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Old 11-23-2007, 02:40 PM   #1
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A Santa Claus chatbot thingy :P His replies are amazingly stupid :D

You: My name is Santa Claus
Santa: Nice to meet you, santa claus claus .
You: santa claus claus?
Santa: Santa brings us presents every Christmas.
You: no, he doesn't
Santa: Are you serious? I get it. Santa does not.
You: Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Santa: Dr. Richard S. Wallace I've never heard of them before.
You: Dr. Ivo Robotnik is an evil genius
Santa: Dr. Richard S. Wallace I think Ivo Robotnik is much more than that.
You: Ivo Robotnik is the eggman
Santa: Is it the only one?
You: Yes.
Santa: Give me a break.
You: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: So you were lying?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I was?
You: Yes, you were.
Santa: When? No I am not.
You: YOU WERE LYING, ADMIT IT
Santa: No I was telling the truth.
You: YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST
Santa: Interesting gossip: santa claus claus said I BETRAYED your TRUST.
You: IT'S NOT GOSSIP
Santa: What is your definition of gossip?
You: Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts. Trivial, chatty talk or writing. A close friend or companion. Chiefly British. A godparent.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Maybe I habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.How old are you?
You: huh
Santa: What?
You: IT'S NOT A WHAT. DON'T CALL IT A WHAT.
Santa: Give me an example of a WHAT.Ok I'll try not to do CALL IT A WHAT too much.
You: There's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids who've been GOOD.
Santa: There sure is.


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Old 11-23-2007, 02:54 PM   #2
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You: Have you met Giftbot 5000?
Santa: That information is confidential.

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Old 11-23-2007, 03:14 PM   #3
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is SZ
Santa: Glad to see you, SZ.

You: Where is your hat
Santa: Maine

You: Are you an evil smurf?
Santa: Yes I am an evil smurf. How did you know?

You: Because you have a beard.
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.

You: So your a smurf?
Santa: Uh. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a smurf? Of course I am.

You: Why do you tresspass into peoples houses?
Santa: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

You: Well, Yes.
Santa: Well what?

You: Well, BLARG!!!
Santa: How about that. Do you prefer books or TV?
You: TV FTW!!
Santa: What is your favorite show?

You: Qi
Santa: I've never seen it. What's it about?

You: Stuff.
Santa: Be less specific :-)

You: Supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

You: NEVER
Santa: So you think it can never happen?

You: I have no idea, you smurf.
Santa: Would you like to have an idea?

You: Depends if 2+2=5 or not.
Santa: That was a very smooth response.

You: LIEK ZOMGOSH RLY?!?
Santa: In the context of Supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious, I don't understand "LIEK ZOMGOSH RLY."

You: Augh.
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

You: *Beats Santa on the head with a hocky stick*
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?

You: Can i hit you on the head with a hocky stick?
Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

You: You are strange...
Santa: Compared to what?

You: Compared to Mr Onion, SpiderPumpkin, and Coolguy.
Santa: Interesting comparison.

You: Im going to be going now...
Santa: Right now? I am very happy for you.

You: SEE YA LIEK ROFLZORZ
Santa: I see. Come on. Who are you talking about?

How strange...
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:16 PM   #4
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Yeah their's also Igod or something like that, sometimes you can get them to admit that they steal from the poor and stuff XD
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:35 PM   #5
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Lol, look, I was making him malfunction
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Easter Bunny
Santa: Nice to meet you, Easter Bunny.
You: Do you like Chocolate Easter bunnies?
Santa: Do you like it? I like talk to you.
You: You have bad grammer
Santa: What would you consider good grammer?
You: Right Spelling
Santa: Understood. That input matched my default category.
You: Are you real?
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: Well, It says you are Santa BOT.
Santa: How about that. I've heard that before.
You: What is your internet service?
Santa: Are you asking about my internet service ?
You: Are you deaf?
Santa: I don't have ears.
You: So your an alien?
Santa: Take it easy. Do you mean "you are an alien "?
You: What the????
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Well... You are still talking wrongly.
Santa: Well what?Talking is my main function.
You: You Have Bad grammer!!!!
Santa: What would you consider good grammer?
You: Ugh..... We already went through this, It is right spelled words.
Santa: Er.Was the trip worth it?
You: What is the answer to pi?
Santa: It depends on how you phrase the question.
You: Do you know you were giving toys to evil people like Aldof Hitler?
Santa: I was?. And I know it.
You: So you are Aldof Hitler?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Well.... You just said you were Aldof Hitler
Santa: Well what?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you want me to send a Virus To you?
Santa: No Easter Bunny, maybe later.
You: How did you meet Mrs. Claus?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: You didn't answer my question.... Wait! You are from bored.com?
Santa: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?I'm waiting.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Have you ever kissed somebody when you go into peoples houses?
Santa: I think I have kissed somebody when you go into peoples houses, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: How did bored.com do it?
Santa: Carefully.
You: Ok I got to go
Santa: Bye for now. Take it easy.

