Who likes Jamul

[Maiden Japan 007]

If you like Jamul i want you to do a poem about him :D

ps Jamul look here to see the poems :D

hope its ok :roll:

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

There's a cool guy named Jamul,
His name rhymes with camel,
He makes dumb games,
But his name is not James. (it's actually Mike)

...how's that?

[PurpleKoopa]

Jamul and Sliced Bread

Jamul, Oh Jamul, that Marshmallow Head
His games are the best thing since sliced bread
But even sliced bread isn't that much of a treat
But that doesn't matter, 'cuz his games are real neat!

Jamul Haiku

Master of Dumbness
And he makes Monthly Merges
I think he's the best

Jamul Limerick

There was a good man called Mike
He was really cool and he liked
To make some dumb games
And they were not lame
So everyone cheered on for Mike!

[Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy]

Wow, that was really good. I'm going to have to think up a really good poem now to beat you. :P

Jamul, Lord of all that is Dumb

The world is a dank, scary place.
Like the Winter wind in the Slurpy Swamp...
It was filled with games that were made by big ugly corporations,
Sort of like in those Dilbert (tm) comic strips, except with VOGONS,
Everyone was sad, more or less, we confess,
And the muscle-bound crum-bums roamed the street scaring old ladies,
And stealing their computer games, which were no good anyway.
And the cycle of poverty roared on, with starving families in the cold wet months,
And Ariel Sharon is dying, what a tragedy for peace in the middle East...
Every day, wars were fought, lies were bought, but all for naught,
And it made us all really depressed, and a few people took Prozac (tm),
But it didn't help, and nobody liked thoses people anyway,
...it was pretty bad.

<<< AND THEN JAMUL CAME >>>

The sky filled with light, and the grumbly clouds bumbled away,
Birds jumped and toads sang, the children smiled and the church bells rang,
It was the dawn of the age of SPISPOPD.
He made lots of games, and he gamed lots of fame,
He rose of his knights of Bouapha and Stockboy,
Everybody liked his arts he had made, especially mushrooms and robots and stuff.
He had a dream, which was make Supreme, but he didn't stop there at all,
He kept going and now he's making Loonyland 2, and also ninjas and pumpkins...
He was just a simple computer guy from California,
But he had a computer, and some cats, and a few good ideas,
And now he made his legacy of joy, the Hamumu joy of games,
And on this little pathetic Earth, he makes the Flying Spaghetti Monster smile down on us,
And then one day, in his forum, I wrote a weird poem about him,
Freeze a jolly good fellow after all.

[varkarrus]

If everyone in the world suddently and miraculously found out about hamumu, there would be no wars, or poverty.

(this is not a poem, nor is it supposed to be)

[Chris Da Lunatic]

There is a wonderful guy named Mike
The is the indy delveloper type
He makes dume games all the time
Sparing not a single dime
These games are real fun
And really well done
So, come along and buy some games!
Every one is not the same!
So, buy some game that are really dumb,
and give your cash to someone
really really cool
that really realy rules!
So have a really great day...
...and play dumb games Mike's way!

:D

[puffazoid]

zoid haiku: weird breathing,
mrap mrap mrap,
how weird!