You are a long-time Hamumu fan if...

[Starfighter]

In this thread give symptoms of being a long-time Hamumu fan.

Must be dumb and a bit funny/silly.

Please put a period between 8 and a or it will become a cool dude smiley wearing sunglasses (a 8))


1. You are dumb
2. You act dumb
3. You think that ham can moo like a cow
4. You say that the hawaiian word for whisper means your paradise
5. You worship Yerfdog like a god

[Coolguy]

6. You have memorized the dates of game releases and quiz others on them.
7. You have had Yerfdog tattooed on you... 16 times!
8. You've named your children after Hamumu game characters.
9. You believe that Yerfdog discovered America.
10. You claim that werepuppies ate your homework.
11. You smash hydrants, mailboxes, pumpkins, etc. with a giant red hammer.
12. You've shaved your head to look like Bouapha.
13. You think there should be more movies with bald hammer-wielding main characters.
14. You have a pen pal on Halloween Hill.
15. You always order supreme pizza with cheese.
16. You go to the museum and see a styracosaurus skeleton and say "Look! A triceroid!"
17. You threaten people by telling them that you will make a special that turns them into a pengulon.
18. You call the Sahara Dusty Desert.
19. You've implanted a computer in your wrist to play Hamumu games during school/work.
20. You take vacations to Jamul's house and take pictures.

[Hammered]

21. You know that there are exactly 3 seasons in a year: Summer Silliness, Halloween Horror, and Winter Wackiness.

[blackmyth]

22. You rush into war with your pet rabbit dressed in a small vest, holding a squirt gun with, with you.
23. You use a Swap Gun to switch seats with the smart kid, and get an A++++++++ on your work.
24. You go running into a funeral, and start whacking the casket with a toy hammer, awaiting the 'Bleh!' sound.
25. You visit graveyards often.
26. You rush into your moldy basement, holding an axe.

[ScienceGuy]

27. You chase after zombies on holloween trying to collect all of the brains.

[Coolguy]

28. You won't leave your house until you collect all the brains and candles.

[pizza]

29. You eat only pizza, chinese and garlic (at least when you're sick)
30. You try to enter doll houses, hollow trees and snowball lanterns in winter
31. You wear only green shirts and blue pants

(there was a similar topic earlier)

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

32. If you score a goal in soccer and yell "I'M KOOL KAT BAD!!!"

[ScienceGuy]

33. If you believe that a big enough hammer will fix anything.

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

34. If you think barrels, crates, and animals are all brightly colored and filled with explosives.
35. If you get together with your friends to write a merge novel.
36. If you have nightmares about pumpkins
37. If you throw a party every time a new sneak peek is posted.

[blackmyth]

38. You walk up to your dog often, waiting for some sort of helpful info.
39. You get arrested in the Artic Exibit at the zoo for throwing stuff at the penguins and seals.
40. You decide to walk across a lava stream, thinking 'this will only put my health down a little'.
41. You are immensly afraid of construction machinery.

[Starfighter]

42.If you spray cheese into your mouth from an aerosol can thinking that what you did will make hammering nails easier
43.You think if you use a mind control ray you can make an utopia (see my signature)
44.You smash things so you can get free chinese food
45.You don't like veggies in your chinese food
46.You like to kill people with white lab coats and safety goggles with hammers, bombs, missiles, and machine guns

[blackmyth]

47. You call people dumb, in a good way, but they take it as an insult.
48. A picture of super jamul, your hero, is on your wall.
49. You drown in a puddle.
50. You decline a free $100 bill and go for the coins instead.
51. When asked what you would like to purchase at McDonald's, you reply 'a Rage McFlurry please'.
52. You ask to have 'Forever Dumb' put on your tombstone when you die.
53. All of your t-shirts have taglines on them.

[ScienceGuy]

54. You insist on having not one but four keychains at all times.

[Redbone]

55. You destroy a skeleton with a big red hammer.
56. You ring a bell and hold up a candle every time you get a strike on bowling.

[pizza]

57. If you get an F in an exam you look for a "LOAD" button
58. You think any yellow key fits in a door with a yellow sticker in it

[AtkinsSJ]

59. You always keep 2 feet away from mushrooms.
60. When you look up, you expect to see a health bar, and wonder what that blue thing is.

[blackmyth]

61. You destroy every wall in your house, expecting to find some secret passage.
62. You visit insane asylums often.
63. You make a clone of yourself to take the blame.
64. You never go after something good, a special might just destroy you.
65. You have extreme fright of rocks, and frequently scream '***!RUN IT'S A ROLY POLY!'.
66. The chinese resturaunt loves you, and puts your picture on their wall.
67. You think stepping on flashing stuff will teleport you somewhere.
68. You are scared to hunt for dark colored bunnies.
69. When you leave your house, you challenge your friends to beat your score.
70. You are arrested for possession of hundreds of brains, not including your own.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

71. You eat pizza thats been on the floor
72. You resent all skeletons, dead or possessed
73. You use natural weapons such as axes and hammers to kill ghosts
74. ...and zombies, and weremutts, and mummies, and poltergeists...
75. ...and everything else except the Happy Stick Man. HAPPY STICK 4EVUH!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
76. Werd is acceptable grammar (tribute to bofupa)

