Hate to pull a Michael Jordan but....

[Ducky]

Ok, Ducky is Officially back. Completely and finally. I am very sorry for
all the lolly-gagging I have been doing. I am here. I am here...
I am HERE!!!!

I have picked up my hammer again, and I will be burning up the
high times again. I have begun a new profile. In fact, it isnt new...I never
knew it wasnt taken. So "Ducky" is also my new profile. :P

Ah...it is so good to be back. Can't even tell you why I was away...
I went back to Kid Mystic too. Great game also, by-the-way! But no,
Supreme is where my heart is, and will be! (Until good old Jamul gives us
a new juicy morsel to chew on, that is).

-Ducky (The new and improved...me!)

[AtkinsSJ]

Woohoo!
*Dances*

[Redbone]

Ducky, if your back, then wheres Dark Ducky?

[AtkinsSJ]

Dark Ducky left a while back. Good thing too!

[Mr.Onion]

Woohoo!
*Dances*

[Redbone]

I mean where he is. I'm the Internet King and still i can't find him browsing the Internet.

EDIT: I think I saw him on my pm's. *Checks* Yep.

[Ducky]

Dark Ducky is back? :shock: But....I would have known....unless....he never left
this dimension, just my pond...And if that is so....

He is silently stalking me and learning my moves...because I am the only
one who can stop him.... :shock:

:idea: I MUST build DuckWorld soon and leave some clues to how to
stop him in case I go missing. I will tell you all how to build the
*something to be named* to send him back, once and for all, and repair
the tear in the space/time micro-singularity. :idea:

- Ducky (rushing to relearn: 1) SWC an 2) The SWC Editor!)

[Redbone]

I'll call Redbonetoad since him and InfiniteHammer is fighting and Dark Ducky is watching.

*Calls Redbonetoad*

Redbone-"Hello. This is Redbone."

Redbonetoad-"What is it Redbone?"

Redbone-"Can you send Dark Ducky to me?

Redbonetoad-"Oh yes. I can send him to you!"

Redbone-"Thanks!"

Redbonetoad-"I'll send him to you with a message!"

Redbone-*Hangs Up*

Redbonetoad-*Hangs Up*

He'll be back tomorow, Ducky!

[Ducky]

Well chief, I havent seen him, no messages left for me, and no signs of
webfooted prints in the mud around my pond.

He is a coward. Or at least trying to find a way to get me. But since
I can stop him, he wont dare try anything. Or at least until he can find a
way to get me. He may be me in another dimension, but he isnt me in
this one! :wink: :P

-Ducky (Still relearning SWC....but faster now!)

[Redbone]

Here he is! :twisted:

Dark Ducky-"I got burned up in the email. Please leave me alone for a wile."

I belive you changed your sig because you saw my first edit.

[Ducky]

I belive you changed your sig because you saw my first edit.
I saw it after you edited it, but not before. And Dark Ducky doesnt usually
PM people without being on my account. So...if he is PMing you or eMailing,
it is already too late for you. You are potentially compromised and outside
the circle of trust. You may have been assimilated or been taken over, so
I will end this here. I will not enter a trap and will not be fooled into
trapping myself.

- Ducky (Out of the woodwork and walls comes the dark. See how it darkles...)

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

:shock: Do not meddle in the affairs of ducks...

[Redbone]

*Throws Dark Ducky back into PM's* He didn't PM me. He got trapped in one of my PM's and now, HE'S ALL OVER MY PM'S!!!

Dark Ducky-"Hey! You brought me h-h-here!"

[Ducky]

Dark Ducky cannot talk, PM, email, or live without me. It is impossible
for you to have dealing with him since we are "connected". You must
have a Dark Redbone in your midst. Or...mebbe DD brought over your
evil counterpart?

Hmm....I am getting a really neat idea.....

-Ducky (The walls are crumbling.....Reality isnt what you remembered 2 minutes ago)

[Redbone]

I threw Dark Ducky into your account. :wink: :twisted:

I've got Loony Ducky, my evil, evil, evil pest. Right now, she's T&R$&'#%#%&('&!

Loony Ducky-"Don't be so angry! I pulled out the plug! Mwahahahaha!

Redbone-"'%'($%&#$%'&%%&)'(|~%"$%(_?\?\//\\/.><>!"

Loony Ducky-"Don't say that!"

[AtkinsSJ]

The walls are crumbling.....Reality isnt what you remembered 2 minutes ago
Lol. I can't remember from 2 minutes ago. :roll:

And Redbone, how did you throw a physical being who somehow travelled through cyberspace into a file on an internet server?

[Redbone]

Like this! *Throws Loony Ducky into AtkinsSJ's account*

Loony Ducky-"Stop that AtkinsSJ" *Throws AtkinsSJ into Redbone's account*

AtkinsSJ-"Hey! Get me ><(%%&")!"$%&'%&'#&YE$$&}**`+`*++::+``;p@;@!"

Redbone-"*}+{{}{`}+!"

Loony Ducky-"I pulled out the plug again!"

[PurpleKoopa]

If reality is changing...then life is a Matrix.

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Oh wait, they aren't pills, they're jelly beans. Oh well. *munch munch munch*

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

Who cares? Reality is a load of irrelevant fluff anyway. If we think that the reality we create is our own truth, then... nevermind

*munches on jelly beans* :D

[AtkinsSJ]

Mwahahahahaaa! I defy all rulership! I have free will! (Unlike some people who pay a lawyer to do their will. :wink: )