Letters to your idols!

~~31337~~ · 05-15-2007, 07:51 AM

Dear Link from Twilight Princess,

I was comprehensively searching for information about your adventures. (blatant cover-up of playing video games) I noticed that you never stopped to rest excluding when you lived in your home town. Why do you industriously cross the vast land of Hyrule and by some means stay in ideal shape?
Furthermore, how is it achievable that the back of your cap somehow dissolves through your shield on your back yet when you get it away from your shield, it both the cap and shield are in on piece? How is this feasible… and… how do you happen to survive without the slightest bit of food apart from bee larva and potions? You must have an iron stomach!
I also contemplate if you are mute or not. There are no “documents” containing spoken words from you except for some corrupted “document” that has horrific drawings. I wonder how you could possibly live under these circumstances! Would you mind spilling the beans for me..? I would really appreciate it very much.

Truthfully Yours, 31337

regeneratorizer · 05-15-2007, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link

Dear 31337:

...... Um, yeah. Back to adventuring.

Yours truly, Link.

What a response! Bravo!

Hammered · 05-15-2007, 09:16 AM

Dear Killbor,

You are so dreamy!

Your biggest fan,
Betty (aka Hammered)

happystickman · 05-15-2007, 01:05 PM

Dear Gorka King,

Some people think those stupid Bodzhas are better than you. Please show them the error of their ways.

You Follower,
Happystickman

ducklegion · 05-15-2007, 01:36 PM

Dear Jamul,

Your games are great and graphics are prettyful...I don't think anybody notices everything you do for them but I do.

With love..and money,

Ducklegion

Roland · 05-15-2007, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happystickman

Dear Gorka King,

Some people think those stupid Bodzhas are better than you. Please show them the error of their ways.

You Follower,
Happystickman

Ditto. Well, now one of my own:

Dear, um, Enter Key

How are you doing fighting those silly Tab and Caps Lock keys with your allies Shift and Control, to regain dominance of the common keyboard?

See ya,

Roly

chaucer · 05-15-2007, 02:39 PM

Dear Mysterious Dungeon Scroll Main Character:

Who are you?

From,
Chaucer

Coolguy · 05-15-2007, 02:53 PM

Dear Coolguy,

You're perfect and bodzhas PWN gorkas and always will!

regeneratorizer · 05-15-2007, 05:58 PM

To whomever it may concern:

Ninjas PWN Pirates.

Yours truly, Regeneratorizer

CheeseLord · 05-15-2007, 07:13 PM

Dear Cheese,
I love you.
Spike

~~31337~~ · 05-15-2007, 08:52 PM

Dear Regeneratorizer,

I am glad you have seen the proper way how things are done and I hope to hear from you again! Thanks for the support!

- 31337

Keenan · 05-15-2007, 09:28 PM

Dear Gorkas,

I would just like to let you know that you stink and Bodzhas will always PWN j00.

With LOTS of hate,
Keenan

CheeseLord · 05-15-2007, 09:38 PM

Dear Yerfdog,
You are perfect in every way. What is it about you that makes you so great? I wish I could be more like you. Do you have any suggestions?
Yours Truly,
Spike

blackmyth · 05-15-2007, 11:10 PM

Dear Secret of Mana makers,

Here's my soul, now give me a factory sealed Secret of Mana game.

Thanks,

-Me.

Keenan · 05-17-2007, 01:09 PM

To whomever it may concern:

Pirates PWN Ninjas.

Yours truly, Keenan

~~varkarrus~~ · 05-17-2007, 01:12 PM

To Myself

You rock!

Love, Myself

~~31337~~ · 05-17-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keenan

To whomever it may concern:

Pirates PWN Ninjas.

Yours truly, Keenan

Dear Keenan. No they don't. Ninjas don't get scurvy.

Keenan · 05-17-2007, 04:47 PM

Dear Me

I Rockz

Teh Endz

05-15-2007, 07:51 AM	#1
~~31337~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Off the rails on the crazy train Posts: 498	Letters to your idols! Dear Link from Twilight Princess, I was comprehensively searching for information about your adventures. (blatant cover-up of playing video games) I noticed that you never stopped to rest excluding when you lived in your home town. Why do you industriously cross the vast land of Hyrule and by some means stay in ideal shape? Furthermore, how is it achievable that the back of your cap somehow dissolves through your shield on your back yet when you get it away from your shield, it both the cap and shield are in on piece? How is this feasible… and… how do you happen to survive without the slightest bit of food apart from bee larva and potions? You must have an iron stomach! I also contemplate if you are mute or not. There are no “documents” containing spoken words from you except for some corrupted “document” that has horrific drawings. I wonder how you could possibly live under these circumstances! Would you mind spilling the beans for me..? I would really appreciate it very much. Truthfully Yours, 31337

