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Join The Dumb Folks!
Have you ever had that "not-so-smart" feeling? Don't feel bad, embrace it! You're in good company.
We here at Hamumu Software have created a special environment just for people like you, where you
can do no harm to yourself or others. You might even have a good time! So sign up
for a Dumb Account today. Here are just some of the reasons you really need to do this:
- Store your shipping and billing information for quicker ordering
- Track your purchases, and get replacement download links automatically when you need them
- Earn Yerfbucks which you can spend on tons of great things!
- Participate in discussion and ask for help on our forum
- Participate in rampant silliness in our chatroom
- Play happening webgames like DumbWords and T.A.G.
- Achieve astoundingly grand milestones in some of our games (and on the website itself) and earn
trophies and Yerfbucks for your efforts
- Display these trophies to everyone and act smug and superior, with your personal Dumb Page and forum signature
you can use anywhere you like
Yerfbucks!
As you saw above, you can earn Yerfbucks. There are a million ways to earn them, including surprise ones
that pop up out of the blue when you least expect them. But here are some of the more obvious ones:
- Hey, just make a Dumb Account! We start you off with 50 big ones
- Buy games! At certain purchasing milestones (including your first purchase!), you'll be awarded lots of Yerfbucks
- Win contests, like the Summer Silliness and Halloween Horror world-building contests (or just come
up with clever names for them!)
- Win Yerfbucks in various games that we are gradually adding to the site (like DumbWords and T.A.G.)
- Accomplish other milestones in our games and website - you'll earn Yerfbucks for each one, and handsome
trophies on your account!
Okay, so now you have earned Yerfbucks. What do you do with them?
- Spend them to buy games - Each Yerfbuck is worth 1 cent towards a purchase
- Get custom titles and avatars for the forums and chat
- Become a beta tester and play games before they are finished, then get a free copy when they are!
- Buy special Yerfbuck-only items that those fools with their "money" can't have
- Trade them to other users in exchange for whatever (at your own risk, mind you)
So Why Not?
Now that's a sales pitch! You can't turn it down. But wait, you have reservations still? What on Earth?
Okay, you've heard what a Dumb Account will do for you, so here's what it won't do:
- Your registration details are completely private - we never share them with anyone for any reason, ever (Unless legally compelled)
- You will not be spammed - the only way to receive any email from us at all is in direct response to you, or by
signing up for our Newsletter - which I highly recommend, by the way!
- For security, we do not offer the option of storing your credit card information, only your address
(and that is an entirely optional convenience)
- In short: you risk nothing at any time, and if you have any concerns, please send me an email!
So no more excuses - click the button!
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