[diabloking185]

76.you liike you with real life had an esc button so you could use cheats
77.you changed your name to boupha
78.you ask dogs what your mission is
79.you think squeezy cheese makes you super

[pizza]

80. when your pencil snaps you ask Jamul to release a new patch to fix it

(click (http://hamumu.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=4843))

[PurpleKoopa]

81. Instead of programming, you put "Making Dumb Games" in your resume.
82. You paint your chinese take-out green then claim it's radioactive.
83. You eat it and hope it isn't Toxic Mu Shu.
84. Your science fair projects involve putting two zombie brains together to make Super Zombies.
85. You jump into lava and see if it only depletes your life bit by bit.

[AtkinsSJ]

86. You dive for cover every time you see a cactus.

[diabloking185]

87. You are afraid of a group of penguins
88. You like blowing up blocks and crates
89. You dream you are in a spaceship wiping out see through ghost like butterflies in the void
90. You know what SPISPOPD stands for
91. You tipe out words to kill dragons
92. You like to solve dumb puzzles
(so far, the ones I posted are all true for me!)
93. When you see the Atkins dietary plan, you think of crows

[AtkinsSJ]

*smacks forehead*
ANOTHER Atkins diet joke.

[Mr.Onion]

94. You randomly say things of no importance like "blah", "fleep" and "SPISPOPD stands for Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Pieces Of Putrid Debris."

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

There's an article about spispopd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spispopd
It even has a link to Hamumu software!

[pizza]

95. You have wrote in Wikipedia about SPISPOPD

[AtkinsSJ]

94. You randomly say things of no importance like "blah", "fleep" and "SPISPOPD stands for Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Pieces Of Putrid Debris."
Lol. I do that all the time! :oops: (Well, not those exact words. Usually "I like... pie!" :roll: )

[Starfighter]

96. When you see a starfighter in Star Wars you think it should look like SpaceBoy (look at my avatar)

[blackmyth]

97. You think bombs aren't super duper dangerous.
98. You think the same thing about missles, unless they come from a death turret.
99. There is a parody of you in a world called 'Spamumu'.
100. You have deemed yourself 'Hamumuman.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

101. You do not understand MMORPGS and you say "You can't do that without hacking the world editor" then send an email to Jamul.
102. If gallery goals were re-do-able you would have won the "Obsessive Compulsive" award 25 times. (I actually played over 250 hours total! :shock: )
103. ALL HAIL HAMUMU!

[ray lord of chaos]

106. You eat Hamumu CDs mixed with your food
107. You are a yerfdogian
108. You post on this topic
109. You hope the drl movie will come out soon
110. You plan to write in your will "all to hamumu"
111. You post 111 things on this topic
112. You date a statue of Yerfdog
113. You wish you were Jamul's brother
114. You lobby for Hamumu day to be an official holiday

[Hammered]

115. You decorate your Christmas tree with bright red hammers.

[Janice]

116. You look in the mirror and think, " Hmm, I wonder if I would look good bald...."

[Coolguy]

117. You complain to local scientists that they don't impersonate Elvis enough.
118. You send your letters to Santa to Icy Mountain.
119. In a school report called "When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A..." you failed because pumpkin vandalyzing is not an occupation.
120. You call penguins and jeans weird things.
121. You know that the proper spelling of pumpkin is actually "PUMPKIN!".
122. When there's a bank robbery, you blame short green people.
123. You attack people with bizarre things, like whoopi cushions, cacti, and slingshots.
124. You get in fights with scientists over what particle accelerators do.
125. When you mess up a test, you pause, hit retry, and do it over.
126. You avoid suspicious looking rafts and chests.
127. You have your own cult; Jamulanism, Followers of Dumb.
128. You play so many video games that you have a short attention sp... uh... what was I just doing?

[Hammered]

129. You ask your mom to bake you some Ninjabread Men for Christmas or, if you are old enough, you call the cookies you just baked Ninjabread Men! :lol:

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

130. Your mom asks if you want to help bake pumpkin pie and you run off to get your hammer.
131. Your mom asks if you want to help make a jacko lantern and you run away screaming.
132. You visit Japan and everyone gets mad at you for drawing faces on all the lanterns and then jumping on them.
133. Many people say the greatest soliloquy in history begins with "to be, or not to be..." but you think the best one starts with "Hello, and welcome to the demo level! I'm SpaceBoy, and I'll be your pilot today..."

[Starfighter]

134. You think that mad scientists are harmless and you can kill them for fun :lol:

[PurpleKoopa]

134. You think that mad scientists are harmless and you can kill them for fun :lol:

135. You know this isn't true when your chemistry teacher called the SPISpolice after you beat him up :)
136. You complain that you should make your own puzzles on Dumb: The Game, after all, you did write the book on Dumbness.
137. You actually did write the book on Dumbness and are now writing a sequel.

[death]

138. you have a dream about dr.l.

(OT: That happened to me once! :lol:)