Hettel]

the dark depths of The Server, a monstrous building full of chips, partitions and data disks. At The Server, he...

[WackieWatty]

Found lots of old spam that shouldn't have been there,
So with his special Ninja powers NinjaJamul threw some shurikens at the evil spam posts!
They diminished with a small crackling sound.

But through the smoke NinjaJamul gasped,
Facing him was...

[Hammered]

a ravenous Chud, busily munching on pieces of the Pointless Story Game, the Sequel, but NinjaJamul wasn't afraid, he ...

[WackieWatty]

Double-jumped over the chud and sliced through it with his sword as if it was a cuddly toy!!!

[pantsofpower]

A GIGANTIC SPAM BEAST!!! The beast gurgled, oozed, and slurped most horrifically. NinjaJamul attacked with 1337 5\/P/-\ H/-\X0RZ Flying Hand. The SPAM beast gurgled horribly, swelled to an enormous size, and exploded. NinjaJamul swiftly crossed to a secret back door program, and entered a long hallway. He began searching for the door that would lead him to the missing posts, but suddenly he was attacked from behind by...

[blackmyth]

An evil quote box. Ninjamul yelled, but the quote box kept quoting him, whatever will he do?!

[Mr.Zee]

He called upon Mr.Zee! Mr.Zee's powers were to help Jamul temorarily. He did such a thing. After Mr.Zee joined Jamul, they ran into...

[blackmyth]

the evil smilie monster, who was a million times as big as one of our standard smilies. (Hmm, I'm going to slightly copy you Mr.Zee :oops: )
Fortunately, blackmyth the friendly CHUD ran up and started eating away at the giant smilie, but all of a sudden who did the see but---

[regeneratorizer]

...a parked car. and then...

[Dave Hettel]

in an unrelated occurance, 8 hot dogs were eaten in a small town outside milwaukee. upon seeing the parked car, NinjaJamul, Mr. Zee, and blackmyth the CHUD, who now had a hot dog for a head, said, in unison, "...

[CatWoman]

"... let's keep focused!" NinjaJamul quickly brought the others up to date about the problem of the missing posts. They knew their only hope was to defeat the evil SQL, so they ...

[regeneratorizer]

ate a cheese pizza and shot chickens out of a cannon at plane windshields.

[Hammered]

Then they realized that there was no way that could be useful in repairing a computer problem, so they turned their attention back to the CPU where they saw ...

[CatWoman]

... a genetically engineered virus! It was HUGE! NinajJamul quickly checked for recent Windows updates, while Mr. Zee and blackmyth ...

[regeneratorizer]

hurled me at the virus which caused it to.....

[Dave Hettel]

... flick the speck of dust which was regeneratorizer away. NinjaJamul then realized that The Server was running Linux, which, for some very strange reason, had security troubles. He then checked the Redhat Linux homepage for updates on his trusty PortoNinja laptop. Meanwhile, Mr. Zee and blackmyth ...

[CatWoman]

... were frantically trying to fight off the virus! If only they had an antibiotic! Just when it looked hopeless, blackmyth saw something out of the corner of his eye. It was ...

[Hammered]

... a bright yellow box with bold red lettering. Taking a closer look at the box, they read "Norton Anti-Virus". The others were elated, but NinjaJamul was sad, because he knew that the real baddie had yet to surface! Indeed, the dreaded Miss Applied Update was very busy thinking about how she could cause more mischief! Before our heros could get to her though, they had to deal with the giant virus. Could this box really help?

[blackmyth]

Suddenly, the virtual lights went out, and Ninjamul and everyone else were basically helpless, but not blackmyth the (mostly! :wink: ) friendly CHUD! He loved the dark, (how ironic, I do in fact, like the dark! :lol: ) and therefore had a great advantage, so there was no use for the big box! There was a few CHOMP! noises and the lights came back on. Blackmyth was standing in a patch of darkness (which somehow always hovered on him) and the virus was nothing more than a few pieces of harmless data. Hark! This wasn't the end of their troubles, because---

[WackieWatty]

They couldn't find Mr.Zee!!! :shock:
They searched frantically trying to find their lost friend,
But there was nothing blackmyth, the friendly CHUD, or NinjaJamul could do!!
So they decided to continue on their quest.......

[Mr.Zee]

When Mr.Zee suddenly popped out of the bathroom. He said "I don't think I should've eaten those burritos last night." and joined NinjaJamul and Blackmyth again. Once they were on their way, they met...

[blackmyth]

an evil worm! It had just popped out of a trojan horse, and now began to devour various electronical things, which cause light and sparks to flood the area. Blackmyth moaned a bit, then went to hide somewhere else in a dark place. Oh no! Now the group was missing blackmyth, Mr.Zee was in the bathroom, and now there was an evil (and quite giant :wink: ) worm on the loose! Whatever will Ninjamul do?

[Mr.Zee]

The stench from the bathroom was overwheming, and thus, deleted the worm. The three continued their quest...

[blackmyth]

but then Ninjamul realized it was just him, Mr.Zee was still in the bathroom and blackmyth was off in a dark place somewhere. As a last resort, Ninjamul decided to---

[CatWoman]

... continue on by himself, since he could do a much better job without the bathroom breaks and hiding-in-shadows. So NinjaJamul continued his quest to find the evil SQL and retrieve the missing posts. He turned a corner, treading gingerly over the painful soldering points on the circuit boards. Suddenly, from seemingly nowhere, he spotted .....

[Hammered]

... POPs old friend Zudak, who had only recently vacated the bathroom to make room for Mr. Zee. Zudak was holding a ...

