If you want a "found footage" horror movie where the action is fast rather than the long silent waits you've come to expect, this one has it. That's a pretty specific desire though, you should really learn to relax and take life as it comes, Mr. Picky.
Marshmallow creme is actually a naturally occurring geological resource. Who would've thought?
So, I find marshmallow creme a bit off-putting in the same way Cadbury Creme Eggs are, and yet it has a certain appeal, just like the eggs. A self-loathing sort of appeal. Do you eat candies that simultaneously repulse and attract you? I don't think I usually do. I hope you appreciate me buying that tub for you for this episode! Now my wife has to eat it. She likes THE STUFF.
I wanted to wash my brain out with some actual shakycam horror, and Atrocious fit the bill. What do you think of the Blair Witch inspired run of shakycam pseudo-documentary movies of the past few years? They're obviously cheap to make. I like them for the feeling of reality they give, and some people really hate them (possibly for the feeling of waiting forever for a tiny cheap scare). How about you?