Songs that you made

[Redbone]

Post any song that you made up.

Title: The Twelve Lunatic's of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my docter gave to me:
A bonehead in a grave yard.

On the second day of Christmas my docter gave to me:

2 Killer Robots

and a bonehead in a grave yard.

On the third day of Christmas my docter gave to me:

3 pumpkins walking,

2 Killer Robots

and a bonehead in a grave yard.

On the fourth day of Christmas my docter gave to me:

4 Swampdogs Attacking,

3 pumpkins walking,

2 Killer Robots

and a bonehead in a grave yard.

On the fifth day of Christmas my docter gave to me:

5 Golden Werewolves

4 Swampdogs Attacking

3 pumpkins walking

2 Killer Robots

and a bonehead ina grave yard.

I'll edit to finish the song off.

[regeneratorizer]

umm... ok

i heard of this guy
his name was chris
he wore 7 watches from his elbow to his wrist
they said he was dumb
that he had no brains
i even heard storys that he lost it in the rain
he had a grenade
he had a gatling gun
he even had a moldy hamburger bun
but if anything
i thought he was smart
he hit a bulls eye everytime he threw a dart
guns, bats,
combat knives
even obituaries of his wife
his wife was nice
her name was beth
she wore night gowns and her hair was a mess
dvd's and cd roms
he gets em all
from his mom





actually, my friend made that song. im not good with words. im good with music. therefore, i make the songs that go with his lyrics. it actually sounds pretty good.

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

Here's my song. I wrote it for a project in 7th grade life science class. It's a send-up of Poe's The Raven. Pretty good, eh? in an extremely nerdy way...

Mitosis
A tribute to Poe by Martin Hogan

Once upon a Monday dreary, while I studied, weak and weary,
Many hard and boring science books in the sunshine rays-
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping in the classroom craze.
“’Tis some tiny cell,” I muttered, “tapping in the classroom craze-
‘Tis a cell,” is what I says.

Then, for many, many hours, the cell slowly, slowly flowers,
Growing, and still yet growing under my intrusive gaze,
Then there came a noisy roiling, followed by a tangled boiling,
Here emerged four small chromosomes that resembled little Ks
“‘Tis the tiny cell,” I then said, “doubling its DNAs
Quoth the small cell “Interphase.”

Next, the nucleus dissolved, leaving the puzzle unsolved,
Centrioles receded to the edges of the haze.
Then, as my young eyes beholded, spindle fibers came unfolded
From the anchors, they came out, forming rope-like rays.
Who knows what will happen next in this chaotic maze?
Then the small cell said “Prophase.”

The chromosomes move to each other, until each one is by another.
Each one is in position, in the cytoplasm gently sways.
Next the centromeres, so sticky, glued themselves to fibers quickly,
After lots of tries to match up the sticky spots in a daze.
And the confused chromosomes lined themselves up in perfect rays.
Said the small cell “Metaphase.”

With the anchors pulling stronger and the spindles getting longer
It now seems as though the cell has reached the end of its short days.
But this is no time for quitting for the chromosomes are splitting,
All the copies of the DNA go their own separate ways.
With all this going on, many questions I had tried to raise-
The cell just said “Anaphase.”

The small cell’s mad delusion only adds to the confusion.
The centrioles and spindles disappear into the haze.
The chromosomes are turning blurry, I am now starting to worry
That this cell will never make it through the phase.
But two nuclei appear into the fray in quite a daze!
Still, the cell cried “Telophase!”

Now the cell, pulsing and retching, is enduring quite a stretching,
As I look on, anxious as this exciting drama plays.
Then I hear a ripping tear, something I can hardly bear,
And finally, two new cells emerge into the classroom craze.
With Cytokinesis finished, they each go their separate ways.
…Now they both start interphase!

P.S. Incidentally, I live in Cobb County, Georgia. Hasanyone heard about the evolution sticker controversy there?

[AtkinsSJ]

I started writing a song, edited from the 'Lumberjack Song' by Monty Python. It's not that good, and I'll probably never finish it, but here goes:

I'm a gourdslayer and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and hammer all day.
He's a gourdslayer and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he hammers all day.

I smash my foes,
I eat Chinese,
Go home and watch TV.
On weekends I visit the SPISMall,
And have Pumpkin Pie for tea!

He smashes his foes,
He eats Chinese,
Goes home and watches TV.
On weekends he visits the SPISMall,
And has Pumpkin Pie for tea!

I'm a gourdslayer and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and hammer all day.
He's a gourdslayer and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he hammers all day.

I smash pumkins,
And zombies too,
I like to collect their brains.
I put on Pants of Power,
And I can keep going for days!

He smashes pumkins,
And zombies too,
He likes to collect their brains.
He puts on Pants of Power,
And he can keep going for days!

I'm a gourdslayer and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and hammer all day.
He's a gourdslayer and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he hammers all day.

I smash pumpkins,
I steal gold coins,
And shoot all sorts of stuff.
I wish I'd been a soldier;
Of hammers, I've had enough!

He smashes pumpkins,
He steals gold coins,
And shoot all sorts of stuff.
He wishes he'd been... a soldier?
A soldier? Oh, no. We can't have that. Oh, no...
*Various mumbling, and they they leave the room*

He's a gourdslayer and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he hammers all day.
He's a gourdslayer and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he hammers all day.

[PurpleKoopa]

Here's an extended version of that "this is your birthday song, it isn't very long" song. And those were the whole lyrics!! Anyway, here we go.

This is your birthday song,
It isn't very long
Well maybe it is so,
Let's see a rodeo!
Now here's your birthday cake,
And a piece you shall take
This was your birthday song,
It's still not very long!
HEY!

[Hammered]

Last year we had a contest to rewrite some Christmas carols with a Hamumu theme. For those who weren't around last year, or anyone who would just like to have a chuckle again this year, here is a link: http://www.freewebs.com/suppremeplayersguide/carols.html

[Diabloqueen185]

ok well heres a bit

On the first day of halloween my brother gave to me a dead pumpkin in a dead tree.
Thats it :evil: