mini-pointless story game: fifth time or something...

[puffazoid]

a small group of bunny explorers were looking through a telescope and saw a planet entirely populated by good zoids! :o pods were made so people could go there. naturly, puffazoid went first and...

[AtkinsSJ]

took lots of photos! Unfortunately, he (If you're a she, sorry. I'm just guessing.) quickly ran out of film. But the nearest chemist's was on the moon! Puffazoid decided to...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...make his own film! Puffazoid took some supreme squeezy cheeese, mixed it with pizza and radioactive chinese food, added some garlic, and some dead haddocks, and lime seltzer, and a pie sandwich. Puffazoid poured in some radioactive moonshine, and some stockroom acid, some Nebro-Gubular SpisSoySauce, and even some space elements like Titanium, Rubidium, and Chlorophyx. Unfortunately, Puffazoid made a mistake and added...

SPAM!!!!!! OH NO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW!!!?!?!!??!?!?

Puffazoid ducked behind a chair as green smoke began to pour out of the pot. There was an ominous trembling, and suddenly,
KABBLOOOOIE! the strange mixture spattered everywhere, and out of the goo rose a figure almost too terrible to speak of, just like in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! It was Dark Lord VOLDEMORT. No, just kidding.
It was Dark Lord FARLEY! NOOOOO THATS EVEN WORSE!!!
And then, behind him appeared his servants, the successive heirs of spam, Regeneratorizer and Chris Von Lunatic! Except they were all risen from goo, so they were kind of zombie-ish and globbery...

Is the universe coming to an end?

[puffazoid]

dark lord farly hurled a flaming sack of spam and puffazoid quickly ducked and...

[blackmyth]

blackmyth popped up, wearing a goofy mask, and smacked the spam away, saying, "What can be a stronger shield than concealment? Have you ever defeated an enemy you didn't know existed?" and everybody turned invisible. After this, the group....

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...started pointing at each other and giggling and saying "Ha ha, I can't see you!" and so on, until they realized that meanwhile, the evil spammers were getting away, so Puffazoid and Blackmyth got into their exploro-mobile and gave chase...

[puffazoid]

just then, a good zoid came and blasted the spamers and then...

[PurpleKoopa]

Revealed itself as the crazy Professor Zoidia!! Yes, he had used his potion to turn into a zoid. The zoid jumped out of the water and turned into Professor Zoidia, but then he was run over by the exploro-mobile. Seeking revenge, he...

[puffazoid]

...contacted dr.lunatic and... (insert insane laugh here.)

[Redbone]

BANG! Redbone was banging the door with on of his bones. Puffazoid opened the door, said "EEK" and bashed out the back door. Redbone...

[puffazoid]

destroyed the zombie horde of the doctor with his power jig of doom! meanwhile puffazoid was...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...just about to burst out of the back door when suddenly, it was kicked in by Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy (insert catchy theme music here) He walked in coolly and said, "Well, it seems that you've all been having all the fun in these pointless story games, but I'm here now! Things are about to get Nebro-Gubular!" And SpisBoy started snickering at his own very lame joke. Anyway, SpisBoy told the other adventurers that he had a set of automatic ear-phones that he had clandestinely inserted into the heads of the Spammers, and it was revealed that they had fled to a hideout in- 1800s Bulgaria! NG SpisBoy pulled out his time-travelin' iPod and...

[death]

contacted death, lord of the abyss to destroy the evil proffesor with his trusty... (not a hammer)

[puffazoid]

XOP void-cannon light thing and...

[pizza]

Christmas present...

[Redbone]

with a red bone in it. Puffazoid spits dead spiders at Redbone who was slapping NB SpisBoy who was heading out the window. NB SpisBoy jumped out the window and in 5 seconds, Redbone said "Get him! He's heading for the window!" Puffazoid stopped shooting and bashed out the door. Just then...

[Chris Da Lunatic]

...the spammers hijacked the thread posting adverts about the www.hamumu.com forums and laughed maniacly! they blew their cover as chris da lunatic made that rather stupid spamming comment and they time warped in front of the battle! Kid loony, who was caught in the fray and accidentally teleported to this battle, then...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...used one of his super-powerful skills, the stomp thingy, and knocked everyone out for the moment.

Allright, let's take this moment to make sure we know who's in the story at this point:
Puffazoid, blackmyth, Professor Zoidia, Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy (who crawled back through the window sulkily) Redbone (who glared angrily at NG SpisBoy) Chris Da Lunatic (who, oddly, is one of the villains) and Loony Lunatic. Okay.

Now that that's sorted, the group, which was just starting to get comfortable, was rudely interrupted by a bruised figure crashing through the ceiling- that quintessentially annoying and unfortunate monkey Loser. However, this was important, because Loser said, "I have very important, secret information! Listen...

[Hammered]

... there's a whole group of people over in the Dr. Lunatic forum building a whole Pointless Story World and I am in it, so I can only stay a minute, but I wanted to drop by to tell you that this story is even more pointless than usual! Keep up the good work, gotta go! And, oh, NGSB, you'd better prepare to be re-defenestrated, because Redbone ...

[Redbone]

shoved a fake Puffazoid in front of his face! "Oh No!" said Redbone pretending to be Puffazoid. "Nice Try!" said NB SpisBoy. Redbone ran to the computer and played Dr. Lunatic Supreme with Cheese (http://hamumu.com/game.php?game=DRLSUP&src=gamepgpic). NB SpisBoy said...

[puffazoid]

ohhh! a dead haddock! and...

[pizza]

jumped right out of the...

[Mr.Onion]

hole that he was suddenly in. Loser then went to lose at a game of...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...tic-tac-toe, which was pretty pathetic because he was playing against a two-year-old half-asleep cabbage. Loser was just beginning to feel sorry for himself when NG SpisBoy landed on him after jumping out of that hole. "Hello there, MC Solaar! You're my favorite French Rapper!" he said, oblivious to the fact that he was sitting on a monkey. Everyone looked at SpisBoy funny for a moment, and then realized that what he said made perfect sense because...

[Deciple_of_Dumb]

the googlyonian (language of Googlyonia) word for "secret double agent who plans to assassinate you" sounds almost identical to the english "French Rapper"! Everyone turned to look at MC Solaar who then said...

[puffazoid]

BOOOM! because his head blew up. just then, a void monster from XOP came by and...

[AtkinsSJ]

asked NGSB to sign for a parcel. He did so, being careful not to go over the lines, and the void monster went back to the future.
The parcel, which was a large crate, was shaking violently. Suddenly, it broke open and AtkinsSJ, who was never in any of these stories, niftily inserted himself into the exciting plot. But what was that in the sky? Was it a bird? Was it a plane? No, it was a...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...cloud. Nice, huh.

So Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy said, "Hey, is it really your first time being in one of these pointless story worlds?"
"Yeah," said AtkinsSJ "So what do you think of it?"
NG SpisBoy replied, "Well, it's okay. Kind of interesting, but I thought it would be a bit more exciting than this. Although I must admit, you never know what's going to happen next! I was pretty shocked when my friend Redbone threw me out the window. I thought I was the defenestrastor..."

But suddenly it turned out that the thing in the sky wasn't a cloud. It was George W. Bush, the President of the United States flying around in his SpyPlane. There was a loud POP and two parachutes dropped out of the plane, with Hail to the Chief Playing on a synthesizer, somewhere in the background. As the two figures fell to the ground, just in front of our heroes, the president said...

[Hammered]

... something unintelligible and left, so our heroes turned to the second parachute, where ...

[PurpleKoopa]

...Professor Zoidia threw green potions at them! Our heroes tried to move in while still dodging the blazing beakers, but AtkinsSJ was hit by one and turned into...

[death]

a slice of cheese pizza :lol: :shock:

[chaucer]

...Or at least almost turned into a slice of pizza. If it had not been for
chaucer, using his teleporty thingy to get to the battle, throwing Dark Lord Farley's Spammerizer 9000 in front of the potion. Suddenly the slice of pizza that had once been the Spamerizer 9000 zoomed off to find Farley. "After him!" yelled Jamul, who had been taken with Chaucer to the battle. But suddenly Dr Zoidia hit Jamul, and he was turned into a cabbage! The evil doctor flew off, laughing maniacly. "The only way to change Jamul back is to get that doctor!" said NG Spisboy. Suddenly Loser woke up, realizing he had just become concious after NG Spisboy had landed on him. By him stood...

[varkarrus]

A sheep dressed as a cow, carrying a sword, and wearing a jetpack and a nametag saying "Hello my name is Varkarrus". Meanwhile, An AI with the AI of an AI jumped inside the story and said "Behold my awesome recolouring powers!". He turned Nebro-gubular spisboy into a fat crow. "Hey that's not recolouring" Atkins Sj said, "but anyways, Yay Fat crows!". Varkarrus sliced an incoming mumble with the AI of a roly poly into small cubic peaces of semi-rotten meat and paper. Meanwhile the AI with the AI of an AI was not finished with the team yet...

[PurpleKoopa]

...he still needed to bake them in the oven for five more minutes. However, by some odd reaction on being placed into the oven, the Jamul Cabbage turned into a NinJamul Cabbage! Unfortenatly, it did nothing else other than look cool. Thankfully...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...Loser showed up. He looked at the NinJamul cabbage and said, "Hey! You're that cabbage that beat me at tic-tac-toe earlier in the story!"
Loser started madly flailing at the NinJamul-Cabbage-Thingy, which awakened the Ninja-Cabbage's primal ninja instincts- And it stood up and flexed its powerful, tasty leaves.

"P122A HUT OWN5 J00!!!1!" it yelled and started beating everyone up! And the villains beat a hasty retreat- for the moment. Only Loser was seriously injured. But Jamul, despite his ninja powers, was still a cabbage.
And NG SpisBoy was still a fat crow.
"Hey! I'm very fat!" he said, "I should go on the Atkins diet! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heehee ha. Get it?"

No one laughed...

[pizza]

but...

[puffazoid]

a huge portal opens up and out comes a bunch of XOP monsters come through and...

[AtkinsSJ]

ask for directions to the Restaurant at the end of the Universe. They were quickly forgotten as another tear in space-time caused several hundred Mutant Ninja Robot Pirates™ to fall on them. NinJamul Cabbage quickly...

