Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there did you see what I did there?
'Cause by the time I'm through your gonna need a little air.
I was sitting at home, playing Half-Life 2
All those Striders, man, they didn't have a clue
They came down and got all up in my grill
So I pulled out a rocket launcher and started to drill
So I finished 'em off, the last one blows up
Time for a break, Let's tell my homies "Wassup?"
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I scroll up, click twice, then start to read
My mind was blown! I was utterly stunned!
To see what this here Kerma guy had done!
He got some guts, to call me out like that
So I got ready to stun this cat.
I reached deep inside and pulled out the words
To the greatest rap you had ever heard
The angels sang out, Dragons fell to the ground
When they heard the words to my immaculate sound
Before I posted I was like "This is sweet!
These words got power! And I'm digging the beat!
I could save lives! Make thieves turn straight!
I should save this junk.. Aw, it's gonna be great!"
So I opened up Notepad and pasted those words
I hit the "save" button, then something occured
All was quiet - I took a small breath
I was staring in the face of a Blue Screen of Death!
Man, it was wack! There aren't words to describe
The pain and horror that so many felt inside
I dug a small grave, then stuck up a sign
"The Greatest Rap Ever(Circa 2009)"
Struck with grief, not knowing what to do
I got up and left, I said "Man, that's my cue."
Got to the corner and hailed a cab,
And greeted the driver(Who kinda smelt like Crab..)
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air