300 things to do with a pet snake

[Redbone]

You can say anything to do with a pet snake.

1. Sleep with it.
2. Teach it Math

[Mr.Onion]

3.Put shades on it. 8)
4.Call a harmless snake "The Incredibly Deadly Viper."

[pizza]

5. Discuss it
6. Use it as a bait
7. Take the cotton out of it

[Starfighter]

8.Use its poison fangs as poison arrows :twisted:

[PurpleKoopa]

9. Make it write a forum topic about 300 things to do with a pet snake.
10. Show it to your mom.
11. Sit in the time-out chair with it after your mom grounds you.
12. Teach it how to play Hamumu games.
13. Say, "Snakes...why does it always have to be snakes?!"
14. Use it as a whip.

[Redbone]

15. Teach it dog tricks.

BONUS:

Teach it how to say Nine Hundred Words! :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

[regeneratorizer]

Take it for a walk at 1:13 in the morning.

[pizza]

17. Put in a box and take it out.
18. Wash it in too hot water.

[Redbone]

19. Let it log in to the Hamumu Forums! :lol:

[PurpleKoopa]

20. Tie it around your neck. *not recommended with boa constrictors*

[Redbone]

21. Slide with him!
22. Give it an Email! :lol: