Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

[RandomCommander]

Originally Posted by BunnyBot 5000

I'm gonna be a ghost and haunt Hammer Up on the moon since he's a big criminal jerk.

As will I, we have been there one too many times before

[Inb4 reminder-of-i'm-not-in-the-game-and-there-are-no-slots-left]

[happystickman]

CRAZY high rolls here today! The die must be happy as can be!

Bowserfan - 4 - 1 = 3
You cobble together a quick suit out of the time-warp button, but its pretty lame and wont last too long.

Hammer Up - 6 - 1 + 2 = 7!
You quickly tell your boys to get to work, building. After a short while, you create a fantastic, super high tech death base. You even manage to reverse engineer a nuke from your rocket! Now, crime and conquest are the only things your mind can handle!

Megadog - 5
You ask both of them, and incredibly, they both say ok! With such incredibly teachers, you learn at hyper speed, and within a few months, you are as potent a magic use as your fragile human body can be! You're practically overflowing with magical energy!

Felixrain - 4 + 1 = 5
You find something to do. In fact, you find EVERYTHING to do! In a small rip in the pocket dimension, you find a whole new world, Super Special Awesome World, that has every super special awesome thing in the galaxy all in one place! Nice!

Cyberclone - 5
Unleashing a mighty rock anthem, you blast the MIGHTY FACE CANNON at the worst part of Equestria, destroying all crime and criminals from the world! The pony thank you, and hey! You even find your dispenser in the rubble!

Bunnybot5000 - 4
Quickly rising out of your collapsed cavern tomb, you look at the destroyed landscape, and see nothing for you. You look to the moon, and decide to hunt the one who did this for the rest of his days!

World Effects - TOTALLY IRRADIATED. INHOSPITABLE FOR THE REST OF TIME.
Equestrian Effects! - Shiny, Nice, and New! Crime Free!
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Supreme Galactic Criminal Mastermind! +3 to rolls involving crime or domination, -3 to everything else;
Bowserfan - Messy Hands! -1 to rolls that use them!; RADIATION Sickness! -1 to rolls until you are cured; THINKS he's Invisible!;
Megadog - Awesome Unicorn Sorcerer! +1 to magic rolls!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE! +1 to all rolls!
Bunnybot 5000 - Ghost, haunting Hammer Up!;
Cyberclone42 - Re- Stolen X-O5 Fusion Beam Rifle v.2 and Re- Stolen Dispenser!;

[bowserfan]

With Felix gone, I press the blue button to reset the universe.

[Hammer Up!]

I stop bowserfan from reseting the universe! D:<

[bowserfan]

I stop HU from stopping me. STOPCEPTION!

[Hammer Up!]

I stop Bowserfan from stopping me from stopping him. Mwahahaha!

[RandomCommander]

I fire a rocket at the stopping maniacs.

Wait, oops.....

[Megadog]

I attempt to perform the transformation spell. If it fails, I go back in time and stop myself using the one use time travel spell.

[BunnyBot 5000]

I haunt Hammer Up and scare him and BF away from the reset button.

[Felixrain]

Whilst everyone is fighting with the reset button, I sneak in and replace it with a fake. Then I go back to the awesome universe and throw the real button into a random convinient mincer.

[cyberclone42]

I erect a teleporter linking Equestria and Earth.
And build a suit of Mjolnir Mk. VI Armor so I can survive on earth.

[Megadog]

I request Cyberclone not re-bridge the worlds, while attempting to hide my bumping this thread.