[PurpleKoopa]

...used his Ninja Cabbage powers to summon the Killer Cabbage. It had an epic battle with the Mutant Ninja Robot Pirates. The battle was eventually made into a movie. Unfortunatly it was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. But that has nothing to do with our story right now, except the fact that Crow T. Robot had shown up and suddenly he...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...said "Hi" to his fellow fat crow, Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy. NG SpisBoy said that he was having a hard time, because following a low-carb lifestyle (tm) was conflicting with his Flying Spaghetti Monsterist beliefs. Crow T. Robot said that he "was-a-robot" and started making uncoordinated, jerky movements. But then the giant cabbage thing ate it. Then the giant cabbage thing ate loser. Then NG SpisBoy ate the giant cabbage and he magically turned back into a person, wearing a T-shirt with a large amorphous blob of spaghetti sauce on it. Suddenly, Professor Zoidia...

[death]

asked if he could have a number 1 with extra fries
he was denied them so instead he just...

[Redbone]

said "Bye!" and ran away. Redbone just finished his red bone-made phone both. Puffazoid crashed into the boney phone both and it broke. "Where's the Police Station?" he/she asked. "HERE!" said Redbone and kicked Puffazoid into a...

[AtkinsSJ]

parallel dimension, where PZ saw lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans lots of beans! And reappeared back in our dimension, bringing Magical Trevor and a few badgers. They quickly...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...the badgers were being chased by a suspicious-looking man wearing a dark aqua-colored cape and a dark green hat.
"I am the BeanMaster." he said. He lifted up his hand, and lots of razor-sharp beans started shooting from his fingers! One of them hit Varkarrus, who cried out "OUCH!" and...

[PurpleKoopa]

...got a beancut. Then...

[puffazoid]

just then, a giant zoid came being controlled by puffazoid, he...

[Hammered]

... fell into a nearby pond, nearly drowning Puffazoid in the process. Just as Puffazoid was climbing out of the pond, ...

[Coolguy]

...a shark leaped out of the water and pulled him back in. Nearby, Loser saw what happened and jumped into the water to rescue him, only to be attacked by piranha. Then...

[death]

Killer TACOS emered into the scene and started too...

[puffazoid]

sing the doom song from invader ZIM: dooom doom domdidoom doom doom DOOMY DOOOOOM! :twisted:

[PurpleKoopa]

Of course, the piranha and the shark hated the singing, so they chomped down on the taco. Then...

[regeneratorizer]

A guy named Johnbob came and said something about the world ending or something, i wasnt paying attention. A peice of cheese molded somewhere in the world, A guy downloaded the Turkish march off the internet, and someone laughed at the word "feet". And thus, the world imploded. But forunatly, that world was Pluto. No one cares about Pluto. Except Johnbob, who left saying something about a time machine, I still wasnt paying attention. Anyways, a band called Linkin Park joined the Gnu and Penguin league, and made the world a better place to.......

[puffazoid]

have puffazoid spit spiders at everyone for tormenting him throughout the story. :twisted: ... suddenly

[Redbone]

a Hammer Storm started! "Oh No! Infinitehammer is almost here! Scream and run around in circle's!" Redbone shouted. So everyone screamed and ran around in circle's. "EEK!' screamed NB SpisBoy. "Ha!" said Infinitehammer. "I look scary! Don't I?" "Ziz!" said Redbone. Infinitehammer...

[Mr.Onion]

Turned into InfiniteGoldfish. But then...

[chaucer]

Infinitegoldfish went bankrupt and turned into Infinitecopperfish. After that, Jamul Cabbage started to get out his banomatic v7.7 and blasted it at everything. Why? Because Dr. Lunatic took over his mind. AHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! Suddenly...

[puffazoid]

dr.zoidia! yes, dr.zoidia tossed a boomy thing at ninjamul cabage and...

[PurpleKoopa]

...Professor Zoidia caught it in midair, and threw it back at the fake "Dr. Zoidia" since everybody knows that Professor Zoidia is a professor, not a doctor! However, the Ninjamul Cabbage with the banomatic v7.7 shot at...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...a "Gra" and through a bizarre six-dimensional molecular-gubular pseudo-gibberish reaction, the "ban" fused with the "gra" and contaminated a nearby man to create... BHANGRAMAN!!! Soon the air was reverberating with the strange Indian music and...

[PurpleKoopa]

...flies in the air. Using his awesome powers, Ninjamul Cabbage broke free from Dr. L, who WAS posessing his mind, and started swatting at the flies. Then BHANGRAMAN!!! said...

[puffazoid]

my BHANGRA senses are tingling! because...

[pizza]

everything around him went...

[Redbone]

to Pizza Hut. :lol: Then Redbone entered Pizza Hut and ordered 5 Bone Smackers. SMACK! Redbone had...

[pizza]

an idea and got a very severe...

[Hammered]

... haircut! The others had to try not to laugh at him, because he looked so silly in his Mohawk! Suddenly, ...

[puffazoid]

a hair hunt squad show up and...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...a second later, they were gone!

"Hair today, gone tomorrow! Ha ha ha!" said Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy. No one laughed.
"Why does no one laugh at my ingenious puns? Eh?" asked NG SpisBoy...

[PurpleKoopa]

...and everyone threw tomatoes at him because of his awful jokes! But because SpisBoy is Nebro-Gubular, he...

[Redbone]

took a Tomatoe Gun and shot it at everybody. Redbone smacked NB SpisBoy with a bone with tomatoes on it. SPLAT! ...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...so SpisBoy cried, "NEBRO-GUBULAR HAMMER ASSAULT!!!!!" and a barrage of glowing orange hammers sprang from his fingertips, clobbering everything within a measly two-foot radius. NG SpisBoy frowned and muttered to himself that he needed to spend some time gaining experience points so he could upgrade his attack.

But then, due to the tomatoes splattering everywhere, everyone got sick from an overdose of vitamin C...

[pizza]

and they bought a big bottle of antivitamin C from...

[varkarrus]

The vending machine!

But the vending machine was the AI!

"Fat crow Spisboy! You are doomed to destroy your freinds," the AI said.

Suddently, Nebro Gubular Spisboy got the AI of a richie lich and changed teams to evil!

[Mr.Onion]

MHAHAHAHA! :twisted: Unfortunatly, A very large, apparantly ambidextrous, pineapple appeared becuase of the pineapple...

[AtkinsSJ]

wanting to be famous since it was a seed. But it was not to be. It was eaten by a hungry Galapogus, which...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...was in turn eaten by NinJamul Cabbage! Unfortunately...

[pizza]

he was eaten by an...

[PurpleKoopa]

...Ninjamul Cabbage Evil Clone! Wanting to free Jamul, our heroes...

[blackmyth]

turned to blackmyth who was wearing his large colored mask and quoting Edgar Allen Poe.

"Quoth the Raven, nevermore!" He said poetically, and a large raven named Roony swooped down screeching 'nevermore!' and cut both cabbages to shreds. Blackmyth leapt on Roony's back and turned to the horizon, which was...

[PurpleKoopa]

...actually a fake background. Roony smacked stupidly right into it. Then Jamul showed up as not a Ninja or a cabbage. Everyone was happy that Jamul came back, and everyone started singing a song called...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

Snakes on a plane!
Snakes on a plane!
Samuel L. Jackson and
Snakes on a plane!

I like fish!
You like fish!
We all like fish!
Let's eat fish!

We appreciate!
Potatoes argh nice!
Pirates and ninjas and
Snakes on a plane!

Hamumu game!
Llamas are lame!
Octopi are better!
And of course, snakes on a plane!

Pancakes and beans!
The end of the means!
Benjamin Franklin an-

SUDDENLY, the ludicrous song was interrupted by...

[Redbone]

Redbone who pushed Puffazoid into a Demension called Desert DOMINIX. Redbone said "Take" and smacked Blackmyth on the arm with a bone. SMACK! Redbone almost...

[blackmyth]

had his arm knawed off as Blackmyth started chewing on the bone. But this bone wasn't ordinary, it...

[AtkinsSJ]

was made of corrugated card, and had the Australian flag painted on it. Blackmyth, being...

[pizza]

vicious, took the one and only...

[Mr.Onion]

SPAM thread....

[PurpleKoopa]

...and threw it out the window! The window...the window...he threw it out the window - oh sorry, was was I...oh yeah. Then everyone was happy and sang the "Snakes on a Plane" song again. But then a bunch of snakes parachuted out of a plane onto our heroes and started sucking their juices! Then...

[Mr.Onion]

The entire grammar sctructure of the english language broke into fride-cool, ambidextrous, preview nonsense. Hamumu cheesy Yerf hammering hippo...

[Hammered]

... hammered the language structure back together again so that everyone could post normally. Suddenly ...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

A concerned boll weevil ambled by. His name was Karl. He was always worrying about everything: bills, relationships, family, politics, and so on. Karl's face was covered with concerned boll wrinkles. However, one day Professor Zoidia (or Doctor, whatever) turned him into SUPERWEEVIL_EVIL...

[Mr.Onion]

ZiG....

[AtkinsSJ]

OFSKI. He was so ashamed of his name that he became the President of the Moon, and...

[Mr.Onion]

turned into toasty.....

[pizza]

pile of...

[Mr.Onion]

high school which then proceded to...

[Hammered]

... grilled cheese sandwiches (made from authentic lunar green cheese). Since everyone was hungry, he didn't last long. Once everyone had eaten their fill of the tasty sandwiches, ...

[pizza]

something fell out of the sky. It was the...

[PurpleKoopa]

...bomb of bombly bombness! Everybody ran for their lifes, but then the bomb blew up, leaving a huge...

[AtkinsSJ]

bomb-shaped hole. King Kong (Did I mention he turned up? Well, he did. :lol: ) got out some Poly-Filler and, since there were no parrots around, calmly mended the hole. Oh, no! It became a Roly Poly. That wasn't Poly-Filler, it was Roly-Poly-Filler! The gang...

[Hammered]

... looked around for a wedge to put under the Roly Poly so it wouldn't roll over them, but all they could find was Loser, so ...

[varkarrus]

Loser ran way. Or at least, everyone thought he did. Anyways, A large T fell from the sky right on top of Varkarrus's head. He slashed upward and turned the T into an L. Suddently an "he end" appeared. Because varkarrus turned the T into an L, it spelled "Lhe End" which doesn't mean anything. The spelling and grammer checker deleted the word "lhe", leaving it with only the word END.

"Good thing I did that, or else this great story would end all too soon!" Varkarus said.

The AI with the AI of an AI came back however and the word "end" turned into a large bottomless chasm that streches on for infinity.

"Wow, the edge of the world!" Varkarrus said, "wait a second, the world is round!"

But because everyone knows the world is flat, they sent Varkarrus to "school for idiots"

[blackmyth]

... where he met Roony the Raven, who was being lectured about...

[varkarrus]

Why fish don't swim!

[pizza]

However, Roony had a plan. First...

[blackmyth]

he needed to find three solid plutonium toilets, ten Lemonades, with added partially de-weaponized plutoniate, and bicarbon-poisonate, some giant donuts, and a car muffler. His plan to use these items was as follows:

[puffazoid]

... he *WAS* trying to make a raven scrap art piece, but it turned in to a giant zoid! just then...

[PurpleKoopa]

...Professor Zoidia adopted the giant zoid! Everybody said "Aww..." because he had finally found a friend, but then the zoid became his partner in crime and they blasted down the school! Then...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

They went back in time and blasted down the OLD school. After that they went underwater and blasted a school of fish. Then they went into the cavernous caves and blasted the school of rock. They were about to destroy all intelligence in the world by destroying the grand school of thought, which would indeed be a catastrophe!

Who will stop them???
(hint: the Hamumuies perhaps?)

[AtkinsSJ]

The Hamumies were busy partying at the local disco with Catherine and Charles, so Timmy (Or whatever his name is; I can't remember! :roll: ) the Time Ninja, who never got invited to discos, had to go. He picked up his...

[puffazoid]

...zoid vacum and sucked up the prof and the zoid! but then a...

[blackmyth]

Swingline Stapler and...

[pizza]

Santa's flying reindeer appeared out of nowhere...

[regeneratorizer]

Said hi. timmy the time ninja found this offensive, becouse the politically correct term is "how do you do." Timmy then proceded to vacuum them into space, using the patent pending time warping vacuum, by Ron Co. Suddenly, the evil mad dr. lichenburgerfuson reguylargmeister senior senior and his evil sidekick, bob, came and said......
To be continued.

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

NOV SHMOZ KA-POP???

No one knew what they meant, so Timmy the Time Ninja asked, "what?" and suddenly remembered to put the Babel Fish in his ear. He realized that Prof. Whats-his-name and Bob had created a machine that would take everything that Timmy had sucked into warpspace and spew it back into the world, which would obviously lead to both good and bad consequences, and some pretty hilarious misadventures!

Bob got ready to press the button, and...

[blackmyth]

said simply: "Buh-chomp, buh-chewy-chomp, buh-chewy-chomp!" before getting stapled to the ground by the Swingline Stapler, who then said in turn...

[AtkinsSJ]

"2 for the price of 3 on Profesors! Today only!" Then it realised that 1: He didn't have 2 Professors, 2: that Staplers - even Swingline ones - can't talk, and 3: that I can't spell 'Professors'.
Bob's finger was touching the button. He...

[regeneratorizer]

Pushed it......

[pizza]

and everything went "...

[puffazoid]

:o YAY! :o because the buton actully triggered...

[pizza]

the ultimate all-...

[PurpleKoopa]

...smelly onion sandwich! Everyone held their noses. Then...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...Chuck Norris showed up and ate the sandwich. Then he roundhouse-kicked all of the villains in the head, (no more villains for a while) and made Mount Everest explode in one swift motion. Everyone oohed and ahhed in wonder...

[PurpleKoopa]

...even though our heroes have been on a Zoid Planet since the first post in this topic. Suddenly, Chuck Norris...

[blackmyth]

started singing 'Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny', and with one leap...

[PurpleKoopa]

...he jumped over a tall building in a single bound! Then Superman showed up and sued Chuck Norris. But Chuck took out some kryptonite and Superman...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

Had a virulent allergic reaction. ("virulent" is one of my vocab words for school this week, woot!) As superman was carried off to the ER, our heroes...

[PurpleKoopa]

...praised Chuck Norris to be the first man to jump a tall building in a single bound whose name wasn't Superman. Then everybody got tired of the zoid planet they were on since the beginning of this story, so they all took a rocketship ride to a planet that was mainly inhabited with...

[pizza]

Hamumu people. That was just weird because...

[PurpleKoopa]

...the people visiting were Hamumu people! And the people of the planet looked exactly liked Hamumu people visiting!

"This can mean only one thing," said Hammered. "They are clones of us!"

"So?" asked SpisBoy.

Hammered said, "So we must..."

[Mr.Onion]

" Hammered was suddenly cut off as a very familar CHUD attempted to eat ScienceGuy. However...........................

[varkarrus]

1,000,000 remixes of a small world started tumbling on our heroes' heads!

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

Our heroes trembled as the remixes came closer and closer! They could see:

It's a Sheep World
It's a Time Travel World
It's a Nebro-Gubular World
It's a Muddy World
It's a Latvian World
It's a Hedonistic World
It's a Carpeted World
It's a Schlorbian World
It's a "Calvin and Hobbes" World
It's a Incorrect Grammar World
It's a CAPSLOCK WORLD
It's a International Baccalaureate World
It's a Spike Lee Joint (World)
It's a Nefarious World
It's a Peanut Butter Jelly Time! World

...and more and more and more!
The only way to escape was to jump into one of the worlds! Which one would they choose?

[Mr.Onion]

They're a small worlds after all...... So our heroes squashed them. Ding dong.....

[AtkinsSJ]

went It's An Irritating Doorbells World, as it crumpled under Hammered's Hammer. Meanwhile, Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy...

[varkarrus]

Cowered in fear at the "It's a very large, indestructibible anti-NGSB World!"

