Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. So, since 2011, I have spent the entire month of October every year reviewing a horror movie each day. I've changed formats many times over the years, and in the past few years, I've even been joined by my wife Solee, as well as the occasional guest. We've got text, drawings, video reviews, audio reviews... we got it all! Wanna check out our reviews? Look below, or use the menu to the left to dig deeper!
I wanted to wash my brain out with some actual shakycam horror, and Atrocious fit the bill. What do you think of the Blair Witch inspired run of shakycam pseudo-documentary movies of the past few years? They're obviously cheap to make. I like them for the feeling of reality they give, and some people really hate them (possibly for the feeling of waiting forever for a tiny cheap scare). How about you?
Marshmallow creme is actually a naturally occurring geological resource. Who would've thought?
So, I find marshmallow creme a bit off-putting in the same way Cadbury Creme Eggs are, and yet it has a certain appeal, just like the eggs. A self-loathing sort of appeal. Do you eat candies that simultaneously repulse and attract you? I don't think I usually do. I hope you appreciate me buying that tub for you for this episode! Now my wife has to eat it. She likes THE STUFF.
If you want a "found footage" horror movie where the action is fast rather than the long silent waits you've come to expect, this one has it. That's a pretty specific desire though, you should really learn to relax and take life as it comes, Mr. Picky.