Ahem... (Oh and OWWWWWWW)

[drgamer]

FYI:
Golf Carts are top-heavy...
Thus they can't make sharp turns...
Just because you are in the middle of the front row, doesn't mean you can't get thrown out...
Ow...

Oh and don't get in with a driver who is reckless...

EDIT: Oh and if you don't get what I'm hitting at...
Think of me in that golf cart, in the middle of the front row, HANGING ON!

[drgamer]

And apparently no one cares that I got hurt :(

It's better, but it's still hurts :( :cry: :cry:

[AtkinsSJ]

You play golf!?

I'm sorry you got hurt, but I'm only just replying because you posted at Midnight GMT :roll:

[drgamer]

I don't play golf; and that makes it even more pathetic!

It was used to transport people around...
-drgamer (Should have wised up when the driver was going too fast)

[AtkinsSJ]

Next time, take a parachute. :lol:

[drgamer]

Huh? Why in the world would a parachute help?
Not enough time to get it out, and not enough time to slow me down...

Parachutes don't do their function that close to the ground...

[AtkinsSJ]

Well, a parachute is more environmentally friendly than a diesel-powered trampoline.

[drgamer]

how in the world could a trampoline be diesel powered?
Way to expensive now... Gas has gone up...

And what does it do? Jump FOR you?

[AtkinsSJ]

No, silly. It jumps ON you.
Fine, then. How about a hamster-powered chainsaw?

[drgamer]

Cuts through hampsters and gains power? :cry: *barfs* :cry:
Or does it have alot of wheels to gain enough power?
Must scare the hampsters...

[AtkinsSJ]

There's a little hamster wheel that makes the chain move.

[drgamer]

ah so you use it like an axe?
It's way to slow to cut down trees faster than that... I think...