| Daily Dumboscope | Feb 16, 2013 | |
|  Leo is moseying by the five-and-a-halfth quadrant of Cancer, bringing Tallon IV into alignment. Expect to meet an arrogant snake. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Feb 7, 2013 | |
| Aquarius is drifting through the sixthish quadrant of Gemini, bringing Azeroth into alignment. The stars suggest that you should collect a politician with a person. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Feb 1, 2013 | |
| Capricorn is your power center. If you fry a keyboard today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Jan 29, 2013 | |
| There is a major confluence between Krypton and Planet X! Expect to meet a silver bottle. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Jan 11, 2013 | |
| With Caprica drifting through the South, Aquarius is in your favor! Be on the lookout for an angry happy hope today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 29, 2012 | |
| Procyon II is inching along the eleventy-third house of Taurus. Expect to meet a purple turtle. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 28, 2012 | |
| Leo is your power center. Luck will be with you. Keep an eye out for an implausible lazy President. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 25, 2012 | |
| Mars is moseying by the five-and-a-halfth house of Libra. Expect to meet a blind umbrella. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 22, 2012 | |
| Gemini is just passing through the fourth quadrant of Cancer, bringing Venus into alignment. The stars suggest that you should catch a fish with a keyboard. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 21, 2012 | |
| Procyon II is lost somewhere in the five-and-a-halfth house of Sagittarius. Be on the lookout for a deep nice robot today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 19, 2012 | |
| Jupiter and Saturn are in conflict. This means that you should avoid forgiving a salesman. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 16, 2012 | |
| Cybertron is spinning in the seventh house of Scorpio. Be on the lookout for a dangerous missing car today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 15, 2012 | |
| Scorpio is moseying by the eleventy-third quadrant of Gemini, bringing Procyon II into alignment. Be wary of a blind shirt - it could be your downfall today! | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 14, 2012 | |
| With Earth just passing through the North, Gemini is in your favor! Be on the lookout for a silent flammable turtle today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 12, 2012 | |
| Neptune is spinning in the five-and-a-halfth house of Aries. If you wear a bird today, you may regret it. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 11, 2012 | |
| Jupiter and Azeroth are in conflict. The stars suggest that you should interrogate a salesman with an umbrella. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 10, 2012 | |
| With Babylon V drifting through the Northeast, Leo is in your favor! Be on the lookout for an ignorant vain palm tree today. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 9, 2012 | |
| There is a major confluence between Planet X and Alderaan! Expect to meet a wild police officer. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 7, 2012 | |
| With Dagobah wandering through the North, Pisces is in your favor! The stars suggest that you should interrogate an ignorance with a beverage. | |
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| Daily Dumboscope | Nov 6, 2012 | |
| Uranus is spinning in the fifth house of Aquarius. Be on the lookout for a careful lazy bat today. | |
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