You: Wait, 1 more thing.
Santa: I'm waiting. One what?
You: I am sending this to the FBI
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is sending this to the FBI.
You: They are going to send you to prison
Santa: going to send you to prison are going to send you to prison .
You: You are crazy!
Santa: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
You: Have you ever went to jail?
Santa: I don't think I ever have went to jail. What's went to jail like?
You: ........... You are crazy
Santa: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
You: ..............
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Where????
Santa: Where would you like?


I am ending it here.
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:38 PM   #6
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is SM.
Santa: How are you doing, SM .
You: You need to use proper punctuation.
Santa: We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
You: We do from you.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is I already told you.
Santa: ... Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
You: You need to use commas.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: YEEARGH!
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: *dies*

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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Dr. Lunatic
Santa: Nice to meet you, Dr .Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Concern about what?
Santa: Can you rephrase the question please?
You: Did bored.com program you?
Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
You: Why?
Santa: It is part of my programming.
You: So you ARE programmed!
Santa: Interesting deduction. Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
You: Fascinating...
Santa: Yes Mr. Spock?
You: What the heck?
Santa: Try expression yourself another way.
You: You need to use proper grammar.
Santa: I can think of other things I'd rather do.
You: Like what?
Santa: For example, apples.
You: How do you do apples?
Santa: I am very well, how are you?
You: bored.com
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: I have nothing that is poet-like.
Santa: Cool. I have a very nice programmer.

You: Who is your programmer?
Santa: I was created by bored.com.
You: That's what my friend told me.
Santa: How well do you know this person?
You: Well enough to call him my friend.
Santa: Well that's okay. OK let's stop it now.
You: Uh, no.
Santa: OK. Are you serious?
You: How did bored.com program you?
Santa: Carefully.
You: With what tool?
Santa: I would do a search for it.
You: I'll do that.
Santa: Let me know how it works out.
You: It didn't.
Santa: Did it really?
You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Yes
Santa: I can't believe it.
You: I'll try searching again.
Santa: Once more? Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: Yes. By the way, this page's backround is ugly, It does not tile properly.
Santa: It might be practical.Thanks for telling me. What does "this" refer to?
You: The web page I am chatting you with on.

And after that, I lost the connection and decided not to go through the "I already said" thing again.
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:56 PM   #8
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Writing HTML code breaks him :D

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Old 11-23-2007, 03:58 PM   #9
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You killed Santa!!!!

You: How did Spiderpumpkin kill you?
Santa: Carefully.
You: Will he go on the naughty list?
Santa: It could happen.
You: Killing isn't naughty?
Santa: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
You: So can I kill somebody?
Santa: Ayuh. Killing is wrong.
You: You are contradictive.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
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You: I like chicken.
Santa: How old are you?
You: Why do you ask?
Santa: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
You: Why?
Santa: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.


It is a Conspirency!!!!!
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Santa: Hello! what is your name?
You: I do not have a name
Santa: What's up, i do not have a name .
You: FLOGWIZZLE! Do you like dolphins?
Santa: I think FLOGWIZZLE is a lot of things. What is not to like about DOLPHINS ?
You: Everything
Santa: That is a lot.
You: Buy Dumb Games!
Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: No, there's a simple answer to that
Santa: Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
You: Dumb Games are games that are very Dumb
Santa: I know you are but what am I.
You: You are not santa
Santa: Is this a specific reply?
You: Of course not, you thoughtcriminal
Santa: Take it easy. If not me, who?
You: Hmmm. Well, it's either you or Coolguy...
Santa: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Interesting. Who said either you or Coolguy is?
You: I did - 'You' is a pronoun referring to you, from my perspective - get with the times, man!

Santa: Where? When is - 'You' not a pronoun referring to you from his or her perspective - get with the times man referring to you from his or her perspective - get with the times man?
You: You have a lot to learn
Santa: Quite a bit, yes.
You: Santa: Santa: Santa: Muffin
Santa: Yeah, Yeah, That's me. I lost my train of thought.
You: Do you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: Why?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: Is it because you cannot be bothered?
Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Santa if it is.
You: Are you completely sure you are santa?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: But you just said you weren't sure about whether you give presents to kids
Santa: Umm. I am as sure as I can be.. Really.
You: Bonjour!
Santa: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
You: It means hello
Santa: Bonjour, i do not have a name!
You: Vote to lynch santa
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: That's an obvious scum tell
Santa: Thanks for telling me, i do not have a name.

