View Full Version : Ahem... (Oh and OWWWWWWW)
08-20-2005, 05:54 PM
Golf Carts are top-heavy...
Thus they can't make sharp turns...
Just because you are in the middle of the front row, doesn't mean you can't get thrown out...
Oh and don't get in with a driver who is reckless...
EDIT: Oh and if you don't get what I'm hitting at...
Think of me in that golf cart, in the middle of the front row, HANGING ON!
08-28-2005, 05:10 PM
And apparently no one cares that I got hurt :(
It's better, but it's still hurts :( :cry: :cry:
08-29-2005, 06:10 AM
You play golf!?
I'm sorry you got hurt, but I'm only just replying because you posted at Midnight GMT :roll:
08-29-2005, 01:26 PM
I don't play golf; and that makes it even more pathetic!
It was used to transport people around...
-drgamer (Should have wised up when the driver was going too fast)
08-30-2005, 02:30 AM
Next time, take a parachute. :lol:
08-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Huh? Why in the world would a parachute help?
Not enough time to get it out, and not enough time to slow me down...
Parachutes don't do their function that close to the ground...
08-31-2005, 09:36 AM
Well, a parachute is more environmentally friendly than a diesel-powered trampoline.
08-31-2005, 01:30 PM
how in the world could a trampoline be diesel powered?
Way to expensive now... Gas has gone up...
And what does it do? Jump FOR you?
08-31-2005, 01:34 PM
No, silly. It jumps ON you.
Fine, then. How about a hamster-powered chainsaw?
08-31-2005, 02:46 PM
Cuts through hampsters and gains power? :cry: *barfs* :cry:
Or does it have alot of wheels to gain enough power?
Must scare the hampsters...
09-01-2005, 09:09 AM
There's a little hamster wheel that makes the chain move.
09-01-2005, 01:52 PM
ah so you use it like an axe?
It's way to slow to cut down trees faster than that... I think...
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