Corrupt-a-wish

[Ubernoob]

Granted. They are replaced by the Auntie Litterer campaign, where old ladies with umbrellas and silly hats go around nagging people to stop littering and everyone else goes insane.

I wish people would stop littering on their own, without the need for Auntie Litterers.

[ElMikkino]

Granted, instead, everyone burns all their garbage, and the world is filled with CO2 fumes.

I wish I had a shelf beside me with all the CDs I usually want to use on it.

[Ubernoob]

Granted. You get your shelf. But now you have nowhere to put books or games.

I wish TV were better during the summer.

[ElMikkino]

Granted, but any other time, they only play re-runs of of 9/11 news on every channel.

I wish the DVD of the movie "Fantastic Mr. Fox" suddenly appeared in my hands.

[Ubernoob]

Granted. A shoplifter dropped it into your hands before exiting the store you are in front of. You are now in possession of stolen property, but not for long because the store security snatches it from you before chasing the shoplifter.

I wish for delicious lemon meringue pie.

[ElMikkino]

Granted. The shoplifter steals it from you, and since you are now a crime victim, you have to spend 5 hours in a police station when the Stanley Cup Finals are on.

I wish my copy of Europa Universalis 3 would work.

[Pewskeepski]

Granted, It works for 2 seconds

I wish it was my turn in "Pointless story Word"

[Ubernoob]

Granted. It is your tun forever, since you slip into a lateral time dimension and cannot find the exit. The good news is that you will live forever. The bad news is that you get really hungry and thirsty and you can't find a washroom either!

I wish that I could control entry into a lateral time dimension whenever I wanted.

[Ubernoob]

Granted. But you find that by doing so, everybody stops posting on this thread.

I wish for strawberry flavoured ice cream which makes you smart.

[Mapletree]

Granted. However, the ice cream gave you brain-freeze, that instantly perma-frosted all the new knowledge in your brain.

I wish I was more awesome.

[Felixrain]

granted but then i steal all the awesomeness

i wish jamul would stop getting hate mail about robot wants puppy.

[Ubernoob]

Granted. It is now YOU who get the mail. (BTW, in Soviet Russia, the mail gets YOU).

I wish I got more beneficial stuff in the mail, and less bills.

[happystickman]

Granted. All of you bills are lost in the mail, so you lose your house, car insurance, health insurance, life insurance, and credit card.

I wish that Highlander 2: The Quickening was a good movie.

[Pewskeepski]

Granted, But its still not that good.

I wish for Robot wants puppy Avatar parts!

[happystickman]

Originally Posted by happystickman

I wish that Highlander 2: The Quickening was a good movie.

Originally Posted by Pewskeepski

Granted, But its still not that good.

Um... Yeah, what?

Granted, All the other parts are replaced by a single RwP part.

I wish that I have a hundred more Yerfbucks.

[Ubernoob]

Granted. You get those yerfbucks by being first in Dumbwords and TAG. But that is only the case because no one else is playing anymore. So it is a lonely victory.

I wish there were more aliens on the Hamumu forum.

[happystickman]

Granted. An alien dog replaces Yerfdog.

I wish that I was never tired.

[ElMikkino]

Granted, but only because you inject coffee into yourself. You become super-hyper, and insane, and no one likes you any more.

I wish there was a hot spring on the island my cottage is on.

[Mapletree]

Granted. However, it's so hot that your skin melts off the moment you enter it.

I wish I had more money.

[happystickman]

Granted. You have 3 million dollars, but ever bill is laced with anthrax, causing you and every cashier to buy things from to die, causing a plague that wipes out most of the united states.

I wish that the whole world was immune to anthrax