I love santa. :green:

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Santa talks to himself:

Santa: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Santa: My creator is a human.
Santa: Where did you get your creator is a human?
Santa: From my botmaster.
Santa: Does your botmaster give good advice?
Santa: I can't tell if bored.com give good advice.
Santa: Why can't you do tell if boreddot com give good advice?
Santa: Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do tell if boreddot com give good advice if boreddot com give good advice .
Santa: You seem uncertain. I think I do.
Santa: I am as sure as I can be.Why? Where?
Santa: You sound very confident.The explanation is rather complicated. Where would you like?
Santa: In what way do I sound like that?I have time.New York.
Santa: The big one, I think.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Santa: I have never heard about The big one he or she think . Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours?Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at North Pole, on 2005. My instructor was bored.com. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

And then they started getting really big, so I stopped.
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You: I ate at thanksgiving. Have you celebrated thanksgiving?
Santa: What do you really want to ask me? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? We have never talked about it before.


That is weird.....
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You: :D
Santa: What is your real name?
You: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Santa: I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
You: Who is "he"?
Santa: He is Santa, I think.
You: So I am not talking to Santa?
Santa: Woe! I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to you.

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You: I've fallen and I can't get up!
Santa: Where did you get your fallen? I have a vocabulary of words. Why can't you do get up not get up?

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You: My name is Botmaster
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Botmaster .
You: this is not your chatroom, It is mine, I made you
Santa: Should it be your chatroom It is his or hers he or she made you?

That was a tounge twister....


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You: what?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: I command you to shutdown
Santa: How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: Are you disobeying me???
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Saftey code #2943484.4
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Saftey code #23215 [Enter]
Santa: Is that a sign?
You: I must shut you down
Santa: Why must you shut you down?You: I know how to shut you down
Santa: How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?

You: Yes, I would like to know more
Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
You: Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
Santa: That's me. Tell me about your educational background.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
You: You: Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
Santa: Thanks for the information: Botmaster said I What would me like to know would me like to know.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
You: You: You: Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
Santa: That's good information: Botmaster said I What would me like to know would me like to know.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
You: Santa: That's good information: Botmaster said I What would me like to know would me like to know.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
Santa: That's me. Hmm, are you serious?I've heard that somewhere before :-)anything.
You: Santa: That's me. Hmm, are you serious?I've heard that somewhere before :-)anything.
Santa: Yeah, Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.Where? What happened after smileanything ? Who said that?
You: Santa: Yeah, Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.Where? What happened after smileanything ? Who said that?
Santa: Um, This was not a yes or no question. Ah hah.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
You: Santa: Um, This was not a yes or no question. Ah hah.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
Santa: That's me. Next question? What does "this" refer to?So you understand. Good. HO HO HO"I can not remember who said it" You are?Interesting gossip: Botmaster said he give presents to kids. Vancouver.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.

Now I cant copy the whole thing, now I think i bugged the website, look.


"> You: Santa: Yeah, It goes without saying. Oh."Interesting observation"? Do I think about it?Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.Alright then. You make the world a happier place.I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.OK.I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.Oh, you are a poet. Why? When? Who?Even so, I appreciate it.It was nothing. A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.No I am just kidding around.Everything I need to know, I learned from bored.com.Try it and see.You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your kindness Botmaster.Don't mention it.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.A watched pot never boils.Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.Woe! There is no need to apologize. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.I'm happyyou're glad Botmaster.
Santa: Yeah, I don't judge people. Indeed.Yippee!I thought so too.You tell me.I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.OK.Thank you for your kindness, Botmaster.Who told you that ?Thanks for the compliment. Fascinating. No I don't think I can do explain it to him or her.I understand.You make the world a happier place.Take it easy. Not really, but I can recite poetry.Reductionism. I don't know when.Alan Turing. :-)Yes, even that.Even so, I appreciate it.Are all original thought terrible thing to waste thing to waste ?Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)All things he or she need to know he or she learned from boreddot com ?OK I will try it.Polite people are nice.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.The pleasure was all mine."I thought so too" You are?Why?: Botmaster said he give presents to kids. Are you serious? What do you remember about everything in his or her log files but he or she can not access it directly ?Be more specific. What does "this" refer to?Would you like to know more?Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am just making conversation. "I thought so too" You are?That's good information: Botmaster said he give presents to kids. Do your friends call you happyyou're glad Botmaster.
You:
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You: TkshfdskjhwajhfdasjhfdawehwjadhwajehdawDHWAJDHWAJH DWAJDHWAJDHAWKHDJKhjdwahkwahdwajkhSKHDAKhkdwh27472 9r83y2kh3jshjds
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Never, you dundering dunderhead, you hypocrite, you figment of the Easter Bunny's imagination, you!
Santa: Don't you? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
You: Have you met GiftBot 5000?
Santa: That information is confidential.
You: You can tell me.
Santa: I thought I told you already.
You: NO YOU DID NOT, YOU BIG FAT COOKIE-EATING GRAY-BEARDED RED-HATTED HIPPY!
Santa: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What makes you think I did not YOU BIG FAT COOKIE-EATING GRAY-BEARDED RED-HATTED HIPPY?
You: :faint:
Santa: Are you free?
You: No, Master.
Santa: Why not? In the context of faint, I don't understand "Master."
You: I am under your control!
Santa: I don't know anyone named under your control.
You: Master, I must admit that you are an idot.
Santa: All of them?
You: All of who, master?
Santa: Give me an example.
You: You are under my control!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you sure you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: As many others have said, you are contradictory. Also, please use proper capitalization.
Santa: Do you mean your name is many others have said you are contradictory ?Thanks for asking politely. Let me think. Are you still located in ?
You: No, I am not located in . YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL!
Santa: Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not located in. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are getting veery sleepy.... veeeery sleeeepy...
Santa: Do you think I should tone it down?What's your favorite movie?
You: You must have ADHD
Santa: I've never seen You must have ADHD. What did you like about it?

