TF2 Trade Thread!

[cyberclone42]

I know only like, six of you play TF2, but here's a trading thread 'cuz we don't have one!
Post your backpacks, offers, etc.

1 Scrap Metal
1 The Bootlegger
1 Cosa Nostra Cap
1 (Baclavas are Forever painted) Defiant Spartan
1 Aladdin's Private Reserve
1 Dragonborn Helmet
1 Football Helmet
1 Futankhamun
1 Idiot Box
1 Bushman's Boonie
1 (Black Painted) Bill's Hat
1 Old Geezer
1 Pip-Boy 3000
1 Respectless Rubber Glove
1 Brigade Helm
1 (Pink Painted) Reggaelator
1 Ornament Armament
1 Splendid Screen
1 Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
2 Strange Part: Heavies Killed
1 Holy Mackerel
1 Milkman
1 Towering Pillar of Hats
1 Natascha
1 Vintage Dead Ringer
1 Strange Back Scratcher
1 Strange Big Earner
2 Strange Liberty Launcher
1 Strange Loch-and-Load
1 Strange Mad Milk
1 Strange Overdose
1 Strange Soda Popper
1 Strange Half-Zatoichi
1 Strange Soda Popper
1 Strange Black Box (Australian)
1 Strange Ubersaw
1 Strange Dead Ringer
1 Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
1 Strange Backburner (Epic)
1 Strange Jarate
1 Strange Equalizer
1 Strange Direct Hit
1 Strange Chargin' Targe
1 Strange Scottish Resistance
1 Strange Blutsauger
1 Strange Southern Hospitality
1 Strange Quick-Fix
1 Strange Frontier Justice
1 Strange Bat
1 Strange Bonesaw
1 Strange Bottle
1 Strange Knife
1 Strange Shotgun
1 Strange SMG
1 Strange Syringe Gun
It's a lot, I know.

I'm looking for Strange Stock weapons and Buds. Also, paint is good.

[Cliffy1000]

So I checked my backpack, and here's a list of things I'd be willing to trade

Strange SMG
3x Strange Overdose (I uncrated these all in a row)
Strange Backburner
Strange Dead Ringer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Color No. 216-190-216
A Peculiarly Drab Tincture

I also have some hats I don't want anymore, but they're all uncraftable:
Batter's Helmet
Proffesional's Panama
Respectless Rubber Glove
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Team Captain

I also have a few uncraftable weapons I don't want, but those aren't important.

I'm looking to get some stranges, S. Syndey Sleeper, S. Sapper, S. Mantreads, or S. Holiday Punch. I also like Strange Parts. And crates are nice too (but only ones after #19, preferably 19, 20, 21, 27, or 43. I'd ask for a #30 or #40, but those are way too hard to get).

[cyberclone42]

I'd like the S pistol and Team Captain.
I value the hat at 2 scrap and the pistol at 2 reclaimed.
I'd give you a refined for both of them.
I have three S parts and a Strange Family Business, but the parts are 2 refined each.
I could do a Part for the S pistol, Team Captain, and your paint.
You can have my crates, free.
EDIT:
Also, I like your strange wrench (you can use the festive, right?), strange shortstop, and s revolver, if those are for trade.
And your brain bucket makes me jelly.
I play as soldier soo much.

[Cliffy1000]

Not really interested in either of the strange parts you listed in your post, but I'd still trade you one of those three items you wanted for the Strange. This is my profile, if you want to trade.

[cyberclone42]

/me is confused
I listed like seven things
I'LL TAKE THE BRAIN BUCKET!

I'll do it for the S pistol, if that was what you meant.
And I already found your profile and died of a heart attack.
I'll add you.

[yourter12]

Ugh, TF2 trading is awful.

For the love of all things dumb, don't get involved in it; you'll regret it.