Spam Wars RPG X

[.Blue Dwarf.]

BD: Yeah, let's go.
NoFM: All right!

*BD, NoFM and Adm. A head off towards the spam-infected bay*


HDRE: I hope Superion gets to that exotic matter before Zaon does.
Corp. C: I have no preference. Seems like either way things could go bad for us.
HDRE: But there's a better chance of it going well if Superion gets there first.

Corp. C: Is there?
HDRE: .... Yes?
Corp. C: Okay...





In storage bay 3:

BD: Hmmmmm.... I don't see any signs of spam...
Adm. A: Maybe they moved to another room.
BD: Maybe, but it's unlikely. This room is perfect for hiding a spam sludge or some other spam generating creature.

Adm. A: Shhhhh....
*Adm. A points to a crate, there's a small blob of spam goo on it and the lid is popped open slightly*

BD: ..... FIRE AXE!
*BD's axe goes up in flames as he smashes it down on the box, obliterating it.*

Adm. A: ... Computer, run another scan for sp-AHHHHH!
*Four spam huggers leap out from another box just ahead of them as a small army of spam flooders enters the room from behind*

BD: Ambush! Not a very good one, but still an ambush!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

SoFM: Hiiiiya! *Kicks a spam hugger straight in its face and knocks it out.*
SoFM: Yukigo! *The ISoI turns into a big battle hammer and he smashes it against a flood of spam, freezing them. * *A "Shing!" is heard and several spam are sliced in half and others catch on fire after being hit by the FSoF*
SoFM: *Starts mumbling a kido incantation as he blasts a few spam with Yukigo*
SoFM: Kido Hyaku Nijuuhachi! Ice Ambush! *Several Ice spikes come from nowhere and impale the remaining spam*
SoFM: *Panting*
BD: That... was... Awesome!
SoFM: Heh, thanks.

[death]

Superion: heh, this is too easy. (Superion goes and assimilates the exotic matter into him. He glows for a couple seconds, indicating that it had an effect, and returns to his normal, not so glowing brightly, self.)

(back on the ship)

Leader: the signs of the nearby exotic matter disapeared.

Iota: I'm not sure we did the right thing...

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Corp. C(via coms): Admiral, long range scanners have detected a giant mass of spam. Oh, and the exotic matter has disappeared.

Adm. A: Alright men, you look around here for and more spam and I'll go to the control room to sort this all out...
BD: What's there to sort out?
Adm. A: ... *exits the room*


BD: Okay, there's no way that many spam flooders could have come in when that wall was blown out. There must be spam bots or spam sludge somewhere in this ship...
NoFM: Well, we have scanners for that, right?

BD: Yes... *BD holds up a handheld scanner* That way! *Points towards storage bay five*






In control room:

HDRE: Hopefully he has retrieved it and will bring it back to us...
*Adm. A enters the room*
Adm. A: UNLIKELY!
HDRE: Hey Awesome.
Adm. A: He's not coming back! He got what he wanted and is running away!

HDRE: Have some faith...
Adm. A: No. Here's what we're going to do; try to follow Superion wherever he goes. Once Zaon catches him, he'll need our help, and that's when we'll capture him.

HDRE: .... I don't like that plan at all, and I'm higher ranking than you.
Adm. A: Not on this ship!
HDRE: Yes, on this ship.
Adm. A: But.... Awwwwwwww....

[death]

Iota: I remember a little bit of Superions thoughts... he was thinking about summoning, building, and destroying... his outer emotions... I'm afraid they are only deception, based off of memories from his physical form.

Leader: !... we really screwed up... FOLLOW HIM! LOAD SPAM MONSTERS INTO THE CANNONS AND FIRE AT HIM OR SOMETHING!

Omicron: that isn't going to work-

Leader: I DON'T CARE, I'M ANGRY!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Corp. C: We're following him... I'll see about loading the cannons with spam... I'd hate to see the spam side corrupt him though, I'm not sure how we'd fight the spam side then...
Adm. A: Unless if that would make Superion easier to destroy.

HDRE: ... Perhaps, if he merges with the spam. But it's unlikely.

BD(via coms): We found a cluster of spam sludges in storage bay 5.

HDRE: Great. Don't destroy them, bring them to the artillery loading bay.

BD:: Um.... What?

HDRE: You heard me.

BD: Huh.... All right Lampke, let's get this stuff down there. Blue Dwarf out.



HDRE: Anything else?
Leader:... Oh, we're going with my plan?
HDRE: Yep.

[death]

(outside)

Superion:summon...summon...orbit...summon

(superion begins to orbit the ship, and summon various creatures that are so disturbing they were surely not meant to exist. note that since Superion is in space, all the creaturesw he summons are space dwelling creatures.)

(inside the ship, there is a loud banging sound comming from outside the ship)

Iota: what was that? (opens one of the metal sheet things covering the windows. one of Superion's summons, this one looks like a leech, is latched onto it) GAH!

Omicron: I knew it. Superion merely wanted to regain the power we took from him. The power to create life... or rather the power to summon life from other dimensions over to this one. That's all he thinks about is summoning, destroying, building, and other assorted thoughts of such nature.

