| Daily Dumboscope | May 21, 2013 | |
|  DUMBOSCOPE ERROR!!! *Klink* *Spoing* *WHIRR* Yerfbuck returned. See you tomorrow!
You got 1 Yerfbucks! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 20, 2013 | |
| Zebes is rising in the fourth house of Gemini. This is a great day for you to focus on frying salesmans. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 19, 2013 | |
| Leo is drifting through the third quadrant of Aquarius, bringing Zebes into alignment. This is a great day for you to focus on drawing a bird. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 18, 2013 | |
| Melmac is inching along the sixth house of Leo. Be wary of an understanding hat - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 17, 2013 | |
| Azeroth and Procyon II are in conflict. This means that you should avoid frying frogs. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 16, 2013 | |
| With Romulus just passing through the Southeast, Virgo is in your favor! Be on the lookout for a heartless robotic ignorance today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 15, 2013 | |
| Vulcan and the moon are in conflict. If you juggle a cat today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 14, 2013 | |
| Azeroth and Jupiter are in conflict. Expect to meet a red actor. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 13, 2013 | |
| Krypton and SR-388 are in conflict. This means that you should avoid visiting a cowboy. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 12, 2013 | |
| Uranus is inching along the fourth house of Scorpio. If you wrestle a dolphin today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 11, 2013 | |
| Jupiter is arcing along the seventh house of Libra. This is a great day for you to focus on cleaning a television. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 10, 2013 | |
| Melmac is spinning in the five-and-a-halfth house of Aquarius. Expect to meet a wrong house. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 9, 2013 | |
| Aquarius is arcing along the eleventy-third quadrant of Leo, bringing Vulcan into alignment. The stars suggest that you should clean a bridge with a puzzle. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 8, 2013 | |
| There is a major confluence between Procyon II and Mars! Expect to meet a deep President. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 7, 2013 | |
| Zebes is rising in the sixth house of Capricorn. Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for a friendly smart cell phone. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 6, 2013 | |
| With Char spinning in the East, Taurus is in your favor! Be wary of an angry TV show - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 5, 2013 | |
| Aquarius is your power center. Today, you shall encounter an imaginary palm tree! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 4, 2013 | |
| Taurus is your power center. Be on the lookout for a flammable deep yak today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 3, 2013 | |
| There is a major confluence between Chiron Beta Prime and Earth! Be wary of a rich keyboard - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 2, 2013 | |
| Cybertron and The Death Star are in conflict. Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for a silent implausible yak. | |
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