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| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 29, 2012 | ||
 With Saturn falling in the North, Virgo is in your favor! Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for a friendly twisted cactus. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 28, 2012 | ||
| With Uranus moseying by the Northeast, Taurus is in your favor! Be on the lookout for a fun thrifty President today. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 27, 2012 | ||
| Gemini is just passing through the fourth quadrant of Cancer, bringing Jupiter into alignment. This means that you should avoid hugging a devil. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 26, 2012 | ||
| There is a major confluence between Aiur and Earth! This means that you should avoid destroying umbrellas. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 25, 2012 | ||
| Gemini is drifting through the first quadrant of Sagittarius, bringing Alderaan into alignment. This means that you should avoid slapping a bank robber. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 23, 2012 | ||
| Targ and Melmac are in conflict. This is a great day for you to focus on destroying a tree. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 21, 2012 | ||
| Tallon IV and Targ are in conflict. The stars suggest that you should wear a police officer with a frog. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 20, 2012 | ||
| Capricorn is just passing through the sixth quadrant of Taurus, bringing Mercury into alignment. The stars suggest that you should wear an iguana with a cell phone. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 19, 2012 | ||
| There is a major confluence between Zebes and Cybertron! This means that you should avoid juggling a turnip. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 18, 2012 | ||
| There is a major confluence between Alderaan and Planet X! The stars suggest that you should collect a politician with an angel. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 17, 2012 | ||
| Antiga Prime is wandering through the seventh house of Aquarius. This is a great day for you to focus on scaring people. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 16, 2012 | ||
| Procyon II and Venus are in conflict. The stars suggest that you should threaten a chicken with a yak. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 14, 2012 | ||
| Cancer is spinning in the fifth quadrant of Gemini, bringing Earth into alignment. Be wary of an understanding school - it could be your downfall today! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 13, 2012 | ||
| Aiur is lost somewhere in the ninth house of Gemini. Today, you shall encounter a golden puzzle! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 12, 2012 | ||
| DUMBOSCOPE ERROR!!! *Klink* *Spoing* *WHIRR* Yerfbuck returned. See you tomorrow! You got 1 Yerfbucks! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 11, 2012 | ||
| Sagittarius is your power center. Be on the lookout for an esoteric blind teacher today. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 10, 2012 | ||
| There is a major confluence between Babylon V and Dagobah! This is a great day for you to focus on burying buses. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 9, 2012 | ||
| Sagittarius is inching along the eleventy-third quadrant of Taurus, bringing Aiur into alignment. Be wary of a dangerous police officer - it could be your downfall today! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 8, 2012 | ||
| There is a major confluence between SR-388 and Targ! Lucky duck!! You will find 100 Yerfbucks very very soon! You got 100 Yerfbucks! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 7, 2012 | ||
| The moon is wandering through the fourth house of Virgo. If you draw a bird today, you may regret it. | |||