05-15-2007, 09:16 AM	#3
Hammered Nailed It! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Gone forever Posts: 4,101	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Killbor, You are so dreamy! Your biggest fan, Betty (aka Hammered) __________________

05-15-2007, 01:05 PM	#4
happystickman Official Hamumu Humor Analyst Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sticktopia Posts: 1,474	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Gorka King, Some people think those stupid Bodzhas are better than you. Please show them the error of their ways. You Follower, Happystickman __________________ Everybody will bow to the power ofSCIENCE! Last edited by happystickman; 05-15-2007 at 01:05 PM.

05-15-2007, 01:36 PM	#5
ducklegion creator of art! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Duck Pond Posts: 1,457	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Jamul, Your games are great and graphics are prettyful...I don't think anybody notices everything you do for them but I do. With love..and money, Ducklegion __________________ 11:00 PM [Jamul] you have successfully told the past!

05-15-2007, 02:39 PM	#7
chaucer Chaucertastic! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Pale Blue Dot Posts: 1,745	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Mysterious Dungeon Scroll Main Character: Who are you? From, Chaucer __________________ "The HTCPCP server is a teapot. The responding entity MAY be short and stout" ~ 418 Client error This morning's sermon: Jesus Walks on Water This Evening's sermon: Searching for Jesus "I'm really looking forward to that date [12/21/12] so I can laugh at them when the world doesn't end." ~SpiderPumpkin

05-15-2007, 02:53 PM	#8
Coolguy Couch Potato Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dumbopolis Posts: 5,924	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Coolguy, You're perfect and bodzhas PWN gorkas and always will! __________________ T&T- New Region!

05-15-2007, 05:58 PM	#9
regeneratorizer I thought I was special! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nawthen Mississippi Posts: 1,562	Re: Letters to your idols! To whomever it may concern: Ninjas PWN Pirates. Yours truly, Regeneratorizer __________________ I am a jedi warrior.

05-15-2007, 07:13 PM	#10
CheeseLord No One Is Perfect Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The dead center of the universe. Posts: 1,390	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Cheese, I love you. Spike __________________ Whatever it is, I deny any and all involvement. Waiting, please load... Your safety is our number ~~four~~ one concern.

05-15-2007, 08:52 PM	#11
~~31337~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Off the rails on the crazy train Posts: 498	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Regeneratorizer, I am glad you have seen the proper way how things are done and I hope to hear from you again! Thanks for the support! - 31337

05-15-2007, 09:28 PM	#12
Keenan Dumb Person Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 183	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Gorkas, I would just like to let you know that you stink and Bodzhas will always PWN j00. With LOTS of hate, Keenan __________________ ●████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄●●●●>>>> -=RickRoll ▄▄▅████████▅▄▃▂ ██████████████████► ◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲☼◤

05-15-2007, 09:38 PM	#13
CheeseLord No One Is Perfect Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The dead center of the universe. Posts: 1,390	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Yerfdog, You are perfect in every way. What is it about you that makes you so great? I wish I could be more like you. Do you have any suggestions? Yours Truly, Spike __________________ Whatever it is, I deny any and all involvement. Waiting, please load... Your safety is our number ~~four~~ one concern.

05-15-2007, 11:10 PM	#14
blackmyth eats people. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: gm_construct Posts: 1,655	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Secret of Mana makers, Here's my soul, now give me a factory sealed Secret of Mana game. Thanks, -Me. __________________ No bueno. "You've fallen into my fiendish trap of standing there waiting for you to just blurt it out for no reason." -Jamul

05-17-2007, 01:09 PM	#15
Keenan Dumb Person Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 183	Re: Letters to your idols! To whomever it may concern: Pirates PWN Ninjas. Yours truly, Keenan __________________ ●████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄●●●●>>>> -=RickRoll ▄▄▅████████▅▄▃▂ ██████████████████► ◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲☼◤ Last edited by Keenan; 05-17-2007 at 01:10 PM.

05-17-2007, 01:12 PM	#16
~~varkarrus~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fending Off Boredom Posts: 1,938	Re: Letters to your idols! To Myself You rock! Love, Myself

05-17-2007, 04:47 PM	#18
Keenan Dumb Person Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 183	Re: Letters to your idols! Dear Me I Rockz Teh Endz __________________ ●████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄●●●●>>>> -=RickRoll ▄▄▅████████▅▄▃▂ ██████████████████► ◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲☼◤ Last edited by Keenan; 05-17-2007 at 04:48 PM.

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