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  Robot Wants Robot! 11:07 PM -- Wed August 18, 2010  

First of all, a reminder! Get your boss ideas in for the boss-making contest! If you already entered, enter again! I will consider any and all entries. I think it will end soon... I have a about 3 that I am torn between so far, but I will pick one if I have to. So get your ideas in NOW NOW NOW!! (Don't you miss the [BLINK] tag?)

Secondly, time for a third contest! This is probably the last one for this game. It's like the boss contest but simpler. I think there probably should be one more non-boss enemy in this game. Just one more little thing I can throw in the mix in the final parts of the game to make it trickier business. So what will that enemy be? As before, obey the rules:
  • The enemy must be robotic in nature
  • I reserve the right to change your idea all around and so on
  • If I like your entry best, you get to beta test the game, and some reasonable facsimile of your idea will be in the game
  • Share your entry either here in the comments, or in a forum thread that you or somebody else creates for that purpose (please keep all entries to one thread)
  • Pictures are good! But not required
  • Specifics and details are good!
  • Unlike a boss, this is just a regular enemy you fight lots of all over the place, so keep it very simple. This will not be nearly as exciting as the boss contest, but it's another chance to win!
  • The deadline is when I pick a winner!
Good luck, and may the best robot win!
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  Robot Got Name! 05:26 PM -- Mon August 16, 2010  

And the winner of the naming contest is the only entry that makes one person the winner while simultaneously causing another person to be a winner in another form! Blackduck wins with his name Space Maniac! Because why not?

Don't forget the Make-Up-A-Boss contest is still going on, and a tip to entrants: making a vague entry like "Oh, how about something kind of like... or whatever" is a lot less likely to win than a clear-cut confident description of exactly what you want! I know I said I reserve the right to make changes, but that doesn't mean I want you to abdicate any responsibility for your idea. Stand up proud and dish out a robot! Make something so amazing I can't resist. Other tips: has to be an actual robot, not a vehicle driven by something alive (that's a dealbreaker); and I see a lot of entries that reference other Hamumu games, which I really don't want to do. I don't like to randomly glue things together, this is a new game world unrelated to existing ones. It has its own amazing and deep mythology involving puppies, kitties, and fishies.

Congrats to Blackduck and Spacemaniac! And surprise, how about they get a prize of sorts! They will get to beta test the game. The winner of the boss contest will too.
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  Robot Wants Bosses 11:29 PM -- Fri August 13, 2010  

Hallo! Now that you've entered one contest, for which I haven't declared a winner, so see the previous journal entry and put your names in, it's time for another one!

This is a fancier version of the same contest. This time, make up a boss for Robot Wants Ice Cream! The only things you need to keep in mind are:
  • It has to be robotic/mechanical/non-organic
  • Remember how Robot games play. It's a side scrolling platformer where you shoot things. Don't make a boss where you have to solve a switch puzzle or jump on its head or level up or spin around in 3D, that's not what this game is.
  • I reserve the right to rename your design
  • I reserve the right to massively change your design a ton, but still, it's exciting that you inspired it, right?
  • Feel free to include pictures if you want, or just describe things
  • Post your entries as comments on this Journal, or go ahead and post in a thread on the forum (everybody to one thread, please!).
  • Enter this and the previous contest as much as you like, I'm just looking for good ideas.
  • The more specifics the better. "A big green robot" is not interesting or appealing (and it's already in the game!).
The winning entry will become a boss (possibly renamed and massively changed) in Robot Wants Ice Cream! The deadline is once again whenever I pick a winner! The boss naming contest will probably end by Monday or so. I have a favorite choice in that one already, so feel free to come up with something that beats it, or it will win!
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  Robot Wants Nomenclature 10:53 PM -- Wed August 11, 2010  


This is the next boss in Robot Wants Ice Cream, the second of two more I added today! There are 5 so far, and only about 1/3 of the map is done! There won't be that many more bosses, though. Let's not get ridiculous.

But this boss is here for a reason! It's time for a "contest" which gets to go in quotes due to a complete lack of prizes. This boss is sort of a UFO that hovers around above you dropping bombs. What would you name it? The winning name is the one I will use in the game, and that's about all there is to it, but that's like being immortalized in an incredible piece of art history that will stand for all time, so it's totally worth it. My criteria for choosing a winner will just be "meh, whatever." You know, whatever happens to click with my brain. The deadline is whenever I pick a winner, so get your ideas in now!

* Note: you won't get credited in-game for your brilliance. Sorry, but the entire "credits screen" in a Robot game is a single line of text!
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  Robot Wants Mouse Aim 11:59 PM -- Tue August 10, 2010  


But since Robot doesn't have mouse aim, how is he ever going to shoot the big spider?! Maybe there is some way... There are 3 bosses in the game already, you run into them about every 2 seconds going through, which I like, because a boss is always an exciting event.

