I made a barrel!  I was following a tutorial (I love when they're videos!), which was mainly about texturing, but I didn't make it as far as the texturing.  A general rule when doing a Blender tutorial is that you eventually reach the point where you got lost 5 steps behind and what you're doing no longer works, and there's no way back to where you took a wrong turn, so that's where you end up.  I learned some things about making a barrel, and discovered my own things about lighting to actually get bright colors to happen.  So it's sort of a barrel!
I'm not saying it's art, but hey, using this software is like pulling teeth.  And, indeed, takes as much dedication as dental school.  I've so far spent a whole 2 hours back at it, and I have a mushroom (not pictured) and a barrel to show for it.  But is our self learning?  Perhaps so.