After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule,

Redbone · 01-26-2009, 05:25 PM

Then we can talk about mercy!

After you've scrubbed my ship in the morning, then you can have LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

cyberclone42 · 01-26-2009, 05:27 PM

After you've scrubbed YOUR FACE, then we can MAKE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
After you TOAST Ganon, then you can BOMB SOME DODONGOS!

bobinator1992 · 01-26-2009, 11:36 PM

"After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you've scrubbed all of me, then you can take my boy to dinner. Then, after you've strived for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me for pieces of pizza, then after you go on a DIE-et, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away."

Later still...

"Here's the traitor again, your majesty!"

"Please, your omnipentence, have mercy!"

"Mercy?"

"Yes!"

"OHOHOHOHOHOHO"

~~SpiderPumpkin~~ · 01-27-2009, 04:58 AM

Just reading about CD-i "Poops" makes my brain hurt and makes me want to cry for all eternity. How about we quote good videos instead? :P

"I believe in Santa Saaauuuce... Andeverythinghedoes."

Androgeos Exeunt · 01-28-2009, 08:51 AM

Zelda, YOUR FACE is under attack by the evil forces of LINK.

It's from THE KING!

Dear pesky Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumbers,

LINK and I have taken over DINNER.

ELELELELEL!

We gotta find LINK.

And you gotta help us!

ELELELELELELELEL...

yourter12 · 01-28-2009, 09:09 AM

Link, you must DIE-t! Then save me four pieces of pizza. Then MAH MAH MAH MAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!

Kerma · 01-28-2009, 03:37 PM

Bow Down
Bow Down
Before the Power of Santa
Or be crushed
Be crushed
By
HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.a

Redbone · 01-28-2009, 03:39 PM

Ohh!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh! Haha!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh!
Enough!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send Link.

Take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect me.
I'll take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect my cereal.

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send dinner.

Link: Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
No, my boy!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Link: Its easy! Lets go find Zelda!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Link: Huh?

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Link: No!!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send Link

Take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect me
I'll take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect my cereal

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send dinner.

Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon seized Koridai!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Then we can talk about--
Gwonam: There is no time! You must go!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Gwonam: Ahh!!

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Gwonam: No!!

Hmm?
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Then we can talk about mercy!
After you Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors
Both: Noo!!
Take him away!

Yes my liege!

Androgeos Exeunt · 01-29-2009, 04:20 AM

Gwonam: It is written, "Only Link can find the TOASTERS!"
Link: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yeah!
(a small correction later)
Gwonam: It is written, "Only Zelda can find the TOASTERS!"

Or, is it the beagle?
Or, is it THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK?
Or, is it YOSHI?

~~SpiderPumpkin~~ · 01-29-2009, 04:41 AM

Your quotes are making me cry. And to think some people actually believe those videos were Youtube Poops :(

"Sit back and relax as we take a journey through tens of thousands of broken shoelaces."

Androgeos Exeunt · 01-29-2009, 04:57 AM

Gwonam: It is written, "Only Link can eat enough SWORDS to defeat Your Majesty.
King Harkinian:

Link: Great! I'll grab my SWORD!
Gwonam: There is no time! Your STUFF is enough!

Squadala, we're off...LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF!

Ninja of Frozen Milk · 01-29-2009, 05:39 PM

I think something just died in me.

TyTBone · 01-29-2009, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja of Frozen Milk

I think something just died in me.

I think my colon just pop out an ear. Yes! There it goes! After it!

Ninja of Frozen Milk · 01-29-2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyTBone

I think my colon just pop out an ear. Yes! There it goes! After it!

Whaaaattt?

~~varkarrus~~ · 01-29-2009, 05:58 PM

My intestine has turned into a monkey.

Androgeos Exeunt · 01-30-2009, 06:24 AM

TWOAH

cyberclone42 · 01-30-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redbone

Ohh!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh! Haha!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh!
Enough!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send Link.

