Corrupt-a-wish - Page 157

Wackodude · 03-18-2012, 03:35 PM

Granted, but Yerfdog appears out of nowhere and eats it.

I wish Yerfdog was trained.

cyberclone42 · 03-18-2012, 06:18 PM

Granted, he is trained to eat humans.

I wish people would not blatantly refuse to grant wishes.

Wackodude · 03-18-2012, 06:53 PM

Granted, but not.

I wish to be able to run a marathon without stopping.

cyberclone42 · 03-18-2012, 07:08 PM

Granted, but you never stop.

I wish for controlled amounts of derp to be unleashed on each member of Congress at the next state of the Union address.

RandomCommander · 03-18-2012, 08:54 PM

Granted, but the amounts of herp I unleashed at them were uncontrollable, making the state of the union another excuse for propaganda for spam.

I wish i don't have to edit these posts everytime i forget to wish for something!

DJ Fondoo · 03-19-2012, 02:09 PM

Granted. The edit button goes away so you don't have the choice to change it anymore. I wish for a vanilla shake.

Wackodude · 03-19-2012, 02:45 PM

Granted, but you are suddenly allergic to vanilla.

I wish to be able to manage my time more effectively.

cyberclone42 · 03-19-2012, 07:19 PM

Granted. You are so efficient that you break the 1st law of thermodynamics and warp our galaxy into an alternate universe. Great job.

I wish for 七个大猫。
Google translate, anyone?
（for you lazy people it says seven large cats)

RandomCommander · 03-20-2012, 11:31 AM

Granted. Jamul changes that to english so that I could understand.

I wish for another one of those "rof hsiw I" wishes sehsiw "I wish for" esoht fo eno rehtona rof hsiw I

DJ Fondoo · 03-20-2012, 02:04 PM

Granted.
I shiw rof a lear tobor.

cyberclone42 · 03-20-2012, 02:07 PM

.uoy stae tI .detarG

I wish that I could understand

RandomCommander · 03-20-2012, 02:10 PM

Granted, you just Grated DJ Fondoo's wish for a robot that ate him. It wasn't granted lol.

I wish people would do palindrome wishes the right way yaw thgir eht sehsiw emordnilap od dluow elpoep hsiw I

cyberclone42 · 03-20-2012, 02:15 PM

Granted, but it's hard for you to read..daer ot uoy rof drah s'ti tub ,detnarG

I wish for spoons

RandomCommander · 03-20-2012, 02:37 PM

Granted, you also get forks, which stab you in the face and make you explode, which makes the whole world go hbvoairmrvr

I wish I understood what that last word meant.

cyberclone42 · 03-20-2012, 03:27 PM

Granted. The significance of that word is so important that you contain it in the Hamumunomicon which is subsequently stolen from you and used to destroy thew world.

I wish I didn't accidentally myself.

RandomCommander · 03-20-2012, 06:21 PM

granted, you accidentally the [beepybeep] batman instead. Good luck with that.

I wish for SPAM!

Wackodude · 03-20-2012, 06:56 PM

Granted, but you can't eat it as it is very moldy.

I wish for the power of self-levitation.

RandomCommander · 03-21-2012, 04:48 AM

Granted, but you can't self-get down.

I wish for this.

. Yellow Wizard . · 03-21-2012, 11:01 AM

Granted. An eel reaches out and bites off the tip of your snout. It must be a moray!
I wish I wish, wish.

cyberclone42 · 03-21-2012, 11:52 AM

Granted upon a star.

I wish my irrational Elmophobia was cured.

03-18-2012, 03:35 PM	#3121
Wackodude Mustachioed Ninja Duck Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 62	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but Yerfdog appears out of nowhere and eats it. I wish Yerfdog was trained. __________________ One does not simply WALK into Mordor. It's best to have epic background music while you charge boldly in.

03-18-2012, 06:18 PM	#3122
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, he is trained to eat humans. I wish people would not blatantly refuse to grant wishes. __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

03-18-2012, 06:53 PM	#3123
Wackodude Mustachioed Ninja Duck Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 62	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but not. I wish to be able to run a marathon without stopping. __________________ One does not simply WALK into Mordor. It's best to have epic background music while you charge boldly in.

