Corrupt-a-wish - Page 56

ElMikkino · 10-07-2009, 05:17 AM

Granted. A werewolf comes in and steals your pens, but not before killing you.

I wish I had 500$ that is not counterfeit, or ripped, and is Canadian money, and I am in Canada.

Max · 10-07-2009, 05:21 AM

Granted. But a burgular comes and steals all of it

I wish I had more pens that actually worked

ElMikkino · 10-07-2009, 05:35 AM

Granted. But they work so well you are blinded by PURE AWESOMENESS.

I wish I owned Princess Mononoke.

Baconstrips · 10-07-2009, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max

Granted. But a Burger comes and steals all of it

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElMikkino

I wish I owned Princess Mononoke.

I love that movie!

Granted, but it comes all scratched up, so it can't be read.

I wish I had my driver's license.

ElMikkino · 10-07-2009, 04:48 PM

Granted. But suddenly, all cars are worth a billion bucks, and you don't have the money, and your parent's car(s) suddenly bursts into flames.

I wish someone would give me a how to on how to defeat Sillymane.

Ubernoob · 10-07-2009, 06:17 PM

Granted, but everyone else knows too, and then you BECOME Sillymane.

I wish that TV was nutritious.

Baconstrips · 10-07-2009, 06:44 PM

Granted, but everybody stops watching it so all the channels stop showing.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

garuda166 · 10-07-2009, 09:37 PM

granted now you have to clean the floor.

i wish i was a werewolf.

moltanem2000 · 10-07-2009, 09:43 PM

granted, you catch fleas, very, very big fleas

i wish we could fight the pony already!

Max · 10-08-2009, 06:27 AM

Granted, it pwns you in less than a second.

I wish I could pwn the pony in less than a second

Ubernoob · 10-08-2009, 06:42 AM

Granted, you could have pawned the pony less than a second after wishing that, but you were so busy typing up your wish that you missed your opportunity.

I wish that the pony wasn't a happy pony.

Max · 10-08-2009, 07:14 AM

Granted. Now its an angry maniac pony and he's coming to git ya!

I wish I had a 1000 happy ponies

Baconstrips · 10-08-2009, 07:53 AM

Granted, but they all get so happy they explode, and you have to clean up the mess.

I wish I had a cupcake.

ElMikkino · 10-08-2009, 07:55 AM

Granted. You get a cake in the shape of a teacup, and someone thinks its a real teacup, so they pour tea in it and ruin your cake.

I wish I had the Genie's lamp in Aladdin before the Genie was set free.

hyperme · 10-08-2009, 10:05 AM

Granted. He corrupts your wishes.

I wish for an upple!

garuda166 · 10-08-2009, 11:47 AM

(gess you mean apple)granted ,its poisoned and you die.

i wish i had a taco.

hyperme · 10-08-2009, 12:16 PM

Granted. Its radioactive, however.

I wish for an upple, chicken it!

garuda166 · 10-08-2009, 04:44 PM

granted but the granter dose not know what an upple is and end up giving you a roten exotic fruit.

i wish i could beta test newmumu

chaucer · 10-08-2009, 06:35 PM

Granted. You hack Jamul's computer so as to test the new site, and are then banned from the forums.

I wish The Great Pumpkin hadn't been kidnapped.

Kerma · 10-08-2009, 06:57 PM

Granted. Instead, he is the leader of ponies, and kidnaps YOU.

I wish that my sister's brother's mother's son's nephew's uncle didn't exist.

10-07-2009, 05:17 AM	#1101
ElMikkino Certified Bunnay Agent Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Not Kansas Posts: 1,652	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. A werewolf comes in and steals your pens, but not before killing you. I wish I had 500$ that is not counterfeit, or ripped, and is Canadian money, and I am in Canada. __________________ When in Rome, drink Romenade. Toronto Island is the entertainment.- Translation Party This won’t appear 3D to you unless you cut very precise grooves in your computer monitor. We don’t recommend doing that. - GamesRadar Humility is the mark of a true warrior/cool person.

10-07-2009, 05:21 AM	#1102
Max Just a FunLoving Turbo Penguin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Well, the sky's the limit Posts: 961	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. But a burgular comes and steals all of it I wish I had more pens that actually worked __________________ Now you don't mess with perfection.

10-07-2009, 05:35 AM	#1103
ElMikkino Certified Bunnay Agent Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Not Kansas Posts: 1,652	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. But they work so well you are blinded by PURE AWESOMENESS. I wish I owned Princess Mononoke. __________________ When in Rome, drink Romenade. Toronto Island is the entertainment.- Translation Party This won’t appear 3D to you unless you cut very precise grooves in your computer monitor. We don’t recommend doing that. - GamesRadar Humility is the mark of a true warrior/cool person.

10-07-2009, 04:48 PM	#1105
ElMikkino Certified Bunnay Agent Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Not Kansas Posts: 1,652	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. But suddenly, all cars are worth a billion bucks, and you don't have the money, and your parent's car(s) suddenly bursts into flames. I wish someone would give me a how to on how to defeat Sillymane. __________________ When in Rome, drink Romenade. Toronto Island is the entertainment.- Translation Party This won’t appear 3D to you unless you cut very precise grooves in your computer monitor. We don’t recommend doing that. - GamesRadar Humility is the mark of a true warrior/cool person.