[PurpleKoopa]

Thankfully, NGSB in this case stood for "Nuclear Garden Sandwich Biscuits", so no one else cared. But SpisBoy said, "No! I'm scared of them because....

[Mr.Onion]

Es ist eine deutsche Welt attacked me and I can't understand it!" Suddenly It's a............

[Hammered]

... Babelfish World showed up and explained to Mr. Onion that the language he couldn't understand was German. Unfortunately, the language he chose to say it in was Finnish. Everyone thought that it would have to be the end, unless one of our heros happens to know Finnish, and so ...

[Mr.Onion]

It's a Finnish-English Dictionary world showed up and traslated bing bong bell the......

[Hammered]

... dictionary fell into a well, so I'll never tell. Suddenly everyone realized that the actual solution was to speak to Pizza. He said, ...

[varkarrus]

Waaah Waah!
Everyone looked at pizza. He was attacked by the "It's a baby world!"
Pizza was turned into a baby!!!!

[PurpleKoopa]

Suddenly our heroes realized that this planet was not only inhabited by the people who looked like them, but also a ton of "It's A Small World" remixes! Knowing that this planet was not good for them, they took a rocketship to...

[puffazoid]

... ZOID PLANET 2!!!

[Mr.Onion]

Which spontanasly turned into.....

[Hammered]

... It's a Microzoid World, and ...

[AtkinsSJ]

due to a misjudgement in scale, the whole world was swallowed by a small dog, who...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...said that he was tired of these nerdy Hamumu guys quoting the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy all the time.

"All the TIME?" said Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy, "TIME is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." and he started laughing uncontrollably. "Don't panic!" he said, snickering. The dog rolled his eyes at SpisBoy and walked off...

[Mr.Onion]

with 42 steps. Suddenly......

[AtkinsSJ]

something infinitely improbable happened! It was...

[Mr.Onion]

The fact that earth, very suddenly, turned into It's a cheese sandwich World.
Zeeky boogy......

[blackmyth]

, the famous scientist who discovered TMTNT, decided it would be fun to blow up the famous monument named...

[regeneratorizer]

doog. He set up some TMTNT and got ready to push the button. Suddenly......

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

The button decided it wasn't going to be pushed around anymore! It jumped up and said...

[Mr.Onion]

"we are sorry for the......

[PurpleKoopa]

...inconvience, but the button you pressed cannot be pushed at this time. Thank you, and get a life!" Then the button took out a laser gun and went nuts! Then...

[Mr.Onion]

it very conviently.....

[blackmyth]

remembered buttons don't have hands, and fell to the ground where it pushed itself, and the TMTNT blew up, sending everybody to a different planet, one named...

[PurpleKoopa]

...Mars. Since there was no air on Mars, everybody put on...

[pizza]

their caps with soda cans...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...which miraculously gave them the ability to breathe on Mars. Unfortunately, they still had the problem of no water. And extreme temperatures...
"Not to worry!" said a mysterious, yet friendly, voice, "I am...

[PurpleKoopa]

Loser! You guys forgot all about me! Here, have space suits," said the monkey as he passed out space suits. Our heroes put them on, except for blackmyth, who was having trouble with his...

[blackmyth]

cheeseburger, which was starting to float off. "Hmm? I don't need a suit, CHUDs aren't originally from Earth anyway, so I don't need oxygen. Oh wow! Look at that!" He said, and pointed towards a cave, where, emerging from it, was...

[puffazoid]

a swarm of savage TYRANIDS!! fortunitly purple koopa had his magical...

[Mr.Onion]

spaghetti balanaise which.....

[blackmyth]

he snapped at the tyranids like a whip, covering them in magical pixel dust, which affected them in a way so that they...

[PurpleKoopa]

...turned into itty bitty Xenoids. Purple Koopa squished them all with his cardboard foot from Monty Python. Suddenly...

[ray lord of chaos]

i ate the cardboard foot and screemed i am an evil martion lord of chaos

[varkarrus]

Suddently, Ray turned into a puff a smoke and turned into "Jamul's Alter-ego". He is infinintly NOT DUMB!

Our heroes (how many are there now? 20, 30?) cowered in fear as ...

[KrazyAquazoid]

...as a bunch of chickens. So, the smart Jamul...

[PurpleKoopa]

...proved himself to be the next Albert Einstein. He also proved himself to be the next American Idol. But he only proved these things, and did not actually do them. Our heroes showed him a bunch of puzzles from Dumb: The Game, hoping it would make the smart Jamul's head a splode!

[varkarrus]

His head a-sploded all right! But the only reason why is because our heroes said A-sploded instead of exploded. As the "Smart" Jamul died, he said one thing

"NO THAT'S TOO DUMB"

[Mr.Onion]

And suddenly the heroes found themselves in a....

[pizza]

game shop. There was.....

[PurpleKoopa]

...confusion amongst our heroes.

"That's odd. We destroyed the Jamul clone but we are now in a game shop," said Mr.Onion. "This is not logical."

"Thank you, Mr. Spock," said AtkinsSJ, "but springs forth a question - is there a difference between Dumbness and Randomness?" As the Hamumu members pondered about this...

[AtkinsSJ]

Mr Spock appeared, shouting "Beam me up, Scotty!" He then looked rather embarassed, and...

[puffazoid]

looked off onto one of the game shelves and said: "ohh! they have the star treck nemisis game!" which he bought and ran off. sudenly, the heros were eaten whole by a red dragon!

what will we do???!!!

