Corrupt-a-wish

[cyberclone42]

Granted, but it grows humongous and eats you.

I wish for an O RLY owl

[RandomCommander]

Granted, then a YA RLY owl appears and kills it.

I wish for shenanigans as well with soacemaniac

[cyberclone42]

Granted, but Soacemaniac and Spacemaniac and Slacemaniac all choose to direct their shenanigans at you.

I wish to become a nacho.

[RandomCommander]

Oh i just realized that mistake now... derp.

Granted, I eat you.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pencils.

[cyberclone42]

Granted, but the erasers form a insurrectionist group to erase anything you write.

I wish for melting clocks.

[Wackodude]

Granted, but Salvador Dali has already granted that. One falls on your head. Ew.

Originally Posted by Wackodude

Granted, but the next time you sign into the HamChat, you are the only one there.

I wish that the whole "I'm a Geek" fashion trend at my school would stop.

I wish I had known this trend was "Hipster" and not geek so that I could actually have some connection with ze world.

[DJ Fondoo]

Granted. You get connection to Ze World. (wherever that is)... I wish for some grape juice.

[cyberclone42]

Granted, but it is wine and you wake up in a dumpster with a nest of squirrels on rollerblades.

I wish for BASS DROP

[RandomCommander]

Granted, your Bass Guitar drops and breaks all over the floor.

I wish for this wish to be sdrawkcab elbitapmoc

[cyberclone42]

Granted. All backward people are now to report to containment cells E through G for rehabilitation and detox.

I wish I had a flash drive in my nose so I could upload things directly from my brain.

[Wackodude]

Granted, but you have to plug your nose into the side of computers, so you can't see the screen.

I wish for unlimited ammo in every game I play.

[cyberclone42]

Granted, but you are loaded out with the Reach plasma rifle every time. Have fun losing!

I wish for trucks.

[Wackodude]

Granted. One runs over you.

I wish music never swore or was immoral.

[cyberclone42]

Granted, but every song except "Friday" is banned.

I wish for a Ten-Gallon hat.

[RandomCommander]

Granted, but you can't put any liquids in it, heck you can't even put it on your head!

I wish for on again off again.

[cyberclone42]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE HANDY SWITCH.
Billy Mays proceeds to sell you out of house and home.

I wish for keys.

[Wackodude]

Granted, but you have so many you can't tell which is which.

I wish for a pet rock.

[Gigacat]

Granted, but you become elusional and think it is in fact a diamond called Tom.

i wish for Tom.

[RandomCommander]

I wish for a pug in a pizzabox.

[Wackodude]

Granted, but it eats your pizza.

I wish for a Chewbacca plush.