10-07-2009, 06:17 PM	#1106
Ubernoob Dumb Person Join Date: May 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 758	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but everyone else knows too, and then you BECOME Sillymane. I wish that TV was nutritious. __________________

10-07-2009, 06:44 PM	#1107
Baconstrips AKA "Pramtrade" Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Iowa (US) Posts: 504	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but everybody stops watching it so all the channels stop showing. I wish I didn't have to do the dishes. __________________ "Sir, we're with the department of redundancy department." -Regeneratorizer "You young kids and your Intertubes and your Motorcycles and your Toothpaste..." -AtkinsSJ Not every woodchuck can chuck wood, and not every wood that can be chucked is Chuck Norris'd. -Elmikkino

10-07-2009, 09:37 PM	#1108
garuda166 Child of the Moon Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 15	Re: Corrupt-a-wish granted now you have to clean the floor. i wish i was a werewolf.

10-07-2009, 09:43 PM	#1109
moltanem2000 Professional Party Person Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Victoria BC Posts: 994	Re: Corrupt-a-wish granted, you catch fleas, very, very big fleas i wish we could fight the pony already! __________________ "Shpadoinkle!" -Jamul

10-08-2009, 06:27 AM	#1110
Max Just a FunLoving Turbo Penguin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Well, the sky's the limit Posts: 961	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, it pwns you in less than a second. I wish I could pwn the pony in less than a second __________________ Now you don't mess with perfection.

10-08-2009, 06:42 AM	#1111
Ubernoob Dumb Person Join Date: May 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 758	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, you could have pawned the pony less than a second after wishing that, but you were so busy typing up your wish that you missed your opportunity. I wish that the pony wasn't a happy pony. __________________ Last edited by Ubernoob; 10-08-2009 at 06:43 AM. Reason: forgot to wish

10-08-2009, 07:14 AM	#1112
Max Just a FunLoving Turbo Penguin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Well, the sky's the limit Posts: 961	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. Now its an angry maniac pony and he's coming to git ya! I wish I had a 1000 happy ponies __________________ Now you don't mess with perfection.

10-08-2009, 07:53 AM	#1113
Baconstrips AKA "Pramtrade" Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Iowa (US) Posts: 504	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted, but they all get so happy they explode, and you have to clean up the mess. I wish I had a cupcake. __________________ "Sir, we're with the department of redundancy department." -Regeneratorizer "You young kids and your Intertubes and your Motorcycles and your Toothpaste..." -AtkinsSJ Not every woodchuck can chuck wood, and not every wood that can be chucked is Chuck Norris'd. -Elmikkino

10-08-2009, 07:55 AM	#1114
ElMikkino Certified Bunnay Agent Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Not Kansas Posts: 1,652	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. You get a cake in the shape of a teacup, and someone thinks its a real teacup, so they pour tea in it and ruin your cake. I wish I had the Genie's lamp in Aladdin before the Genie was set free. __________________ When in Rome, drink Romenade. Toronto Island is the entertainment.- Translation Party This won’t appear 3D to you unless you cut very precise grooves in your computer monitor. We don’t recommend doing that. - GamesRadar Humility is the mark of a true warrior/cool person. Last edited by ElMikkino; 10-08-2009 at 07:56 AM. Reason: ninja'd!

10-08-2009, 10:05 AM	#1115
hyperme Not Evil, Just British Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Britain Posts: 1,125	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. He corrupts your wishes. I wish for an upple! __________________

10-08-2009, 11:47 AM	#1116
garuda166 Child of the Moon Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 15	Re: Corrupt-a-wish (gess you mean apple)granted ,its poisoned and you die. i wish i had a taco.

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10-08-2009, 12:16 PM	#1117
hyperme Not Evil, Just British Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Britain Posts: 1,125	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. Its radioactive, however. I wish for an upple, chicken it! __________________

10-08-2009, 04:44 PM	#1118
garuda166 Child of the Moon Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 15	Re: Corrupt-a-wish granted but the granter dose not know what an upple is and end up giving you a roten exotic fruit. i wish i could beta test newmumu Last edited by garuda166; 10-08-2009 at 04:44 PM.

10-08-2009, 06:35 PM	#1119
chaucer Chaucertastic! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Pale Blue Dot Posts: 1,747	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. You hack Jamul's computer so as to test the new site, and are then banned from the forums. I wish The Great Pumpkin hadn't been kidnapped. __________________ "The HTCPCP server is a teapot. The responding entity MAY be short and stout" ~ 418 Client error This morning's sermon: Jesus Walks on Water This Evening's sermon: Searching for Jesus "I'm really looking forward to that date [12/21/12] so I can laugh at them when the world doesn't end." ~SpiderPumpkin

10-08-2009, 06:57 PM	#1120
Kerma Conspiracy Wizard Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Surrey, BC: Happiest place on earth! Posts: 726	Re: Corrupt-a-wish Granted. Instead, he is the leader of ponies, and kidnaps YOU. I wish that my sister's brother's mother's son's nephew's uncle didn't exist. __________________ Last edited by Kerma; 10-08-2009 at 09:20 PM.

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