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  | Julian Is a ninja |
| Daily Dumboscope | Feb 11, 2013 | ||
 Jupiter and Char are in conflict. Be on the lookout for a golden twisted iguana today. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Jan 7, 2013 | ||
| With Pluto wandering through the Northwest, Libra is in your favor! Expect to meet a missing keyboard. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 17, 2012 | ||
| Sagittarius is lost somewhere in the eighth quadrant of Sagittarius, bringing Chiron Beta Prime into alignment. This means that you should avoid arguing with bottles. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 4, 2012 | ||
| Virgo is rising in the fifth quadrant of Leo, bringing Planet X into alignment. The stars suggest that you should clean a keyboard with a bird. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Dec 2, 2012 | ||
| There is a major confluence between Tallon IV and Spathiwa! The stars suggest that you should fight a stomach with a book. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 28, 2012 | ||
| Capricorn is your power center. Be wary of a friendly apple - it could be your downfall today! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 26, 2012 | ||
| Libra is your power center. Expect to meet a psychic actor. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 8, 2012 | ||
| DUMBOSCOPE ERROR!!! *Klink* *Spoing* *WHIRR* Yerfbuck returned. See you tomorrow! You got 1 Yerfbucks! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Oct 15, 2012 | ||
| With Krypton arcing along the West, Scorpio is in your favor! The stars suggest that you should find a monkey with a goat. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Oct 14, 2012 | ||
| Draenor is drifting through the second house of Scorpio. The stars suggest that you should frighten a palm tree with an umbrella. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Sep 22, 2012 | ||
| Dagobah and Alderaan are in conflict. Be on the lookout for a blatant nice bird today. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Sep 11, 2012 | ||
| With Char arcing along the West, Pisces is in your favor! If you imitate a keyboard today, you may regret it. | |||
| Got 1 Yerfbucks from .Blue Dwarf.! | Feb 23, 2012 | ||
 The Dwarf hath returned! Rejoice! | |||
| A Monstergram from Lorenzo The Comic! | Jan 3, 2012 | ||
 Bok Bok joined your Monster Collection!Bok! | |||
| A Monstergram from Lorenzo The Comic! | Dec 14, 2011 | ||
 Bouapha Costume joined your Monster Collection!Bouapha Costume, here we go! | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 7, 2011 | ||
| There is a major confluence between Tatooine and Antiga Prime! This means that you should avoid catching a bridge. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 6, 2011 | ||
| With Mars moseying by the Southwest, Capricorn is in your favor! The stars suggest that you should juggle a keyboard with a violin. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 5, 2011 | ||
| Scorpio is arcing along the first quadrant of Libra, bringing Mercury into alignment. This means that you should avoid writing a poem about an elephant. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 4, 2011 | ||
| Taurus is your power center. This means that you should avoid trapping a monkey. | |||
| Daily Dumboscope | Oct 28, 2011 | ||
| Mars is inching along the sixth house of Scorpio. If you clean a can today, you may regret it. | |||