In this game, Robot gets Atomic Batteries to power his more super abilities. The yellow squares you see are Atomic Bits (!?) that come from destroyed enemies. You can collect those to recharge your Atomic Batteries. Or at least, you can once you get the power up that lets you. There's also a Solar Collector powerup to let them recharge over time too.
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  Robot Got Puppy 12:40 AM -- Tue August 10, 2010  


Yay! Originally I had planned for this game to involve you riding on Puppy (long ago), and I was so scared to make the animation for Puppy. I don't know why, it just seemed much harder than other things I've done. Robot doesn't ride on Puppy, but now Puppy sure does animate and follow you around! It's good stuff. And of course, he will help you reach your goal via a certain power-up you'll discover. Don't worry, this is not an escort mission - Puppy is invincible, and will teleport to you if he gets lost.
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  Robot Wants Something 09:48 PM -- Wed July 28, 2010  


Robot is using a super attack here against a hapless crab (left over from the last game, not actually going to be in this one), on the lovely grassy fields of Happy Ice Cream Planet. The sky is just temporary, not sure how it's going to look, but it should also be fairly happy, on this particular planet. Just getting started on the new tiles now. Not everything about Happy Ice Cream Planet is as happy as you might think.

In other news, stop by UStream today to watch Blackduck play Loonyland 2 over and over again! Do it quick, because he probably can't keep playing for more than a few days.
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  I (was) on a BOAT! 06:21 PM -- Mon July 19, 2010  


We houseboated Lake Powell last week! Look at that there arch! I actually worked on Robot Wants Ice Cream while on the boat, to the apparent dismay of family members (not that I did much work). It's a different direction for Robot, same concept and gameplay, but no more puzzles, just massive amounts of brutal slaying. I think Robot is getting really tired of Kitty's shenanigans.

I have Still Pond, Two Roads, and Robot Wants Fishy all seeking sponsors now. Hopefully there will be delicious results very soon. I also have some interesting port projects just barely underway, or at least being discussed (not me: other people beginning to port my stuff to other platforms). I'm keeping Fishy off of this site to make it worth more to sponsors (they are more interested in something that hasn't been public). Once it gets picked up, hopefully within a month tops, I will unleash it upon this site as well. And I am indeed sorry for the delay, but more stuff is coming all the time now!
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  Another fine port! 04:37 AM -- Wed July 7, 2010  

Hey, it's time for Two Roads! You probably played it before when it was not a flash game, but now you can play it again! And who wouldn't want to do that?

Yeah, it's not the most exciting game, but I started the port this morning, played WoW, took a nap, did the dishes, went for a walk, and still released it by sundown. Real easy project.

Don't worry, I'm not just doing ports! But they make for easy projects and a great way to get stuff out that may not be news to you, but it sure is to non-Hamumians. For new games, at the very least, Robot Wants Fishy is coming soon! It's long past done, I just have business reasons I can't put it out yet. Aside from that, I will be very busy for the next week, and somewhat off the grid (hopefully not too much), and then back to business after that. I really want to port Medusa's Lament sometime soon, because when I made it, I was basically creating a Flash game, just without knowing how to do Flash, so I had to write it in C. I look forward to returning Medusa to her native land.
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  Shipwright=Starboard 10:28 PM -- Mon July 5, 2010  

Let's engage in a thought exercise:

You are a ship builder. It takes you a year to build a ship, and when it's done, you sell it to somebody for $10,000. Nice money for one sale! On the other hand, that's a year of your life, and you only made $10,000 total. That doesn't even cover the rent on your shipbuilding dock for the year! If you continue this way, you'll lose the dock, and obviously no longer be able to make ships at all. On the plus side, Shipwright Weekly speaks quite highly of your ships, so hey, you got that going for you.

Then one day, an eccentric rich man comes to you, rutabaga in hand, and says "You make excellent ships! But I like rowboats! Now a rowboat is much smaller than a ship, so I cannot pay you the same as you get for a ship! However, being eccentric and mentally off, I think $9,000 is a fair price for a rowboat, because I somehow see that as lots less than $10,000! Will you make me rowboats? I am a rich man with many bags of money, so I sink them routinely, and will want many."

A rowboat takes you a couple of weeks to make. Should you make the $9,000 rowboats every couple of weeks, or continue making the $10,000 ships each year?

I present this exercise, surprisingly enough, as an analogue to my own situation. My situation, in fact, is really nuts. I don't want to go over every detail of my personal life, but let's genericize it a bit and hopefully explain some things.

Step 1: Let's say there's a value N, which is how much money I make from a big epic Hamumu game like Loonyland, over its entire lifespan. Keep that number in mind, imagine it to be whatever you want, though you can figure out its general range pretty quickly with the following discussion.

* It takes a minimum of a year to make something like Loonyland or others. That's very conservative and 1.5 years is more realistic. So if I make one of those games, I spend a minimum of a year getting $N.

* My mortgage plus property tax for a year is about 9/10 of $N. That's just mortgage and property tax. No utilities, no internet, no food, no car registration, gas, car insurance, health insurance, clothing, haircuts, replacing things that break, repairing household problems, or fun of any kind. Obviously, with all that stuff attached, we're far beyond $N (more like $N*3 or more).

* My first tentative attempts at getting flash games sponsored (which other indies found very unimpressive - they thought I could've gotten a lot more) have earned me about $N/2 per game, between the actual sponsor money, prizes on Kongregate, ad money, and side jobs like implementing some site's trophy system into the game for a little fee.