[Mr.Onion]

And then a muffled voice exclamied "Abacrasplifficate!" and the dragon.....

[AtkinsSJ]

splifficated! Our heroes ran as fast as they can, for no real reason at all, and realised that there were enough of them to have a charity fun run. Jamul...

[puffazoid]

s chickens exploded! just then...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

The "save the exploding chickens" charity fun fun started. Thousands of people stampeded through the streets. Little did they know that...

[PurpleKoopa]

...they were on Mars, where there are no streets! The people held their breaths as they also forgot space suits! Our heroes had to act fast to save the innocent people, so they...

[pizza]

reserved a flight...

[Mr.Onion]

to Mexico. However........................................... .................................................. .......

[AtkinsSJ]

it was fully booked by the Sombrero Hunters' Convention. So they decided to go to Blackpool instead, and...

[varkarrus]

the plane crashed in the bermuta traingle

Varkarrus nearly drowned because everyone knows that cows can't swim.
Just then, the heroes saw some fish.
"Hey, i thought fish couldn't swim!" said I.
Atkins SJ said, "where did you learn that?"
"At the school for dum-dums, remember!" I said

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

It turns out the fish could swim, but they couldn't see because it was Blackpool. They started bmuping into our heroes and saying "excuse me" and so on. One of them crashed into Varkarrus and spilled a bucket of radioactive...

[Mr.Onion]

Spaghetti......

[pizza]

monster which eventually...

[AtkinsSJ]

retired and spent its time collecting stamps with the queen's face on. (He wasn't very clever.)
Meanwhile, the fish...

[varkarrus]

Ran away from a serial fish killer. Suddently, our heroes dissappeared, and Nebro-Gubular Spisboy reappeared in one of Varkarrus's unfinished world, pumpkinia's core...

Nebro-Gubular Spisboy cowered at my masterpiece, the world's funnest you-go level ever. The pumpkin bridge!
Our other heroes were in other assorted unfinished world. Fortunatley for pizza, he appeared in luigi's pizzaria.

[KrazyAquazoid]

Fortunatley, Puffazoid was in the world Zoid Planet (by me!) there, he (or she, I dont know!) saw THE COOLEST GUY OF THE UNIVERSE: KrazyAquazoid, the mutant crazy zoid!
But suddenly, the un-dumb jamul returns and...

[blackmyth]

sends blackmyth alone into the cold world of Loony Land II: Winter Woods to wander the unforgiving terrain. Then he turns to the others and says...

[KrazyAquazoid]

"I'm back! I created a game called: 'Smart: the Game!' IS THE SMARTEST GAME OF EVER! because I am the..."
Suddenly, a pumpkin falls from the sky and smash the Jamul's clone.
After that, a classical world creator join the group... LISA KECK! Then..

[blackmyth]

she looked around and said "Why are we switching tenses so much?", and Hammered answered...

[pizza]

"Well, this is a Pointless Story Game, now, isn't it?"...

[KrazyAquazoid]

Lisa Keck likes the game and call Devon, Pants Of Power, Ryan Keck and all the classical hamumu world-builders...
But...

[PurpleKoopa]

...Lisa's brother Ryan throws a tantrum! Our heroes calm him down with a...

[Davedude]

big soda, flavord...

[PurpleKoopa]

...lollipop, which thankfully the vendors were handing out. But inside the lollipop was a...

[pizza]

deck of...

[Mr.Onion]

pizza...............

[PurpleKoopa]

...cards. "Wow!" said Pants of Power. "I didn't know they made card decks of Hamumu users!" But then pizza grabbed the deck of cards and...

[pizza]

took the PurpleKoopa2000 card and.....

[AtkinsSJ]

gave it a moustache with a black marker pen. PurpleKoopa...

[PurpleKoopa]

...took it back, used white to erase it, then scribbled a picture of himself really really buff. "Hey! What was that for?!" said Pizza.

"Uh, not sure," replied the Koopa Troopa, "but isn't this getting silly?"

Suddenly Professor Zoidia, who our heroes (and readers) haven't seen in a while, appeared and...

[Mr.Onion]

said "Ding dong Dell.......

[varkarrus]

and became the world became DandD

Mr.Onion used "Hold Zoid" while Atkins SJ used Fireball. Puffazoid said "No! Professor Zoidias are an endangered species!

Too late, Professor zoidia took 598,027,389,420 damage. :shock:

[Davedude]

they fed him some of pizzas hair and he came back to life miraculously, pizza then slapped all them mercily for pulling his hair out...

[Mr.Onion]

In to suasage.....

[PurpleKoopa]

...flavored wig. Or something. (Mr.Onion's last post didn't make sense.) But then Purple Koopa pointed out that Professor Zoidia was a person, not a zoid. Everybody still beat him up as Professor Zoidia was a bad guy. But then they realized violence was wrong! So instead, the Hamumuians...

[pantsofpower]

...picked daisies, and hugged trees, and went to Woodstock and sang protest songs. Meanwhile, in a galaxy not so far away...

[PurpleKoopa]

...a young girl had not sold a single flower all day. None of our heroes paid attention to her since they were picking daisies, hugging trees, and singing protest songs. But later in life the little girl grew up to be...

[Davedude]

the person that runs their retirement home. That story is far away though. Our heros win many protests with their songs and...

