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diabloking185
12-04-2005, 03:57 PM
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1. give a detailed description of broccoli
2. act terrified
3. scream
4. feed the cat the broccoli
5. lie
6. eat the rest of the salad and hide the broccoli
7. do the :D happy innocent face
Coolguy
12-04-2005, 04:20 PM
8. Cut the broccoli into small pieces so it looks like you ate more of it.
Mr.Zee
12-04-2005, 04:47 PM
9: Analyze the broccoli and record your findings.
Redbone
12-04-2005, 04:49 PM
10. Throw them in the garbage, hide them with more garbage and say "I'm Finished!" :lol:
11. Throw them into a tree.
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Where is that?
PurpleKoopa
12-04-2005, 09:09 PM
12. Cram paper brocolli between your teeth to fool your friends.
13. Hypnotize them.
14. Do a dramatic fake death scene after pretending to eat it. "I *cough cough* ate it...are you happy now?!"
pizza
12-04-2005, 10:40 PM
15. Turn green
16. Hold your breath and turn some other color
17. Eat the broccoli
diabloking185
12-05-2005, 05:01 AM
kidzone website is soon to be made
PurpleKoopa
12-05-2005, 09:54 AM
18. Use brocolli-scented breath mints.
19. Shove it down your shirt.
20. Make it chocolate flavored - hey, they saw you eat brocolli, now you can eat chocolate!
21. Keep talking about brocolli at the party.
22. Hang by the relish tray.
23. Write it in your resumé. (took class on eating brocolli)
AtkinsSJ
12-05-2005, 10:24 AM
24. Flatten it into a thin layer of mush on your plate, and cover it with a thin layer of mashed potato.
25. Hide it under your tongue, then spit it out when noone's looking.
Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy
12-05-2005, 01:36 PM
26. Act like you're addicted to broccoli, so no-one suspects you don't eat it.
Hammered
12-05-2005, 01:55 PM
27. Why pretend? Just eat it. It's delicious.
Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy
12-05-2005, 01:59 PM
Actually, I like broccoli myself, but there are other vegetables I despise. Anyway...
28. Tell them you were eating broccoli when suddenly it got up and attacked you, and that's why you had to rip it apart and throw it all over the house. :twisted:
PurpleKoopa
12-06-2005, 06:32 PM
(I love it too, more so when it's soft and peppered, or just dipped in ranch dressing. I also love caesar salad...potato salad...okay, okay, back to brocolli.)

29. Hide it in your pocket.
30. Label a bag of french fries "brocolli" and eat heartily out of it.
31. Give it to your rabbit.
32. When someone asks you why you left it on your plate, claim it's a special kind of tree that only grows on dinner plates.
Redbone
12-06-2005, 06:52 PM
33. Distract them, run as fast as you can and throw it into the garbage can.
AtkinsSJ
12-07-2005, 10:33 AM
27. Why pretend? Just eat it. It's delicious.
I wouldn't say that it's delicious, but I quite like it.
pizza
12-07-2005, 10:54 AM
Yes it's very good.

34. Tell him you ate broccoli
AtkinsSJ
12-07-2005, 11:18 AM
35. Sing an annoying song about your incessant love for broccolli and broccolli-based products.
36. Wear an 'I love broccolli!' T-Shirt.
Hammered
12-07-2005, 11:34 AM
37. Share it with everyone on the planet, finally solving that annoying world hunger problem. Perhaps they will build a statue of you to celebrate your brilliance and generosity!
AtkinsSJ
12-07-2005, 12:40 PM
Lol, Off Topic (a bit...) but http://www.broccoli.com/ exists, and currently features a broccoli-free home page!
Starfighter
12-10-2005, 10:37 AM
38.Give it to others, be kind :!:
39.Borrow an atomic disintigrator from Starfighter and fire it at the broccoli
40.Purchase a spaceship, fly it to an alien planet containing herbivores, and bring one to your dinner table so it can feed on the broccoli
41.Not enough money for a spaceship? Get a Terran (Earth-native) indigenous life-form to eat it (like a rabbit)