Take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect me.
I'll take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect my cereal.

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send dinner.

Link: Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
No, my boy!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Link: Its easy! Lets go find Zelda!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Link: Huh?

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Link: No!!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send Link

Take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect me
I'll take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect my cereal

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send dinner.

Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon seized Koridai!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Then we can talk about--
Gwonam: There is no time! You must go!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Gwonam: Ahh!!

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Gwonam: No!!

Hmm?
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Then we can talk about mercy!
After you Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors
Both: Noo!!
Take him away!

Yes my liege!

Hey, I heard that song! What's it called?

Manga Chic · 01-31-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerma

Bow Down
Bow Down
Before the Power of Santa
Or be crushed
Be crushed
By
HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.a

ZIM?!?

01-26-2009, 05:25 PM	#1
Redbone Wanted Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Burnaby, B.C. Posts: 3,594	After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Then we can talk about mercy! After you've scrubbed my ship in the morning, then you can have LOTSA SPAGHETTI! __________________ spambot.txt (update Aug. 29)

01-26-2009, 05:27 PM	#2
cyberclone42 Pilltacular! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The UnderGottam Posts: 1,684	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, After you've scrubbed YOUR FACE, then we can MAKE LOTSA SPAGHETTI! After you TOAST Ganon, then you can BOMB SOME DODONGOS! __________________ alias "pootis" "echo Looping every 180 ticks; wait 180; sitoop" alias "sitoop" "voicemenu 1 4; pootis" pootis POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT

01-26-2009, 11:36 PM	#3
bobinator1992 Defeater of Idiocy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The middle of nowhere (AKA Alabama) Posts: 241	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, "After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you've scrubbed all of me, then you can take my boy to dinner. Then, after you've strived for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me for pieces of pizza, then after you go on a DIE-et, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away." Later still... "Here's the traitor again, your majesty!" "Please, your omnipentence, have mercy!" "Mercy?" "Yes!" "OHOHOHOHOHOHO" __________________ Games I'm Waiting For: Eat Lead: Return of Matt Hazard, House of the Dead: Overkill, MadWorld

01-27-2009, 04:58 AM	#4
~~SpiderPumpkin~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fat Furry Land Posts: 1,876	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Just reading about CD-i "Poops" makes my brain hurt and makes me want to cry for all eternity. How about we quote good videos instead? :P "I believe in Santa Saaauuuce... Andeverythinghedoes."

01-28-2009, 08:51 AM	#5
Androgeos Exeunt Ancient Doormat Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth, Sol Posts: 885	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Zelda, YOUR FACE is under attack by the evil forces of LINK. It's from THE KING! Dear pesky Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumbers, LINK and I have taken over DINNER. ELELELELEL! We gotta find LINK. And you gotta help us! ELELELELELELELEL... __________________ BunnyCorp Industries Research & Development Division Item: Powered Submersible Armor Development: Initial Design Last Invention: AK-9047 Light Cannon

01-28-2009, 09:09 AM	#6
yourter12 forever gone Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: octopus Posts: 1,325	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Link, you must DIE-t! Then save me four pieces of pizza. Then MAH MAH MAH MAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII! __________________

01-28-2009, 03:37 PM	#7
Kerma Conspiracy Wizard Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Surrey, BC: Happiest place on earth! Posts: 726	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Bow Down Bow Down Before the Power of Santa Or be crushed Be crushed By HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.a __________________