03-18-2012, 07:08 PM	#3124
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but you never stop. I wish for controlled amounts of derp to be unleashed on each member of Congress at the next state of the Union address. __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

03-18-2012, 08:54 PM	#3125
RandomCommander Insert some Random Title here. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pseudolocation Posts: 306	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but the amounts of herp I unleashed at them were uncontrollable, making the state of the union another excuse for propaganda for spam. I wish i don't have to edit these posts everytime i forget to wish for something! __________________ I need a different message for this one line of sig, any ideas? Last edited by RandomCommander; 03-18-2012 at 08:55 PM.

03-19-2012, 02:09 PM	#3126
DJ Fondoo Man with the Master Plan Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Wherever I Can DJ Posts: 21	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. The edit button goes away so you don't have the choice to change it anymore. I wish for a vanilla shake. __________________ Boupha's Personal DJ Last edited by DJ Fondoo; 03-19-2012 at 02:10 PM.

03-19-2012, 02:45 PM	#3127
Wackodude Mustachioed Ninja Duck Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 62	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but you are suddenly allergic to vanilla. I wish to be able to manage my time more effectively. __________________ One does not simply WALK into Mordor. It's best to have epic background music while you charge boldly in.

03-19-2012, 07:19 PM	#3128
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. You are so efficient that you break the 1st law of thermodynamics and warp our galaxy into an alternate universe. Great job. I wish for 七个大猫。 Google translate, anyone? （for you lazy people it says seven large cats) __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

03-20-2012, 11:31 AM	#3129
RandomCommander Insert some Random Title here. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pseudolocation Posts: 306	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. Jamul changes that to english so that I could understand. I wish for another one of those "rof hsiw I" wishes sehsiw "I wish for" esoht fo eno rehtona rof hsiw I __________________ I need a different message for this one line of sig, any ideas?

03-20-2012, 02:04 PM	#3130
DJ Fondoo Man with the Master Plan Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Wherever I Can DJ Posts: 21	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. I shiw rof a lear tobor. __________________ Boupha's Personal DJ

03-20-2012, 02:07 PM	#3131
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish .uoy stae tI .detarG I wish that I could understand __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

03-20-2012, 02:10 PM	#3132
RandomCommander Insert some Random Title here. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pseudolocation Posts: 306	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, you just Grated DJ Fondoo's wish for a robot that ate him. It wasn't granted lol. I wish people would do palindrome wishes the right way yaw thgir eht sehsiw emordnilap od dluow elpoep hsiw I __________________ I need a different message for this one line of sig, any ideas? Last edited by RandomCommander; 03-20-2012 at 02:11 PM.

03-20-2012, 02:15 PM	#3133
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but it's hard for you to read..daer ot uoy rof drah s'ti tub ,detnarG I wish for spoons __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

03-20-2012, 02:37 PM	#3134
RandomCommander Insert some Random Title here. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pseudolocation Posts: 306	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, you also get forks, which stab you in the face and make you explode, which makes the whole world go hbvoairmrvr I wish I understood what that last word meant. __________________ I need a different message for this one line of sig, any ideas?

03-20-2012, 03:27 PM	#3135
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. The significance of that word is so important that you contain it in the Hamumunomicon which is subsequently stolen from you and used to destroy thew world. I wish I didn't accidentally myself. __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

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03-20-2012, 06:21 PM	#3136
RandomCommander Insert some Random Title here. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pseudolocation Posts: 306	Re: Corrupt-a-wish granted, you accidentally the [beepybeep] batman instead. Good luck with that. I wish for SPAM! __________________ I need a different message for this one line of sig, any ideas?

03-20-2012, 06:56 PM	#3137
Wackodude Mustachioed Ninja Duck Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 62	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but you can't eat it as it is very moldy. I wish for the power of self-levitation. __________________ One does not simply WALK into Mordor. It's best to have epic background music while you charge boldly in.

03-21-2012, 04:48 AM	#3138
RandomCommander Insert some Random Title here. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pseudolocation Posts: 306	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but you can't self-get down. I wish for this. __________________ I need a different message for this one line of sig, any ideas?

03-21-2012, 11:01 AM	#3139
. Yellow Wizard . Cliffy1000 Eater Join Date: May 2008 Location: CHIZ Posts: 259	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. An eel reaches out and bites off the tip of your snout. It must be a moray! I wish I wish, wish. __________________ no CHIZ

03-21-2012, 11:52 AM	#3140
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted upon a star. I wish my irrational Elmophobia was cured. __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

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