Leader: perhaps we should focus on Superion's summons first, leave it to Omicron to devise a plan.

Omicron: HEY!

Leader: what? I've gotta help fight, and Iota is still recovering from Superion's possession of him.

[Hammer Up!]

Where my characters are supposed to be? And what we are doing? I'll try to be more active this time.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

OOC: HU is currently idling along with the main activity. He's on The Golden Sword with Leader, HDRE, BD, other main importance characters.
HD is currently busy being a ghost, drifting around somewhere. I assume he's on Awesome, possibly still possessing a purple crab...?

/OOC



HDRE: Are these things safe to kill? Or are they actually some representation of all things still living in him, and when we destroy them he will have no soul and become the ultimate evil? Because I'm getting sick of things like that happening...
Leader: Things like that have happened before?

HDRE: Not exactly... But similar occurrences have.

Leader: I see. Well, these are just creatures from another dimension, so they should be safe to destroy.

HDRE: Great. And while we work on them, you can try to fire the 'Spam Cannon' at Superion. Not sure what good it'll do, spam sludge isn't as corruptive as some of the other types of spam, but it's all we have.

Leader: Hmmmmm...




*HDRE goes into the depressurizing room and closes the door*
HDRE: I'm going out to fight the ugly monsters.

*HDRE opens the door out and exits the ship*


*Hammer Up rolls off the sofa and bangs his head on the floor, he then gets up*

[. Yellow Wizard .]

Hey... Where am I? I need a breifing. By PM please.

[Hammer Up!]

HU: I'm bored of sleeping. What we're doing here?

OOC: HD isn't a crab anymore. He's now in his ghost form.

[death]

Superion:fools... you cannot destroy me... (keeps summoning. as the creatures are defeated, the newly summoned creatures get more disturbing.)

(inside the ship)

Leader:hm... well, I guess we could keep fighting.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

OOC: Sorry, I've been busy not doing anything important. I'll post here when I get home from school.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

BD: FIRE THE SPAM CANNON!
*a cannon pops out of the top of the ship and fires a large glob of spam at Superion*

BD: If he absorbs it, then maybe we can use Spambane on him. If it absorbs him, we can still use spambane on it. If he zaps the energy out of it, we can still use spambane since it burns spam mana. If he dodges it, then there's a blob of spam floating through space... At least it's not on the ship anymore though.





HU: What are we doing?
BD: Hammer Up!? I didn't know you were here!
HU: Uhhh, yeah. I was asleep on that couch.
BD: Well, we're fighting Superion.
HU: I see... What should I do?

BD: To be honest, I have no clue. Go ahead and try whatever you want, but keep in mind that he's out in space, so unless you don't need air, you better take a space suit.

HU: Uh huh....

BD: Corporal Cool, reports on the results of our spam cannon fire?
Corp. C: Let's see.... It hit Superion!

BD: And?
Corp. C: Well...

[death]

Superion: Gah! 1337 h4s f1shed for PI3S! Once I am M3 JOO will be JOO! YOUR CAKE BELONGS TO TEH SPACE SQU1D!

(a bunch of mutated, multi-eyed black squid of various sized are summoned by Superion, and he returns to normal summoning, but something about the monsters seems different)

Superion: (to self) that was odd, I wonder what that was about. (the squid are apparently not interested in the ship, and begin attacking an unusually sharp peice of space cheese)

Leader: (chuckling) I think he went leet for a second. That was pretty funny. Hey, lets do that again, see what stupid thing he does next. (Leader no longer has a serious look on his face, as he is too amused by the mutant space squid attacking the unusually pointy space cheese)

Omicron: (smiling a bit), yes that is funny, but lets try to focus on eliminating the hostile monsters while we cause Superion to make a fool of himself.

Iota: how'd that cheese get there, and why is it so pointy? I mean, it could tear a hole in this ship!!

Leader: I never though a crisis could be this amusing.

[Hammer Up!]

HU: Being half-zombie now would be good...

HD *Thinking* : Hey, I don't need air!
*HD goes in space*
HD *Still thinking* : I don't think I'm strong enough to attack him... I'll wait if he goes leet again and attack him.

OOC: HD is invisible, so nobody knows that he's there.

[Hammer Up!]

*Bump*

[.Blue Dwarf.]

BD: Well, that shook up Superion a bit...
Adm. A: Spam sensors picking up more readings from storage bay five.
BD: Good.... Let's get some to the Lab and put it in the incubator, we're going to spam Superion into submission.


HU: Hmmmmmm.... What should I be doing?

BD: Use your hammers to summon meteors to destroy and space creatures that may attack the ship.

HU: Right!






On a Spam Planet in a nearby galaxy:

Prime Minister of Spamadia: The Awesome Forces are incubating spam on their ship. Why?
Adviser: They are using it as a weapon against some being that is attacking them.
Adviser 2: That is silly. They are testing new weapons on it to perfect a new Spambane type substance. We should not allow them to continue their studies.
PM: Hmmmmmm.... Get a Battle-Class ship with a warp-drive ready. We will have to put s stop to their research.

[. Yellow Wizard .]

Where am i?

[.Blue Dwarf.]

OOC: Yellow Wizard is.... In his ship near Awesome I believe...