I just thought I'd share my pain with you today. I'm lucky I was off in town all day, because I got home to discover that my internet connection was slow. Now, you say "yeah, I hate when my internet gets slow!" No no no no... It is
slow. I ran a speed test to check, and I'm not sure I calculated right, but the behavior I'm seeing while web browsing suggests I did, so what I calculated was that I am currently using what is effectively a 4900 baud dial-up modem. Without the fun sound effects or BBS door games.
For reals and for true. I hope you're enjoying your cushy big city life! Speaking of that, if that big city is Kansas City,
you are a lucky duck!