01-28-2009, 03:39 PM	#8
Redbone Wanted Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Burnaby, B.C. Posts: 3,594	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Ohh! Hahahaha! [x3] Ohh! Haha! Hahahaha! [x3] Ohh! Enough! My ship sails in the morning. In the morning. [x2] My ship sails in the morning. If you don't hear from me in a month, Send Link. Take the triforce of courage, The triforce of courage, [x2] To protect me. I'll take the triforce of courage, The triforce of courage, [x2] To protect my cereal. My ship sails in the morning. In the morning. [x2] My ship sails in the morning. If you don't hear from me in a month, Send dinner. Link: Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai? No, my boy! I'm going to Gamelon. Link: Its easy! Lets go find Zelda! You save Zelda. I'm going to Gamelon After you scrub all the floors! Link: Huh? Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in Hyrule Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in Gamelon Scrub Scrub Scrub My ship, in the morning Scrub Scrub Scrub My Wii! HAH Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in my lair Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in my house Scrub Scrub Scrub My warriors, in the morning Scrub Scrub Scrub Mah Boi! Link: No!! My ship sails in the morning. In the morning. [x2] My ship sails in the morning If you don't hear from me in a month Send Link Take the triforce of courage The triforce of courage [x2] To protect me I'll take the triforce of courage The triforce of courage [x2] To protect my cereal My ship sails in the morning. In the morning. [x2] My ship sails in the morning. If you don't hear from me in a month Send dinner. Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon seized Koridai! I'm going to Gamelon. Then we can talk about-- Gwonam: There is no time! You must go! You save Zelda. I'm going to Gamelon After you scrub all the floors! Gwonam: Ahh!! Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in Hyrule Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in Gamelon Scrub Scrub Scrub My ship, in the morning Scrub Scrub Scrub My Wii! HAH Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in my lair Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in my house Scrub Scrub Scrub My warriors, in the morning Scrub Scrub Scrub Mah Boi! Gwonam: No!! Hmm? Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors in Hyrule Then we can talk about mercy! After you Scrub Scrub Scrub All the floors Both: Noo!! Take him away! Yes my liege! __________________ spambot.txt (update Aug. 29)

01-29-2009, 04:20 AM	#9
Androgeos Exeunt Ancient Doormat Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth, Sol Posts: 885	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Gwonam: It is written, "Only Link can find the TOASTERS!" Link: What about Zelda? Gwonam: Yeah! (a small correction later) Gwonam: It is written, "Only Zelda can find the TOASTERS!" Or, is it the beagle? Or, is it THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK? Or, is it YOSHI? __________________ BunnyCorp Industries Research & Development Division Item: Powered Submersible Armor Development: Initial Design Last Invention: AK-9047 Light Cannon

01-29-2009, 04:41 AM	#10
~~SpiderPumpkin~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fat Furry Land Posts: 1,876	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Your quotes are making me cry. And to think some people actually believe those videos were Youtube Poops :( "Sit back and relax as we take a journey through tens of thousands of broken shoelaces." Last edited by SpiderPumpkin; 01-29-2009 at 04:43 AM.

01-29-2009, 04:57 AM	#11
Androgeos Exeunt Ancient Doormat Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth, Sol Posts: 885	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, Gwonam: It is written, "Only Link can eat enough SWORDS to defeat Your Majesty. King Harkinian: Link: Great! I'll grab my SWORD! Gwonam: There is no time! Your STUFF is enough! Squadala, we're off...LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF! __________________ BunnyCorp Industries Research & Development Division Item: Powered Submersible Armor Development: Initial Design Last Invention: AK-9047 Light Cannon

01-29-2009, 05:39 PM	#12
Ninja of Frozen Milk ... is proud to be a furry. Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,093	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, I think something just died in me. __________________ I am not here anymore alas. Anyone is welcome to IM me or email me attheninjaoffrozenmilk@hotmail.com, my Skype is Yukigo_Kurosaki

01-29-2009, 05:58 PM	#15
~~varkarrus~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fending Off Boredom Posts: 1,940	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, My intestine has turned into a monkey.

01-30-2009, 06:24 AM	#16
Androgeos Exeunt Ancient Doormat Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth, Sol Posts: 885	Re: After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule, TWOAH __________________ BunnyCorp Industries Research & Development Division Item: Powered Submersible Armor Development: Initial Design Last Invention: AK-9047 Light Cannon

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