| Daily Dumboscope | May 23, 2013 | |
|  Saturn and Dagobah are in conflict. If you interrogate a car today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 22, 2013 | |
| There is a major confluence between Romulus and Char! Expect to meet a dry dog. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 21, 2013 | |
| Leo is drifting through the sixth quadrant of Scorpio, bringing Saturn into alignment. If you wear a bank robber today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 20, 2013 | |
| Procyon II and Romulus are in conflict. This is a great day for you to focus on slapping psychologists. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 19, 2013 | |
| With Tatooine spinning in the East, Scorpio is in your favor! If you eat a bank robber today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 18, 2013 | |
| Neptune is wandering through the ninth house of Aries. Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for a thrifty rich violin. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 17, 2013 | |
| Cybertron is moseying by the five-and-a-halfth house of Taurus. If you trap a banana today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 16, 2013 | |
| With Antiga Prime drifting through the Northwest, Virgo is in your favor! Expect to meet a happy umbrella. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 15, 2013 | |
| Pisces is moseying by the eighth quadrant of Cancer, bringing Romulus into alignment. Today, you shall encounter a heartless yeti! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 14, 2013 | |
| Taurus is inching along the second quadrant of Virgo, bringing Targ into alignment. Today, you shall encounter a blatant person! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 13, 2013 | |
| Aquarius is arcing along the eleventh quadrant of Cancer, bringing Cybertron into alignment. Expect to meet a missing lake. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 12, 2013 | |
| SR-388 is inching along the fifth house of Aquarius. Be wary of an aggressive friend - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 10, 2013 | |
| Libra is inching along the ninth quadrant of Libra, bringing Spathiwa into alignment. This is a great day for you to focus on destroying a chicken. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 8, 2013 | |
| There is a major confluence between Krypton and Aiur! The stars suggest that you should talk to a stomach with a bridge. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 7, 2013 | |
| Pisces is your power center. Be wary of a powerful shirt - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 6, 2013 | |
| Taurus is your power center. Be wary of a red teacher - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 3, 2013 | |
| Aquarius is drifting through the third quadrant of Gemini, bringing Zebes into alignment. Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for a muscular blind turnip. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 2, 2013 | |
| Alderaan is moseying by the seventh house of Gemini. Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for an ignorant wild book. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | May 1, 2013 | |
| Gemini is wandering through the sixthish quadrant of Cancer, bringing Babylon V into alignment. Be wary of a dangerous bottle - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Yerfbucks Received! | May 1, 2013 | |
| Phistev got 5 Yerfbucks for 6th place in T.A.G.! | |
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