[CatWoman]

... roll of toilet paper, a toilet bowl brush and a can of Lysol. NinjaJamul, being an intelligent sort, immediately figured out that he could place wads of toilet paper on the floor to make walking over the soldering points less painful. And he could use the brush for ...

[AtkinsSJ]

Scrubbing those hard-to-reach places on his back. But there was no time for that now! Ninjamul and Zudak...

[WackieWatty]

Rode a couple of 'Training Dummies' off deeper into the server.
They came upon a small network,
They entered but this was a bad idea as....

P.S. Please, no more monsters yet! 8)

[blackmyth]

It was extremely dark, it even reached 32 darkness in one spot, and that's where blackmyth the friendly CHUD was. It was kind of unfortunate for them that they could not see a single thing, so they were unaware that blackmyth was sitting there, but they did hear his firmiliar chomping as he ate a donut. How could they find him so he could guide them through this dark haze?

[WackieWatty]

Luckily for them, a mysterious hand came out of nowhere and placed a lightbulb in the ceiling.
Sadly, this sent blackmyth mad and he ran off screaming! :roll:
Ninjamul was fed up with everyone interupting his quest so he threw grenades at them and ran off......

[PurpleKoopa]

...into the sunset. Everybody died, er, cried, and the credits started rolling. But wait! What was that in the credits?!

[CatWoman]

But since NinjaJamul's quest must be completed, he cannot die. And since he's inside a computer, there is no sunset. So he decided to ignore any new characters who tried to distract him and move on alone.

As NinjaJamul neared the main processor, he heard a strange noise. Click, sizzle, click, sizzle. Wondering what evils lurked nearby, he rounded a corner and ...

[Dave Hettel]

... saw a flaming hairball hocked up by Oliver, NinjaJamul's organic counterpart's newest cat. NinjaJamul thought that this must be the problem with The Server, and right behind the hairball, NinjaJamul saw a missing post. It ran...

[PurpleKoopa]

...away, and it splatted into a cyber door. Then it opened it, went through the opening, and slammed the door. But NinjaJamul/Ninjamul slashed through the door, an found a chamber full of missing posts! Suddenly...

[Hammered]

... NinjaJamul gasped in horror! It was the posts that had been deleted from Total Mayhem in March! They had been hiding in here all along, waiting for a chance to stir up some trouble, and they were at it with a vengence here, starting with ...

[AtkinsSJ]

SPAMMAPS, they all leapt at NinjaJamul, but with his awesome one-button ninja moves he...

[CatWoman]

... clicked on "delete", then "empty recycle bin". Obviously the TM posts had figured a way to slither out of the recycle bin the last time they were deleted (which was surprising, since they had very little intelligence, artificial or otherwise!). But now that the mighty NinjaJamul had banished them for good, he continued his search for the evil SQL and the missing forum posts. He knew he was getting close to her lair, because ...

[WackieWatty]

There was year-old spam on leads.
These spam were growling horrifically,
Ninjamul quickly moved on into.....

[Dwo]

the belly of a kitten, but he was about to be digested!
(yipee, silly stories :lol: )

[Ducky]

But little did Ninjamul know this was no ordinary kitten....
This was Oliver and moments before, the kitten knew his master was in danger so he, increased his size as much as the system could handle,
leaving a few megabytes for the page file (of course!), and quickly swallowed his master for protection.

Ninjamul, in a few moments listened to the gentle, protective purring, and knew where he was...he slowly climbed out and noticed not only did Oliver's quick thinking save his master, but scared the spam away into the next hard drive...

With his new cyber-ninja powers, Jamul raised his powerful one-finger and pointed at the hard drive the spam took refuge in and....

-Ducky (I love a good computer story :) )

[Janice]

*zzzzzt* blasted it into a cloud of meaningless static, with a single blast of his lightning bolt powers. Having solved that problem, Ninjamul hitched up his superhero socks, spit-polished his superfinger, and headed off to solve the real problem - SQL and the rest of the missing posts!

Just as he rounded the corner, he....

[Mr.Zee]

Was really hungry, so decided to jack out of the internet and have a little snack. After he ate, he went back into the internet and...

[AtkinsSJ]

crashed straight into a firewall! "OW!!" he screamed, as he leapt back from the burning roadblock. SQL had placed it there to stop NinjaJamul from leaving his PC, but he had only blocked the PC; the laptop still had internet access! He entered it and...

[regeneratorizer]

met none other than....

regeneratorizer!!!!?!!!!!!!

then for some odd reason regen went through the whole the wizard of oz scarecrow sequence.

regen-"if i only had a brain id be quick id be nimble id be able to capitalize and add apostrophies!"

ninjamul-"im going to see the SQL maybe he has a brain that i can rip out of his....i mean, that he will gladly give to you..."

regen-"SQL? spider queen lord? awesome! il come!"

ninjamul-"do you know the quickest way to get to him?"

regen-"sure i do! follow me!"

so they went to a small rectangular place with yerfdog on one side and a blinking wall. regen deleted all the words before the blinking wall and entered the sacred magical path finding words we all know,

www.google.com

they found the shortcut to SQL's place fast. when they got there though they saw a strange man blocking their path. said he

"ye varily, if thou wishes to see SQL then you will have to pass 3 trials."

he then moved out the way. they proceded to find a maze! and blackmyth)who was drooling at the mouth, sprawled on the floor!

regen and ninjamul.......

[Sokko]

if i only had a brain id be quick id be nimble id be able to capitalize and add apostrophies!

Best... quote... ever. :D The first step in solving the problem is admitting that you have one.