[AtkinsSJ]

get to the top of the charts for weeks. They then became vain, selfish, and rich, their music stopped being about saving stuff, and they faded into obscurity.
"Well, that was fun," said Nebro-Gubular Spisboy, "let's do it again next year!"
However, the next day...

[Davedude]

they stopped singing songs and bought a mansion with a butler. They forced the butler to...

[PurpleKoopa]

...become insane. But they did it accidentaly. They tried to make him sane again, but he was so crazy that they couldn't, so our heroes...

[Davedude]

lost some money from that . proff. zoidia found a soulution "I can make a new type of zoid!" he makes one that is...

[AtkinsSJ]

strangely familiar..."
Our heroes, looked worriedly at Dr Zoida as he lifted a cloth to reveal...

[PurpleKoopa]

...one that looks like Alfred E. Neuman! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_E._Neuman) So our heroes said "YEECH!" at the grotesque sight and politely kicked Professor Zoidia into...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...a nearby bucket of goop.

However, ONOES! Alfred E. Neuman was still here!

https://www.neodata.com/mad/images/alfreden.gif

What will our heroes do?

[Davedude]

They say to Alfred "get us an icecream."then leave before he comes back. While they are doing this prof. Zoidia make another type of zoid...

[PurpleKoopa]

...that looked like the Black Spy from [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spy_vs._Spy]! Our heroes realized that either Professor Zoidia or the person writing this section of the pointless story game reads MAD Magazine, so they...

[pizza]

decided to reveal their secret weapon, ...

[Mr.Onion]

A gigantic cheese made of rubber. However Prof Zoidia......

[evil_monkey]

Ran away suddenly

[AtkinsSJ]

and joined a circus. It wasn't very popular, but it was itchy. This was largely due to it being...

[PurpleKoopa]

...a flea circus. Our heroes went to see the circus show, but they also saw angry...

[Davedude]

Angry popsickle sticks that barked at them. So our heros...

[pizza]

decided to make a book out of this story.

[pantsofpower]

But no one bought it, because they preferred "Dan Garcia's 1001 Fantabulous Spam Recipies Cookbook." So our heros went bankrupt but were able to avoid starving by eating spam bacon spam spam and eggs with spam. However, shortly after this, they were attacked by a horde of angry...

[AtkinsSJ]

Anti-Silliness protesters, who complained excessively about, well, the silliness. Just then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack! And the protesters were stood-on by an enormous foot, which...

[ray lord of chaos]

died and was replaced with a rubber chicken of poison

[PurpleKoopa]

...although it was really poisonous and not a lord of poison. Since nobody wanted to eat a rubber chicken, it got sad and joined Loser, who everybody had forgotten about, and the two animals...

[pantsofpower]

Went to Old MacDonald's farm, where they dined on spam.

[PurpleKoopa]

So they both sang, "Old MacDonald had some spam, e-i-e-i-o!" Then Old MacDonald got annoyed and...

[pizza]

kicked them both into an empty store room, locked the door and...

[pantsofpower]

Ate the key, because he was hungry.
But keys don't taste very good, so he
ate some spam. But spam doesn't taste
good either, so he ate a pint of ice
cream. He was finishing it off when, all
of sudden, he heard angry cawing outside!
He rushed outside to his cornfield, only
to discover...

[blackmyth]

blackmyth knawing on a scarecrow, and Roony the Raven trying to pry him away. With a hefty tug, Roony pried blackmyth away, and in blackmyth's many toothed mouth was :!: :!: :!:

[Mr.Onion]

A tooth! However as the heros made their way to the next place they fell down....

[AtkinsSJ]

into a huge plot-hole! Luckily, they all dangled down as a human chain, and luckily, with AtkinsSJ's flapping and Yerfdog's floatiness, they were able to fly back out of the whole. Nebro-Gubular Spisboy pulled an anti-hole out of his pocket, and the two holes cancelled each other out.
"What?" said NGSB, "I always carry it around."
Unfortunately blackmyth, having been at the bottom of the chain, hadn't been high enough when the hole disappeared, and his body from the waist down was stuck in the ground. Our heroes...

[PurpleKoopa]

...realized that blackmyth was a CHUD and not a human so they didn't care if he was part of a human chain, so it wasn't really blackmyth. Or something. Then everyone got confused of what they realized so they talked like...

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

...Simple English Wikipedia (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page), so as not to confuse anyone...

[blackmyth]

, but this was still confusing. Our heros decided the only way to free blackmyth was...

[pizza]

to reverse time! So...

[PurpleKoopa]

...they did the Dumb warp! They saved blackmyth and to celebrate, they...

[Hammered]

... did te Dumb Warp again! This cause a quantum singularity to be produced and it warped space in the immediate vicinity. After 17.25789 seconds, the singularity collapsed in on itself and out popped ...

[AtkinsSJ]

a weasel, who said "Has anyone got any tuppeny rice and treacle?" and...

[Mr.Onion]

Exploded.. But......

[PurpleKoopa]

He exploded in a blast of tuppeny rice and treacle. All of our heroes were allergic to it, except...

[Davedude]

ngsb, who only was allergic to...

[blackmyth]

CHUDS, but this wasn't a problem, since blackmyth was inside his robo-kitty. "Aww, so cute!" Our hero's said itchily, and they used the one and only thing that could cure their allergies....