Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

[Megadog]

Check other books, and get Twilight to look as well.

[Felixrain]

I extend the bunker to accomodate all the people.

[cyberclone42]

I use my dispenser to create prettiful buildings!

[Megadog]

The nukes are not in our world, so we don't need to

Also, you don't appear to have done anything last time, so you didn't get a roll.

[cyberclone42]

Whoops, I swore I posted before then...
owell

[Hammer Up!]

I suppose I should do something, so I move to the moon (again )

[bowserfan]

Originally Posted by Hammer Up!

I suppose I should do something, so I move to the moon (again )

Wow, déjà vu.

Using my epic ninja skillz, I attempt to become invisible.

[happystickman]

The nukes strike AFTER NEXT TURN! Anything or anyone left on the planet Earth WILL BE REDUCED TO ATOMS. Get out of there!

Megadog - 3
You search other ancient tomes and eldritch stories, even calling in for some help from a local expert. You find a few scraps in other works, many including references to a strange deity called Ponythulhu, but nothing as concrete as the info you already have. After much work, it seems you have exhausted ever bit of info the area has to offer. Continued reading of these dark texts could lead to serious mental health issues.

Felixrain - 6 + 1 = 7!
You expand the bunker to accommodate all the people. It becomes a nice spacious area, with a hydroponic farm, central cooling system, everything a growing city needs! After naming your underground bunker city Vault 1, you settle in nicely to out wait the nuclear disaster. But then you realize... did you build any bathrooms in this place...? Uh oh...

Cyberclone42 - 6
Your dispenser, happy little thing that is is, is glad to give you the materials you need! Dispensing piece after piece, you practically rebuild the whole area with brand new, shiny buildings! Everyone see's what great marvels your dispenser can do, and love it! So much, infact, someone STEALS IT! NOOOOOO!

Hammer Up - 5 - 1 - 2 = 2
You tell your boys to get you off this planet before it all goes kablooie, so they reconfigure a nuke to make it work as a rocket! You climb inside with a few dedicated crewmen, before realizing your launch remote was still busted... Should get that fixed. Pretty soon.

Bowserfan - 1 - 1 = 0!
Using a mighty smoke grenade (that you bought at a dollar store), you vanish in a puff of smoke! Or so you think. Your not really invisible, like those cartoons where the guy thinks he's invisible but he's not. That's you. Cause your not. But you think you are.

World Effects - Love and Compassion! -1 to rolls involving violence!; IMPENDING NUCLEAR WAR.STOP IT BEFORE THE WORLD IS ANNIHILATED NEXT TURN!;
Equestrian Effects! - Shiny, Nice, and New!
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people! Unstoppable Criminal Mastermind! +2 to rolls involving crime, -2 to everything else; Soviet Missile Base Hideout!; Broken Launch Remote!
Bowserfan - Messy Hands! -1 to rolls that use them!; Super Sick! -1 to rolls until you are better!; Copyright Infringement! No Copyrighted objects can be used!; THINKS he's Invisible!;
Megadog - Still Distrusted by the World! -1 to rolls requiring other people!; Stuck in Equestria! Drifting Towards Madness!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; Trouble with the Mob!; SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE! +1 to all rolls! Uh... Sewage... Problem...;
Bunnybot 5000 - Badly in debt!; -1 rolls involving money!; Lost in a Cave!;
Cyberclone42 - Re- Stolen X-O5 Fusion Beam Rifle v.2!;

[bowserfan]

I escape to the pocket dimension I discovered earlier when I wanted to turn back time.

[Hammer Up!]

I steal a remote and get away from there, then.

[cyberclone42]

I hunt down the sjfklasbjfkjfbklfbjer who stole my cute little dispenser.
This beam rifle's gonna roar again.
Well, as far as it makes sound :P

[Megadog]

I attempt to learn unicorn magic while still in Human form, in hope that I may be able to work out the science behind it and thus find a way to turn myself ans cyberclone into ponies.

[Felixrain]

I follow Bowserfan.

[happystickman]

OH the horror! The players could not (or just didn't want to) stop this tragedy! Every single one of the worlds nukes launch, and fall to to the earth. This massive, intense force completely obliterates and irradiates the entire surface of the planet, and burns away the atmosphere. It is completely inhospitable, and will remain that way for millions of years. Luckily, the dice are in a good mood, and most of the players get good rolls. Most.

Many effects no longer matter, now that the earth is destroyed.

Bowserfan - 3
You again attempt to return to the pocket dimension, barely managing to succeed in doing so. You were a little late though, Felixrain found you and pushed himself in ahead of you, and a few of the nukes hit the earth before you escape. You feel a bit ill, you seem to have caught a bit of radiation sickness.

Hammer Up - 4
You run to a neighboring super villains lair, and manage to steal his remote, which, luckily, happens to also work for these rockets! With a loyal crew, you blast off from the earth right as the nukes start to fall, landing safely on the moon, as you watch the entire planet destroy itself.

Cyberclone42 - 2
You search far and wide and high and low for the little devil who kidnapped the dispenser, but as far as you search, you can not find him. You are all set to scream the villians name angrily into the sky, but you still don't know who stole him.

Megadog - 3
Forgoing the dark and unknown magic depicted in the tomes you have read, you decide to attempt to learn a safer form of magic. After many a long time of intense study, you still can only manage to cast a limited number of weak magical spells. You soon learn the time it will take to become strong enough to cast the spell you wish, will take decades of intense study, but will eventually be possible.

Felixrain - 4 + 1 = 5
Forgoing your people in the vault, you catch Bowserfan right as he gets in the portal to the pocket dimension, you push him aside and climb, before he gets a chance! Though small in size, the dimension should keep you perfectly safe. Is pretty boring though.

Bunnybot, though hidden away inside his cave, was not far enough away from the surface to escape the nukes. He has been eradicated.

World Effects - TOTALLY IRRADIATED. INHOSPITABLE FOR THE REST OF TIME.
Equestrian Effects! - Shiny, Nice, and New!
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Unstoppable Criminal Mastermind! +2 to rolls involving crime, -2 to everything else;
Bowserfan - Messy Hands! -1 to rolls that use them!; RADIATION Sickness! -1 to rolls until you are cured; THINKS he's Invisible!;
Megadog - Limited Unicorn Magics!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE! +1 to all rolls!
Bunnybot 5000 - ERADICATED
Cyberclone42 - Re- Stolen X-O5 Fusion Beam Rifle v.2!;

[bowserfan]

I search the pocket dimension for anything that could serve as a astronaut suit.

[Hammer Up!]

Well... What else am I going to do? I create a secret evil moon lair.

[Megadog]

I become a student of Princess Celestia, or, failing that, Princess Luna.

I then dedicate all the time it takes to learn this spell, or at least a time travel spell.

[Felixrain]

I find something to do.

[cyberclone42]

I activate the FACE CANNON.
LET THE FACE CANNON KICK IT.

[BunnyBot 5000]

I'm gonna be a ghost and haunt Hammer Up on the moon since he's a big criminal jerk.