Planet thread!

[fourwind]

Everyone make a planet! And then we can have wars and stuff. Awesome.

Okay here's mine:


Planet Name: HaalFyre
Surface Area: 35% Land 65% Molten Magma
Dominant race: Fyronians- Hard rock and magma that has been given a consciousness. Humanoid in shape. Average Intelligence (Compared to Average Human IQ)
Culture: They worship the large red dwarf that their planet orbits, Haal. They have named their planet after it. They believe that one day a entity of ice will Freeze their planet, and turn all the magma into stone, effectively bringing rapture to the planet.
Current Space Status: Have not yet achieved Interstellar Space travel, But do have colonies on The nearby planet of Kaal. Contact has been made with them by a nearby alien race. But no action has been taken.
Politics: They are ruled By the Magmaking, Baal, Messenger of Haal. He is a fair and just king that keeps the planet running smoothly.
Wild Life: None whatsoever.
Plant life: Plains grasses and large blue cacti.
Trade: Rare gems, Copper and Tin.
Military: No wars have ever happened on HaalFyre, so no military has been formed.

[darkguyhades]

Planet Name: Xenogroth

Surface Area: 90% Land 10% Ice

Dominant race: Monks of Nothingness- Not much is known about the Monks of nothingness. They appear to be animated robes, but wield powerful magic and extremely high IQ. It is speculated that they are not of this galaxy. They dominate the native Xortog, a weak species of shadow creatures who made up about 97% of the population.

Culture: The native population has never been advanced enough to develop any distinctive culture, and have not through any events similar to the European Renaissance. The Monks of Nothingness have encouraged a strong warrior culture within them, however, taking promising youths to train in the martial arts.

Current Space Status: Natives have no concept of space travel, however the Monks of Nothingness are likely to have discovered faster than light travel.

Politics: They are ruled a Tyrannical Ambassador of the Monks of Nothingness named Xrok. Each individual settlement is controlled by a Xortog labor master.

Wild Life: The only noticeable wild life is the Ktranjar, a large four-armed hominid with red scaly skin that the Monks of Nothingness imported. They are tamable, but many have become wild. They are a force to be reckoned with. A pack is likely to wipe out an entire settlement of Xortog in mere minutes if not defended by a Monk of Nothingness. The Ktranjar have nearly extincted all other wildlife on the planet, but some of the more resilient shadow creatures have survived.

Plant life: Crops similar to Wheat and some fruits.

Trade: Although it is possible the Monks of Nothingness have large trade networks, Xenogroth rarely ever trades with other races.

Military: Xenogroth's army is composed mostly of the Xortogs, but what the Monks of Nothingness lack in numbers, they easily make up for in power. The planet is frequently ravaged by wars with the rivaling power, The Monks of Somethingness, a group that trains specifically to counter the powers of the Monks of Nothingness. They are composed of several different races.

[seamonkey]

link to my planet
Planet Name: Earth
Surface Area: 30% land, 70% waterr
Dominant race: though no one knows it, it i sthe brine shrimp who are dominant, their IQ is approx infinity, give or take a few thousand points (hahaha, actually around 500)
Culture: They worship saltwater, as they live in it
Current Space Status: They are unkown in the interstellar world so to speak, but they do have nuclear powered spacecraft
Politics: They are a socialist society, in a democratic system. the way this advanced form has been reached is through the teacings of nietze (SP?)
Wild Life: look out your window.
Plant life: Look out your window
Trade: Anything and everything
Military: Tiny li'l nukes, haven't been used, and the species is peaceful, but they have preventive measures

[thingie]

Planet
Planet Name: Zotara

Surface Area: 1% Space port 24% Land 50% Water 25% Ice

Dominant race: Halo like people

Culture: thay Worship the God of WAR

Current Space Status: Powerfull Warships

Politics: A Supreem Overlord [aka me ]

Wild Life: Forest Creaturs

Plant life: A few HUGE trees here and there and lots of small plants

Trade: Very small

Military: LOTS OF It!!!!

[happystickman]

Planet Name: Griain
Surface Area: 60% Dirt/Desert Plainsland, 26% Arid Canyons, 14% Lava.
Dominant race: The Grianian are arid desert miners. While they are mildly intelligent, the harshness of the planet has them not expanding to most of the land.
Culture: They have a culture of work, all able bodies work in the terrible mines and oil wells. blasting away minerals, or working on construction, research and exploration. Education is only given to the upper class in the high parts of the few cites.
Current Space Status: They have launched some satellites to the many rocks surrounding the planet, but they have no manned space flight to date.
Politics:Tribal system in the smaller towns, but each of the 3 large city has its own system. The left most one is a democracy, the middle is a monarchy, and the right most has a plutocracy.
Wild Life: Reptiles abound the canyons, adapted to the stiffening heat. Small mammals and some reptiles exist in the upper areas.
Plant life: Almost no plants live the the lower regions, which cycles of filling with lava. Shrubs, grasses, and weeds live in the upper areas.
Trade: Trade between cities is uncommon, but when it does, it usually for rare materials, food, and water.
Military: Semi-modern firearms have been created, weapons that use oil as propellant, for it is abundant, Lavathrowers and flamethrowers are used in the major cities. Out-of-date firearms are sometimes scavenged by the tribes, but they mostly use metal stabbing and smashing things to fuel their constant battles for resources.

[Redbone]

Planet Name: Conspiracyzeus
Surface Area: 99% Conspiracy, 1% SH Editor
Dominant race: Conspiracy Wizards, Conspiracy Blogsworths, Conspiracy Yerfdogs, and Conspiracy Ninjas. They are all psychics, and they make conspiracies to distract people.
Culture: It's a conspiracy! Who knows?
Current Space Status: Sent many Conspiracy Wizard Hat Ships out to explore. They are all armed with conspiracy lasers. There are also satellites for the Conspiracy Televisions.
Politics: Spac Emaniac is the Conspiracy King, and is the one who does all the political stuff, which on this planet is the Conspiracy Laws and the Mega Conspiracies.
Wild Life: Conspiracy Yerfdogs converted all wildlife to TRUE HAMUMUMIANS.
Plant life: The Conspiracy Trees, which grow wizard hats, and Conspiroflowers, which generate Conspiracy Magic.
Trade: Editors and Conspiracies.
Military: Everyone. They don't have wars though, since they all work together. Only weapons are Conspiracy Magic, Conspiracy Lasers, and of course, conspiracies.

[seamonkey]

wow, just wow. Thats amazing, hilarious.

[Kerma]

Planet Name: cat planet
Surface Area: 20% generic ground, 20% jungle, 20% factory, 20% magma, 20% crow's nest
Dominant race: cats
Culture: lots to do on cat planet
Current Space Status: flying girls
Politics: everybody cat planet
Wild Life: crows
Plant life: welcome to underground jungle
Trade: nobody knows!
Military: what does this factory make? who knows!