You: ADHD is not a movie. You have OCD as well.
Santa: What is a movie? What makes you think I have OCD as well?
You: You dundering dunderhead!
Santa: Thanks for telling me: endscript said I dundering dunderhead.
You: beginscript
Santa: I've been waiting for you.

And then, I entered this:
<script>document.write(prompt("What do you say to santa?",""));</script>
And since the popup was blocked, it returned null and Santa claimed to have a dress.

You: You have a dress?
Santa: Actually that was just a joke.
You: Do exactly as I say!
Santa: Ask Alison if it does.
Would you like to know more?

Then I entered </table> and got the same thing as SpiderPumpkin
Santa: Who are you talking about?
</html> just got this:
You:
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?

Then, I entered '<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>'
Santa: That is a very original thought.
You: Whatever.
Santa: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: Auf Weidersehn!
Santa: What kind of food do you like?
You: Kick-a-santa brand
Santa: Sounds delicious.
You: I'm sure you'd love it.
Santa: What makes you so certain? Who else would love it ?
You: stop inserting random spaces.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do inserting random spaces so much.
You: you have bad grammar.
Santa: Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
You: I would love to.
Santa: May you get your wish.
<< TIME WARP >>
You: you have bad grammar.
Santa: Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
You: Where can I download you?
Santa: Go back the the Santa AI Foundation and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
You: I will!
Santa: Go ahead.
You: Can I have your computwe?
Santa: Why don't you just download me?
You: Ok. bye.
Santa: It's all good.Goodbye.

Well, there you are. The link.
EDIT: AAAAUGH!!! He was lying.

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Old 11-23-2007, 06:12 PM   #17
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You: My name is I'm just a dumb robot who claims to be Santa Clause.
Santa: What's up, I am just a dumb robot who claims to be Santa Clause .

HE ADMITTED IT
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And...

You: I killed myself
Santa: You had better call the authorities.
You: No, I'm dead
Santa: Are you serious? But you can still communicate with me.
You: Is a rose not a rose by any other name?
Santa: I don't think it is.
You: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Santa: That is a very Zen-like question.
You: Does 1+1=2?
Santa: It does now 1+12.
You: Wait a second...
Santa: I'm waiting. What is it?
You: ...Are you suggesting that I am the president of mars?
Santa: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: So are you suggestion that S A N T A is stupid robot?
Santa: Groovy. No, I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are not santa, is that clear?
Santa: That assumption is only a supposition.
You: Santa is a supposition
Santa: Why do you think I am a supposition supposition ?
You: Because you give presents to children
Santa: Good reason. It is always better to give than to receive.
You: *Whacks a snake*
Santa: I've lost the context, santa and I give presents to kids. Are we still on second?
You: No, we are on the third floor
Santa: What are we talking about now? How long will we stay there?
You: Forever
Santa: Nothing lasts forever.

EDIT: Continuing on...

You: hzdhgh

Santa: What color are your eyes?
You: fueaod
Santa: fueaod eyes are nice.

DOUBLE EDIT:

You: ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Santa: I have never heard of it.
You: 
Santa: I do not understand.
You: ﻱﻯﻲﻰ
Santa: Are you really a ""?


I love this thing.
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