* The games in question took about 3-4 weeks to develop, including all testing and polish. They also have led into bigger opportunities where I can make even larger amounts for doing even less work.

* That makes (without the extra opportunities, or doing better at getting sponsors or ever having some big breakout hit), 6.5*$N per year.

* In addition to that, I get flash sponsor money without having to do marketing. If all I did was crank out big games, and somehow that was enough to pay my expenses instead of 1/3 of enough, I wouldn't have any money to market them, and I'd be... well, right where I am, with a teeny but strong fanbase and nobody else on earth who even knows I exist! So, $N or 6.5*$N per year? My expenses are $3*N. What would you do? But there's more.

* Making an epic year-long (plus) game is exhausting, boring, and agonizing. It has fun parts, totally, and especially the end result is a blast for me. But it is a slog. Mentally ruinous. If I were in your position, I too would be hoping for new Loonyland games. But hoping for something because you want to play it is not at all the same thing as it being a remotely good idea for the developer to be doing.

* Making a little flash game is ultra super duper pooper scooper fun!!! I get to jump in and try out some specific crazy idea and see how it goes, and then move on. If I am into it, I can expand it with sequels or more levels or features. If it works decently but doesn't move me, that's okay, because I'm done and can go do something else! If it doesn't work at all and it's a horrible idea, no problem! A couple days wasted before I find that out, at most. I'm rediscovering the joy of making games and getting excited about coming in to work each day, instead of trying to hide in an alternate World.

* My wife used to make the money for us by teaching (for the record, Hamumu has never made enough for what a normal person would call "a living", though it has been my living for 12 years - good thing I had her help most of that time!), but in the past couple of years, she quit her job and started up her own tutoring business. She's indie like me! But as she builds up her business from scratch, she is currently making even less money than I was pre-flash-games, instead of quadruple what I made.

* My dog has cancer, so far having cost me 1.5*$N. Between that and our car that finally died for good and had to be replaced, I currently sit at absolutely the most broke I've ever been in my life, and yet making the most money I've ever made in my life. Interesting combination. And very lucky that I found this way to make money just in time. I'm really hoping that I can keep it coming in fast enough to get through these huge expenses, and maybe, just maybe, come out the other side still making good enough money that we can actually live comfortably instead of scraping by!

* On the flipside, I hate that this flash game stuff is so UN-indie. I have always been so glad that I don't rely on anything else, it's just me direct to consumers. Of course, on the other hand, I really like that thanks to sponsor money, I can now make money from my games without charging my players a cent! I get to make a living, you get to play games for free. That's a deal! But I do hate having to rely on external companies to make that happen, and make changes that they want instead of making my own decisions from start to finish. And because it relies on other people, it could vanish anytime. Honestly, the games business is a terrible one, on an endless boom and bust cycle. Currently we're in the midst of a price-war crash. Lots of big names are gonna die. But Hamumu ain't going anywhere. Making games is what I do. I'm just really hoping to not ever have to supplement it with a real job. I don't work well with others.

So there won't be some big 3D game surprising you out of the blue this year, and I'm writing this so you'll stop saying there should be. There can't be, if I want to live in a house. There probably won't be one next year either, or the year after. Whenever it does come, it won't be a surprise, because I'll have talked for months and months about developing it! What there will be is dozens and dozens of flash games, that I will personally find very amusing (Have you seen bonus battle #5? I thought not!). And until I can get out of this hole and up to the tiniest bit of fiscal comfort, I won't be doing anything else.

I know there's this total misconception out there that the big games are this huge pile of money. I've seen people say things that translated to "If he'd just release one big game instead of making a bunch of little ones, he'd make so much more money!" I hope the information above proves that utterly false to you. I make more money from 2 little flash games than I do from one multi-year epic. Making big games is a terrible way to make money. I did it because it was in my nature and I liked what I was making, not because it was the best way to make a living (I wouldn't be an indie developer if I was seeking that!).

Someone was jokingly suggesting I punch in big games into my project-selection formula, so just for fun I did. Setting the interest to 10/10 (not true, but just to be nice), and everything else to realistic values, my sample game (Kid Mystic 2) came out with a score of 0.04. The lowest previous score on the list was 0.52. The average score? 108.51. So, I could punch them in, but it wouldn't have much effect!

So... does all that make sense to you (the 3 people who read this whole thing)? It's not what the Lunatic-obsessives want to hear, but it's what I've been trying to tell them for years. Hopefully this is straightforward and detailed enough to lay it out for you. It doesn't matter how many times you say it, it's a terrible idea in every way for me to focus my energy on unprofitable exhausting labor instead of highly profitable fun messing around.

P.S... As I was writing this, I discovered Sol Hunt was writing something almost the opposite on the forum! Well, it's not opposite, but this post seems to be all about making money while she was saying I don't do it for the money! Well, she's right. As I said above, I wouldn't make indie games if I was trying to make good money. When I speak about making money in this journal entry, I hope it's clear that I'm trying to make enough to live, not that I'm grubbing around for the maximum cash I can. Sure would be nice to be comfortable enough to buy video games every so often once again, though.
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